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| Displayed name | Excalibur |
| Member number | 8030 |
| Title | Agent |
| Postcount | 1384 |
| Homepage | http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi |
| Registered | Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 19:32
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Leave your sanity at the door. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 19:30
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V Keep of Tinraya City strife echoed jubilantly throughout the area, invoking feelings of triumph withing the traveling thieves. Ferrrald and Shamgar temporarily disposed of the amateurs in thier company, allowing for more serious matters to be completed. "Skribbane a likely enterprise here?" Shamgar grunted. "No, too many guards Shamgarrrr. Though this keep is rrrrich," Ferrrald purred. Their conversation carried them to Tinray's center. People behind market stalls barked out their products, while passing townspeople purchased various commodities. One of the amateurs skulked about the stalls, obviously extending a keen eye for foolish vendors. The amateur made her move. She appeared behind the counter making her presence difficult to detect. A flash later she sprinted off with a healthy sized pouch. However, her sudden movements attracted patrolling guards. Shamgar's lips moved with nuance that could possibly resemble a smile, "So, shall we save this wench?" "Surrrre," Ferrrald grimaced, "I'm bored," Shamgar and Ferrrald split directions, sleuthing about the crowds into position. Meanwhile several guards exerted a sweat chasing one of Amadis' minions. She tumbled into a vacant alley, which was soon followed by a reverberating shriek. Her two assailants appeared amused as they carter her through the back streets. They rounded a corner, only to have a well-guided projectile embedded in their necks. Their duty finished, Ferrrald and Shamgar made plans to enter a near by house. -- Days later the party finished their rounds, bringing good bounty to show Amadis. Their mission proved to be a success. Valley Howard saw the new formation undergoing swift construction. At this rate the community would be erected withing two or three weeks. Sufficed by the circumstances, he drafted a note for Amadis and sent it off. Lorelei Amadis downed a swig of ale. Other patrons writhed on the floor, aroused by their state of intoxication. Amadis however, was smart enough to avoid such behavior. The steak the barkeep served him was delicious, and the ale exquisite. A shabbily dressed man shambled up to Amadis, "Cann ye be gettin me anothersh drinks for me selfs kinds sirrsh?" "Get away you worthless scrap of flax," Amadis replied cavalierly. The man swung at Amadis, which threw him off balance resulting on his journey to the floor. Amadis mocked him with amusement and swiftly delivered a kick to his side. "Halt," an unknown man exclaimed. "Guards!" As if on que, a guard entered the tavern promptly assailing Amadis. Amadis leaped over a vacant table and floundered painfully as he landed. He rolled over and let out several whelps, allowing for the guard to reach his vicinity. Amadis stood up, cursing his misfortune. He turned around and ran directly into the guard. "Amadis Ducante, you are under arrest for grand larceny, and government of a mischievous entity." Amadis was taken aback. Only his minions knew of his illicit activities, someone had betrayed him. However, he pondered little and instead withdrew the dagger he recently stole. He missed the guards vital organs, nonetheless striking his arm. The guard paid little heed. He signaled alarm and firmly grasped Amadis, attempting to confiscate the knife in his hand. Amadis struggled aversely as a flock of guards rushed into the bar. They surrounded him as his captor escorted him from the bar. However, the original guard began to writhe uncontrollably. Seeing his chance, Amadis disappeared. The state of Midori knew his face now, knew his crimes, knew his profession. He was at loss for words. -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 18:50
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It surprises me that until now, no one has registered as "Richard White." -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 18:38
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I suppose Solberg is better because he actually survived. Shame on me, I failed to mentioned Exile's demon golem. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 18:30
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Apparently UBB doesn't accept Greek. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 16 2008 17:43
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quote:I thought that was a bit strange. They sure had to do a lot of work, especially if Leonardo wrote backwards. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 20:47
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My ancient copy of Stuffit miraculously opened the .sit file you sent me. Well, it was nothing but .bmp files. Also, if you still wish me to test Mac you have to send the Mac version compressed with WinZip. Anyways, I'll be testing the Windows version unless you send me a working Mac copy. I should get the results back tomorrow. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 20:32
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Note: The Guild doesn't rule Lorelei. The Guild is building its own city now...expansion is a possibility. (Tinraya) -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 20:29
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Iffy, quit all the deus ex machina, it's getting annoying. -------------------- Drew - "Coincidence, correlation, or causation, I wonder?" Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 20:24
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IV Lorelei Amadis sat in his desk behind the glove shop. He removed several sheets of parchment from his desk, as well as an ink fountain. He scribbled furiously while chewing on oak resin. Several minutes passed until he finished writing the letter. He marched out of the room, addressing Luscinda, "Send this to Howard...immediately." "Calm down you brute," she retorted. Amadis revealed a wicked looking shuriken from his cloak, "I suggest you watch your manners, lady." Amadis walked off arrogantly, agitating Luscinda in his wake. Somewhere South of Moon Ferrrald and Shamgar conversed about what lay ahead of them while the other thieves in the party groaned under the weight they carried. Valley Howard grimaced with scorn as a dolt among his ranks approached him. "Message from Amadis, Your Ingenuity." "Wipe that smirk off your face you lubbard," Howard scoffed, greedily snatching the message. Upon reading for a mere few seconds his demeanor changed drastically. He leaped about joyfully as several of his underlings mocked him. He collapsed into a chair behind him. " Howard, you coward. I demand you begin construction of a city in that valley of mine immediately. Make me proud Howard, you've always been a good asset to me. Oh, there should be blueprints attached. Failure to conform with them will provide me the enjoyment of gaping apart your neck. Smile. " -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 19:46
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I wouldn't consider this thread necromancy. Slarty is supposedly going to continue this thread some day. *some day* Eh, I lost in the first round anyways. -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 19:42
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quote:For good reason. I've purchased five computer/video games in my life and they're all created by Jeff. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 17:10
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I would disagree. I've never met someone who has even heard of his games, let alone played them. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 17:06
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I don't think we should prod Kelandon into making a sequel, we're lucky he updates the library in the HLPM. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:53
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Are you running other applications while playing? If so, that can cause the game to run out of memory, even if you have one gig of ram. (The system alone eats about 40% percent of it) Also, if that isn't the case you should open up the task manager while playing the game (Using Ctrl, Alt, Delete) and check if anything besides A4 or the system is using a lot of CPU. -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:44
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Spiderweb has a lot of Finnish members. :P -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:42
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Avernites often call them kitties. I also thought furries sounded a bit funny. -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:36
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If you slay Linda beforehand, the denizens of the tower will avenge her, so Jeff didn't bother including a whole change in script for that. -------------------- Drew - "Coincidence, correlation, or causation, I wonder?" Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:32
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Je suis étonné que ce fil n'est pas mort encore. Well, I've haven't learned a few of those words in French class yet, so I had to use Babelfish. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:20
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Someone should scavenge for the BoA editor bug thread. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:15
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And I was gettin' my hopes up. -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:12
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The squeaky doors are a problem, an annoying one. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:08
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quote:I thought Salmon was being serious for a second. Geez, why to I have to take everything literally? Anyways, if they take away the cell phones, they'll purchase huge woofers and blast crappy music from their cars. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 16:01
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quote::confused: -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 14 2008 15:59
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Blades of Avernum. Before the game was realeased mine was Blades of Exile. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |