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| Displayed name | Excalibur |
| Member number | 8030 |
| Title | Agent |
| Postcount | 1384 |
| Homepage | http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi |
| Registered | Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 9 2008 16:07
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I've made some changes to the faction's profile. Ephesos: Would you rather have the thieves guild located somewhere else? -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 9 2008 15:35
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Ah, another BANNED announcement...what a surprise. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, January 9 2008 15:33
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By Stillness quote:What I'm saying is that you continue to provoke debates concerning evolution, when you know many members disagree with you. It's foolish because you only make yourself appear hypocritical, as you waste time preaching to those you know will not accept your philosophy. I'm not sure as to what Jehovah's Witnesses believe, but I thought they were a denomination of Christianity. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 21:37
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Before I comment, I should tell you Stillness that I do not believe in evolution. Having provoked many arguments during my visits here, I can say that doing so is quite foolish. The people here will adamantly say otherwise, and it is your obligation to attempt persuading other crowds regardless of what denomination of Christianity you may be. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 17:01
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quote:No...that can't be true...I wiped out one of their systems with nothing but FPCs. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 16:28
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Yeah, I thought we'd be left to take care of it ourselves. Thanks! Iffy - What's with the muffins? -------------------- Drew - "Coincidence, correlation, or causation, I wonder?" Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 16:09
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Indeed, for I can only think of a handful of members under the age of fourteen. I regard the ratio as being closer to one tenth, instead of nine. I doubt that anyone is deceitful about their age. Older members typically do not display their birth dates, which is my assumption as why you think so. [ Tuesday, January 08, 2008 16:11: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 16:05
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Ivanhoe stood there, dumbfounded by the sudden appearance. Dazzle and Jeran also expressed similar emotions. Regardless of the encounter, Ivanhoe trekked off towards the hills. He highly doubted Dazzle having sufficient spell energy to teleport, which explains his reasoning. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 8 2008 16:02
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By macdude22 quote:I disagree, as Excalibur himself proves otherwise. If Spiderweb boards had a considerably low number of adults I would not be interested in posting further. However, such comments are true among the general adolescent population. quote:I agree upon this matter, as evolution and religion are almost universal and not endemic to particular localities. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 19:39
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I find people's incapability to comprehend instructions problematic. Manuals are placed for a reason. There's always the manna spell when desperate. [ Monday, January 07, 2008 19:40: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 19:16
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However, the party is pitted against even weaker creatures, makings it seem they are not weak. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:57
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quote:*gasps* My father used that as an error tone on his Mac Classic, because such is his name. However, when he repeatedly caused errors the computer would freeze up attempting to play the phrase. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:44
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quote:He even replied to a questionnaire began by Marlenny once. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:40
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No, their temporary absence is a mere coincidence. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:35
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quote:Has UBB taken the aptitude of sentience like Hal has? That would certainly explain it's unforgiving viscosity. -In case you didn't know, Hal (I believe that's the name) is a computer in an old movie. quote:I am, however. [ Monday, January 07, 2008 18:36: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:29
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Prompted by the subject, I now inquire if anyone has a .sea file of StuffitExpander version 6.0. If so I ask that you please e-mail it to me. quote:I hope you don't have dial-up internet, as the compressed file exceeds one hundred fifty megabytes. Also, if you play past the time that the demo trial ends, Captain Hector will mercilessly destroy you. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:13
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EDIT: What the heck! After attempting to post my last comment I found that it didn't exist on this topic, and neither did it later when I returned. It seems that UBB held my post in suspension, which is rather annoying. quote:It's quite creepy that you say so. I should also mention that trans gender surgeries occur, but they fail to actually change sex. [ Monday, January 07, 2008 18:16: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:10
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[ Monday, January 07, 2008 18:18: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 18:01
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Fraternal twins cannot possess the same deoxyribonucleic acid because they are the result of two separate ovum. Iffy, DNA dictates gender among other things. As of currently, it cannot be edited or altered in any fashion by human interference. EDIT: :eek: I was beaten to it again! [ Monday, January 07, 2008 18:02: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 17:58
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Those are fraternal twins, which are caused byfertilization of two separate eggs. Identical twins are spawned by an egg that splits, producing twins that have identical DNA...thus the same gender. EDIT: ET kind of beat me to it, but I don't feel like editing the above text. --- No this certainly isn't masturbation, you need but only retrieve a dictionary's definition to prove it. [ Monday, January 07, 2008 17:59: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 17:53
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I The sun cast its essence upon the earth generously as the morning whimmed. Several aggregates of people wandered the streets to utilize such propitious weather. Among their number was Amadis, who confided in patrolling the streets nonchalantly while seeking out prey. Several women chattered ebulliently while Amadis caught sight of an affluent man entering his home. Amadis sleuthed into a neighboring alley to view the man's actions. The well-clad individual graciously unlocked his door, at which time a large dog greeted him. The man acknowledged the creature's happiness and walked in. Several minutes later the man emerged with sufficient quantities of money, and locked his marble laden house. Amadis lay still, trying to avoid the unease of a quail bevy several yards away. He then sleuthed around the adobe structure concealing him and cautiously walked to the unprotected door. He withdrew a dart blowing device from his tunic and crouched uncomfortably on the paved ground. The resident dog was visible underneath the door, obviously at rest. Amadis rested his head upon the earth, and inhaling irksome shrouds of dust he carried out his action. The dart he projected struck the dog upon the neck. The noxious substance the dart harnessed quickly rendered its effects. Satisfied, Amadis sat up in order to evaluate the domicile's only barrier. The gossamer door boasted reinforcement by supple yew planks. The lock however, was composed of dull brass and claimed an honest mechanism. Amadis toyed with the mechanism's inner workings, eventually resulting in the door becoming ajar. He skulked inside and promptly closed the door. The house's inside was dimly lit, poorly revealing the deceased canine lying against the floor. Foolishly placed in the same room was a intricate chest. Amadis approached it cautiously, avoiding possible traps. Upon realizing no misfortunes were set upon the box, Amadis quickly opened it. Set upon a mass of felt lay a wicked looking dagger. The weapon seemed to breathe moisture as it radiated an iridescent green. Ascertaining its possible value prompted Amadis to remove it from it's place of rest. --- Amadis set a heavily polished ducat on the table in front of him, as well as his recently acquired dagger. The young sage took but one glance and responded, "You have yourself an assassin's dagger there, Amadis." --------------------------------------- Name: Thieves Guild (TG) Leader: Amadis Location: That which is given in Avernum 3 (Lorelei being the headquarters, possession of a mountain pass between Valorim and the neighboring continent, and control of a valley in Northern Valorim.) Military: No organized armies. Thieves only wield daggers, bows, and thrown missiles. Offensive procedure involves guerrilla warfare and assassination. Racial composition: Mainly human, some nephil Jurisprudence: Elected dictator Description: The thieves guild is composed of adroit thieves, who band together for profit and protection. Having been in operation for many years, the guild possesses a strong foothold in the land. However, the criminals often face opposition with guards or other varieties of burglars, but the guild has prevailed in spite of these obstacles. [ Friday, January 11, 2008 20:48: Message edited by: Excalibur ] -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 16:24
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I augur the locking of this thread will occur in due time. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 16:21
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Ivanhoe ran to a halt. Having approached Dazzle and his strange companion he felt secure with his own being. "The fire, it's," Ivanhoe panted, "it's gaining." It stared inventively while Dazzle spoke, "Having been sieged by the Anama, you cower at the sight of fire?" Jeran interrupted, "This fire is ravenous, but this would have never happened if this dopey bloke here wasn't playing with rocks!" Ivanhoe retorted, "Ha! You say such things after having been accompanied by me during your excruciating pain!" "Hush," Dazzle implored, "we have yet to dispatch Ahonar. Perhaps I should take you two squabblers along." Jeran scoffed loudly at his remarks while Ivanhoe supplied Jeran with a cavalier glare. Ivanhoe withdrew his sword in an instant. It dumbly stared at the light gleaming in his eye while Jeran clearly wasn't impressed. Regardless of everyone's reactions Ivanhoe shouted loudly, "Let us embark then and slay Ahonar once and for all." "Uh...okay. I think we should stay were and fall prey to the approaching fire," he sarcastically remarked. "Ooooh! I wanna go too!" It exclaimed. "Very well then," Dazzle stated. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 15:59
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I hope Jeff doesn't witness this topic. -------------------- I dub thee... Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 7 2008 15:46
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Are there any specifications for an introductory post? -------------------- Decca Records - "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00 |