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Originally written by Suspicious Vlish:

Go play the original, you imbeciles.

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Originally written by Alorael:

—Alorael, who facepalmed no fewer than four times while reading this thread. That's close to a record for something that hasn't reached page two yet.

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A fierce battle wages in a remote cave in Avernum between a dozen goblins and four anonymous adventurers. Suddenly, the adventurers' torch goes out, plunging the scene into almost total darkness.

Adventurer #2: "Hold up everybody! I need to light a new torch! We can't fight properly in darkness!"

All of the adventurers and goblins fall still and watch Adventurer #2 attempt to light a torch (rather unsuccessfully) with flint and some lichen. Sparks fly, but to no avail.

Adventurer #2: *striking flint angrily* "Come... on. Light, you worthless..."

Adventurer #1: "Let me try."

Adventurer #1 also tries, but has similar luck. He then turns to Adventurer #4.

Adventurer #1: "Can't you cast a light spell, or a Bolt of Fire?"

Adventurer #4: "I ran out of spell points hacking through the last three tedious fights."

Adventurer #3: "And don't bother asking me, 'cause my deity hasn't blessed me with heavenly fire yet."

Adventurer #1 continues striking the flint, cursing under his breath. Finally, after three hours of trying, he lights the torch.

Adventurer #1: "Yes! I did it! Guys, look, I-"

Adventurer #1 looks around and notices that his comrades fell asleep out of sheer boredom. The goblins did not. Seeing their chance, they charge.

Adventurer #1: "Crap."

The brave and noble adventurers were never seen nor heard from again.

The End

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Originally written by ginger8445:

Registered BOA has no end. Each of the scenarios has an end but you can always download more. The only thing is that the scenario folder can't hold more than thiry scenarios

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