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Alorael in General
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Originally by Arancaytar:

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...secondly I have yet to see a female act in such a simultaneously moronic and nervewracking way as Ed did. Not to discriminate against genders; girls can be an absolute pain too, but somehow not on the same level.
I don't know about that. A few weeks ago, I had to help out at a Girl Scout camp (despite the fact that I'm not involved in Girl Scouts), and I learned that 13-14 year old girls are great at coming up with absurd insults. I heard them calling each other stuff like "monstrosity on a stick" and "dumb cheese."

And the compliments were even more absurd. Dikiyoba personally enjoyed "nerds are swimple." Whatever that means.
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Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
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Originally by Zephyr Tempest:

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...Dihydrogen pyrophosphate? IF anyone can get some information on that, please tell me.
Dikiyoba could only find information on disodium dihydrogen pyrophosphate, but it's probably the same thing.
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Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
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Orginally by TM:

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Anyway, furthermore-- maple syrup and peanut butter? I mean, maple and peanut butter are some of my favorite flavoring agents, true... But both? At once?
Sure. It's like peanut butter and jelly. And the peanut butter prevents the maple syrup from soaking into the pankcake and making it all soggy.

Dikiyoba.

[ Saturday, July 08, 2006 14:34: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
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The eggs look like insulation foam.

Edit: At least the nutritional label is honest. Lots of junk food looks like one serving, but ends up being two or three, so it looks better than it actually is. And it rarely looks good in the first place.

After reading that, Dikiyoba has a strange craving for a salad now...

[ Saturday, July 08, 2006 13:13: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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What do you think of A4 in Avernum 4
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In the Avernum Trilogy, to raise your stats with the skill points that you recieved from leveling up, you had to go to a training hall and pay money. In Avernum 4, you can raise your stats with the skill points that you recieved from leveling up anywhere you want without costing any coins.

Dikiyoba.
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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Originally by Ephesos:

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And is it just me, or is it too much trouble to decode David's 1337-sp33k?
I suppose I can provide translations.

|\|07 4|\|07|-|35 \/\/05|) = Not another word.

273\/\/ 80`/ = Stew Boy.

3293(1411`/ 21|\|(3 |-|311 0|\|1`/ |=05637 4641|\| = Especially since he'll only forget again.

Originally by Tyranicus:

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Firstly, I don't have much Geneforge knowledge at all. I have no clue what a spawner or a cryoa is.
Yes, I realized that. Unfortunately, there was a shortage of both Geneforge-playing characters and characters who could still talk normally in that scene.

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Secondly, I find it ironic that I'm double-posting, considering the fact that I have never double-posted.
Strictly speaking, yes. You haven't double-posted.

Dikiyoba.
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Worst game possible: First round in Richard White Games
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The game should be big. Really big. And it should not come with a map of any kind. And none of the characters or in-game descriptions should give any indication of exactly where the important locations are in this really big game.

Dikiyoba.
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new freakin' monsters ideas in Geneforge Series
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Originally by valcrist:

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still the healing vlish isnt a bad idea..
(when was it a bad idea?)
It's never been a bad idea. It just hasn't been implemented yet.

Dikiyoba.
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Ghall-Ihrno's comfort. in Avernum 4
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Dikiyoba remembers this being asked before. You need to give Ghall-Ihrno a fine waveblade, not an ordinary waveblade.

[ Friday, July 07, 2006 15:50: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Act 9, Scene 2.

Sadly (for those of you who care anyway), this is the last update for a while. Dikiyoba is leaving on vacation on the ninth and Dikiyoba won't be back until the twentieth.
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Worst game possible: First round in Richard White Games
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Submission: "Sometimes Linear Is Better"

Game: Some online text-based adventure that I forgot the name of.

Summary: Game was extremely good up until random teleportation got involved, then the game become too frustrating and time-consuming to continue.

The problem: The game started off well. I solved one puzzle, and the game advanced me to the next one. There was even a walkthough I could refer to in case I got stuck. However, towards the end of the game, the game got split into seven or eight places I had go to via a teleporter. The teleporter sent me to a place randomly. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that the teleporter continued to send me to places I had already completed. By the time I was down to two or three places to visit, I was often using the teleportal five or six times before getting to one of them. Furthermore, the teleportation itself was annoying. It took several turns to get where I was going. Typing "wait" four turns in a row just isn't that interesting, and it's downright tedious the fifteenth time I had to do it. After realizing that I had spent over ten minutes teleporting without getting to a single new place, I gave up. The game should have just teleported me to places in a set order. It would have been a lot less frustrating.

Dikiyoba's rating: Random and extreme frustration.
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Cell phone in General
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He'd annoy Arancaytar over the phone as well as over the Internet.

Dikiyoba.
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Alorael in General
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This whole thread is spam, though. And what better way to give homage to Alorael?

Dikiyoba.
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Lark's Scrolls [spoiler] in Avernum 4
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You have to go to her room and read the scrolls again, Dikiyoba thinks.
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Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
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Originally by Arancaytar:

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Mh... looking at those stars made me think: Arming the autocensor and banning the use of the word "cute"?
GIFTS: Hi! You're ****!

Dikiyoba.
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Fort Emerald in Avernum 4
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I think you have to go to the Castle and do some of Houghton's quests before you can get past the barriers.

Dikiyoba.
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Cell phone in General
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I suppose my last ten calls from a cell phone were to my parents so that they would come pick me up.

Dikiyoba doesn't own a cell phone either. And Dikiyoba likes it that way. :)
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Wow (G4) in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Originally by bigfix:

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valcrist,
please type your words
your post offends my eyes.
bigfix, if you're going to make comments like that, you're going to have to learn how to use capital letters.

Originally by Student of Trinity:

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There was Tek on Sucia Island, trying to become immortal as a shade.
I think that necromancy experiments only took off after Tek and Zavor had used many canisters. However, they started using the canisters "before they were fully tested," so the point still stands.

Dikiyoba.
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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Originally by Zeviz:

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Looks like the big resolution is approaching. Everybody is now in the room with The Thing, and half the people have been attacked already. I am guessing the newly posessed is one of the people who were unconscious at the time: Michael or me. Or it could be any of the previously attacked people in the room, which includes all of them besides Infernal and Nick Ringer.
Actually, most people are currently in the General Forum.

Originally by Nikki:

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Do I have your permission to do that?
You don't need Dikiyoba's permission to write it. You would need Dikiyoba's permission if you wanted Dikiyoba to host it for you, though.
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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Act 9, Scene 1.

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Originally by Mr. Bookworm:

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Happa Tai Yatta died as well. Where is he?
Happa Tai Yatta is now Toenail. Speaking of which, everyone has been revived. That's worth celebrating. Well, that's not entirely true. There's a few members in Episode 1 who haven't been active on the boards for a long time, so I didn't bother to revive them. It's not like they're around to complain about it. And it's still worth celebrating.
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Originally by Ephesos:

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But really, what could a third episode even be based on? The Ur-Noob Strikes Back? The Return of teh Noob? Or just Ed's triumphant return?
You forgot Revenge of the Slith. :P

And Dikiyoba refuses to do a script with Ed as a major villian. Anyone who wants to see Ed run around and destroy stuff will have to write it themselves.
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Wow (G4) in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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It doesn't really matter. It sounds fine, and it makes its point well enough.

Dikiyoba.
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Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
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Originally by Mr. Bookworm:

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Oh. Dammit, I thought Nicothodes was a guy. Stop confusing me.
Yes, that was the revelation in the photo thread before the last one. Although this line should have tipped you off:

Originally by Nicothodes:

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It is not my fault I was in a dress, I was the flower girl.
Dikiyoba.
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Favorite Television Shows in General
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I used to watch a lot of the various Scooby-Doo shows when I was younger. Then I went through a phase where I watched a lot of the original CSI. So I suppose they're my favorites.

But Dikiyoba really doesn't watch a lot of TV.
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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Well, I have to finish Episode 2 first before I even start thinking about doing a third episode.

Dikiyoba is working on Act 9, though, don't worry.

And now someone else needs to post in this thread...
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dont like summons? in Avernum 4
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Originally by Ephesos:

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Originally written by Valcrist:

well..summons in A4..
will be better if you..
can control the summon..
ryt??

I believe this is just about the entire concept behind Geneforge.
Well, it's more complicated than that, but you could get away with saying that. And there are plenty of "unwilling summons."

Dikiyoba.
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