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Capitalism ho! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 23:23 Profile Homepage #14
quote:
Originally written by An Upright stranger:

Ash: Below the legal rate? Is that legal? Why do you let this happen?
Officially, I'm employed at minimum wage for a certain number of hours (not sure how many, but not many), and the rest of my time is volunteer work. In practice, I'm working about 50 hours a week for less than you'd get working part time at McDonalds.

I let this happen because I absolutely love my job. :)

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 23:23: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Woah Crazy!! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 21:24 Profile Homepage #64
quote:
Originally written by An Upright stranger:

If EU is Australian, I don't care, because we say bad stuff about them all the time.
If he isn't I wonder why he's being so harsh/rude/annoying/stupid/useless (I could/want to swear here, but that's not constructive, so just imagine I did). Is there any reason for it? It's not funny because everyone's heard that. I don't even understand why we get targeted for that joke. Is it because there are more sheep in NZ than people? So? I'd be surprised if there aren't other animals in NZ that out-number people. I'd be more surprised if there weren't other countries which had fewer people than some other animal.
I don't get the appeal of the joke. Maybe it would be funny if someone actually shagged a sheep, then everyone could stereotype us because of that one freak, but I'm not aware of that actually happening.

And I'm sure Kingy is being sarcastic about "Oh good" so why are you beating him up?
EU is Djur, and I'm glad to say he's not Australian.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Capitalism ho! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 21:22 Profile Homepage #4
I am terribly lazy, I've neve applied for a job in my life and my job pays below the legal rate.

So all in all, it's pretty impressive that I have $30,000+.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Hello Everybody! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 19:58 Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by Custer XVI:

Ashby, you son of a whore: give me back my Goddamn trousers. My legs are growing cold, there is a stigma on nudity, and they're not even your size. You have to use not one but three freaking cords to keep them on your puny frame, and if it weren't for sheer cussedness you'd have no reason to continue wearing them - and in so doing, deny them to me - except for fetishry.

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.

I swear if you don't give them back I'm going to seduce your mother on general principle, and once I'm through I'll never call her.
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Originally written by Custer XVI:

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.
quote:
Originally written by Custer XVI:

...if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans.
I think I'll take you up on this!

PS. You don't want your pants back now. Not after what I've done in them.

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 19:58: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Hello Everybody! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 12:42 Profile Homepage #20
quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

No it isn't.
Ash, are you implying that I have poor spelling and grammar, or are you implying that I'm spamming too much? I'd have to agree with the second, but certainly not the first.
The latter.

quote:
Originally written by Archmagi Micael:

Ash Lael.

Correct me if I'm wrong (as I'm sure you will), but since when has anything you posted been really interesting. And don't tell me that you never have a spelling mistake in your posts.

So (unless I'm wrong), you need to take a good look at your own posts before criticising others! :D

Have a nice day :) !

- Archmagi Micael
I'm going to frame this post and hang it on my wall.

I'd defend myself, but other people have already done so, and I think that carries a lot more weight than anything I could say.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Hello Everybody! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Tuesday, May 17 2005 17:29 Profile Homepage #0
I just thought I'd say hi to everyone at Spiderweb! I know this is a worthless topic, but I didn't post it when I first arrived, so I thought I'd better do it now!

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***ATTENTION NEWBIES***

Ice Drake: Learn to spell, and don't post unless you actually have something to say. It's annoying for us to read random jumbles of badly expressed thoughts completely lacking in punctuation. It's rude to continually post stuff that no one likes to read. Spend some time on each post, get the grammar and spelling right, and people will be much more friendly and helpful.

Hawk King: It's good to see that you are making an effort. Your screen name is now capitalised, I've noticed. You're also spelling a lot better. Now you just need to work on using capitals and other punctuation. That said, it's still pretty ironic seeing you tell Ice Drake to spell better. Instead of spending time finding things that he should be doing better, why not read your own posts and find things to correct there? It would be much appreciated.

Spring: You have a decent grasp of the English language, so kudos there. But a lot of the stuff you post is just not interesting for anyone anywhere to read. Think twice before you post. Ask yourself if it really needs to be said. And in a similar vein to what I said to Hawk, stop telling the other newbies how to post - even if you're right, you really oughta work on your own stuff first. All I can think of when I see Hawk correcting Ice Drake and you correcting Hawk and ADoS correcting you is a blind conga line.

Anyone not sufficiently annoying for me to remember them by name: Read the above and act like it applies to you too. It will make you friends. Otherwise, I will be forced to post tell-offy words at you too!

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 17:31: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
THE GREAT DEBATE PART II in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Tuesday, May 17 2005 14:27 Profile Homepage #8
Speedbump.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
So it's finally out?! Have to... in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Tuesday, May 17 2005 00:01 Profile Homepage #43
quote:
Originally written by Sprung Spring:

Hawk, you do now how to say single words instead of doing them over and over again, don't you?

Example:

When you said 'Eagle is a funny funny funny funny funny funny guy' you could of merely said 'Eagle is a very funny guy' or 'Eagle is hilarious'.
Spring and Hawk are both handing out advice on proper posting technique. This makes me weep tears of blood.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Woah Crazy!! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 23:44 Profile Homepage #53
Are you implying that he has sex with sheep? Because if so, that would be original, funny AND clever!

No, really, that's just brilliant! You are a comic genius, sir! :cool:

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Custom title in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 21:19 Profile Homepage #40
I actually think Zeviz's title is the best.

No, wait, *i. You can't beat The Establishment.

[ Monday, May 16, 2005 21:19: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Custom title in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 19:15 Profile Homepage #35
Not necessarily.

*flaunts*

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
I CANT WAIT FOR A4!! in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 15:26 Profile Homepage #9
This topic is a microcosm of everything that is wrong with the world today.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
GURU Wanted - To Suggest Spiderweb games in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 15:22 Profile Homepage #30
quote:
Originally written by Cattus:

Ohh & BTW I am on the North Coast NSW - North of Grafton.
Interesting. I actually know a guy who runs a radio station in Grafton. His name's Paul, you'd probably be able to hear him in the mornings on 103.1 FM, if you aren't too far out.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Star Wars! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, May 16 2005 01:15 Profile Homepage #43
There is no car in Fellowship. If you listen to the commentary during that scene, Peter Jackson draws attention to the fact that many people have reported seeing a car, and watches to see if it comes along, and it doesn't.

Of course, he fails to mention the fact that there WAS a car in Fellowship, but it was removed for the DVD. He prefers to mess with people's heads and make them think they were imagining it. That cheeky Jackson, he so likes to tease.

Anyway, it's irrelevant to speculate on whether Sith will contain mistakes, given that the entire film is a massive mistake.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
The Continuing Effort in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 17:59 Profile Homepage #4
What?

Wait, I don't want to know.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
GURU Wanted - To Suggest Spiderweb games in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 17:53 Profile Homepage #19
quote:
Originally written by Cattus:

So which one did you think I might like...? eh ? Well I have also been downloading demo's of the A3 series - So will see how I go... I have liked what I have seen of nethergate, so far. There seems to be mixed responses on here though ... ?
Nethergate is one of the most loved Spiderweb games, going by the general forum consensus. I don't enjoy it, is all. But then, you can't expect everybody to like any one thing.

I honestly don't see why people have such trouble with BoE's interface.

Out of interest, whereabouts in NSW are you? I'm in Canberra.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
The Continuing Effort in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 17:35 Profile Homepage #1
Kel - now that they aren't paying much attention to BoA anymore, consider yourself lucky if it ever happens. I mean, just look at the sad, sorry state of the BoE tables.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Hello lads and ladies! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 17:25 Profile Homepage #18
quote:
Originally written by Eagle:

It's the custom to introduce yourself, it has been this way in all cultures in all time. Without a proper introduction, you may seem like a possible threat so think about that next time you meet someone new.
I am a threat. Thus, I will not introduce myself.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
i am just wondering.. in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 19:19 Profile Homepage #1
Wow. Your post is unedited, so you must have realized you were making a mistake before you actually posted, and then did it anyway. Or you somehow got it into your head that this was the right place for the question. Either way, wow.

For future reference, learn to spell. Using 'wus' where 'was' should be used does not make you look cool. Using 'da' where 'the' should be used does not make you look cool. Using 'ware' where 'where' should be used does not make you look cool. It makes you look stupid.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
i am just wondering.. in Blades of Avernum Editor
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 18:00 Profile Homepage #3
Or you could set your scenario to give the player X items when they start.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
i am just wondering.. in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 18:00 Profile Homepage #3
Or you could set your scenario to give the player X items when they start.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Scenario Idea in Blades of Exile
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 17:42 Profile Homepage #6
I figure if you don't have time to play scenarios, you really don't have time to make them.

A mystery could be a good scenario. Really, I've rarely seen an idea hurt a scenario (though it does happen). Bad scenarios are usually bad because of a lack of ideas of any sort, or because of lousy execution.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Quick question about a game (AoE II) in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 00:37 Profile Homepage #9
Ash Lael sort of = Creator, but not exactly. Can't be bothered explaining it again.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Crystalshard dot net! in SubTerra
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Friday, May 13 2005 22:37 Profile Homepage #16
I also get the constant redirect. www.crystalshard.net/subforum.htm Using Internet Explorer also.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
So it's finally out?! Have to... in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Friday, May 13 2005 22:30 Profile Homepage #19
quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

i almost died laughing
Sadly, only almost.

Try doing ten push-ups before each post. It'll get you fit and also make you think about whether you actually have anything worth saying. We aren't interested in your badly written stream of consciousness.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00

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