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AuthorTopic: Hello Everybody!
E Equals MC What!!!!
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I just thought I'd say hi to everyone at Spiderweb! I know this is a worthless topic, but I didn't post it when I first arrived, so I thought I'd better do it now!

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***ATTENTION NEWBIES***

Ice Drake: Learn to spell, and don't post unless you actually have something to say. It's annoying for us to read random jumbles of badly expressed thoughts completely lacking in punctuation. It's rude to continually post stuff that no one likes to read. Spend some time on each post, get the grammar and spelling right, and people will be much more friendly and helpful.

Hawk King: It's good to see that you are making an effort. Your screen name is now capitalised, I've noticed. You're also spelling a lot better. Now you just need to work on using capitals and other punctuation. That said, it's still pretty ironic seeing you tell Ice Drake to spell better. Instead of spending time finding things that he should be doing better, why not read your own posts and find things to correct there? It would be much appreciated.

Spring: You have a decent grasp of the English language, so kudos there. But a lot of the stuff you post is just not interesting for anyone anywhere to read. Think twice before you post. Ask yourself if it really needs to be said. And in a similar vein to what I said to Hawk, stop telling the other newbies how to post - even if you're right, you really oughta work on your own stuff first. All I can think of when I see Hawk correcting Ice Drake and you correcting Hawk and ADoS correcting you is a blind conga line.

Anyone not sufficiently annoying for me to remember them by name: Read the above and act like it applies to you too. It will make you friends. Otherwise, I will be forced to post tell-offy words at you too!

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 17:31: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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I'll be your friend. Are my posts boring too?

EDIT: Oh, wait, not this one! 1111.

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 17:37: Message edited by: N00BEN ]

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HARDCORE NUDITY!!!!!!!!!
Now that I may have your attention...

quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:


Spring: You have a decent grasp of the English language, so kudos there. But a lot of the stuff you post is just not interesting for anyone anywhere to read. Think twice before you post. Ask yourself if it really needs to be said. And in a similar vein to what I said to Hawk, stop telling the other newbies how to post - even if you're right, you really oughta work on your own stuff first. All I can think of when I see Hawk correcting Ice Drake and you correcting Hawk and ADoS correcting you is a blind conga line.
Ok, I'll try and make them more interesting. Sorry if it bothered you. (This may even be useless, but I'm trying).

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You're very trying indeed.

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I'm a newbie now.
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Ash Lael, it's AMDoS :P .

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 03:39: Message edited by: Frozen Feet ]

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No it isn't.
Ash, are you implying that I have poor spelling and grammar, or are you implying that I'm spamming too much? I'd have to agree with the second, but certainly not the first.

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Please remove this post.

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 05:34: Message edited by: Mind ]
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quote:
Originally written by Mind:

Please remove this post.
You realize that's not going to happen. The last time I remember a topic being deleted is nearly a year ago, and single, inoffensive posts even longer. If anyone knows of a more recent one, I stand corrected.

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Yes, but he only asked for post removal. Since his post has no contents besides the request, there's no reason for it to stay. On the other hand, now that it has been referenced twice, it would be weird for it to vanish.

Sorry, Mind.

—Alorael, who once again wishes there were a way to sticky a post so some very important advice could be preserved (names removed). Alas, poor UBB!
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Hawk King: It's good to see that you are making an effort. Your screen name is now capitalised, I've noticed. You're also spelling a lot better. Now you just need to work on using capitals and other punctuation. That said, it's still pretty ironic seeing you tell Ice Drake to spell better. Instead of spending time finding things that he should be doing better, why not read your own posts and find things to correct there? It would be much appreciated.

Im sorry about telling Ice how to type and all drake but i guess was just grumpy and I took it out on all of you. and yes i did change my name to be capitalized and so on i am working someone sent me a PM giving links to some sites to help my grammar I might actually read the sites but yes i have been working on it sorry about being an idiot lately I was simply grumpy and now I am not (i will edit this more when i think of something else to add to it)

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 08:40: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Dah, I've seen worse.

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Actually, very recently, Alorael went on a RWG thread deleting spree. But other than that, not threads have been deleted for quite a while.

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The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database
Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database
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Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band
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Ash Lael.

Correct me if I'm wrong (as I'm sure you will), but since when has anything you posted been really interesting. And don't tell me that you never have a spelling mistake in your posts.

So (unless I'm wrong), you need to take a good look at your own posts before criticising others! :D

Have a nice day :) !

- Archmagi Micael

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I dunno. I figured his intelligent participation in the last few debate threads counted for something.
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I didn't make the annoying person list? I need to work harder. Let the spam begin!

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Hello. Don't be surprised if in less than a week you get transfered to a mental help clinic.

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Michael: Almost all of Ash Lael's posts are worth reading. Compare with what a lot of the newbies are posting.

And there's a huge difference between the occasional typo, which nobody minds, and the complete disregard for the English language that he was complaining about.

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E Equals MC What!!!!
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quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

No it isn't.
Ash, are you implying that I have poor spelling and grammar, or are you implying that I'm spamming too much? I'd have to agree with the second, but certainly not the first.

The latter.

quote:
Originally written by Archmagi Micael:

Ash Lael.

Correct me if I'm wrong (as I'm sure you will), but since when has anything you posted been really interesting. And don't tell me that you never have a spelling mistake in your posts.

So (unless I'm wrong), you need to take a good look at your own posts before criticising others! :D

Have a nice day :) !

- Archmagi Micael

I'm going to frame this post and hang it on my wall.

I'd defend myself, but other people have already done so, and I think that carries a lot more weight than anything I could say.

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Ashby, you son of a whore: give me back my Goddamn trousers. My legs are growing cold, there is a stigma on nudity, and they're not even your size. You have to use not one but three freaking cords to keep them on your puny frame, and if it weren't for sheer cussedness you'd have no reason to continue wearing them - and in so doing, deny them to me - except for fetishry.

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.

I swear if you don't give them back I'm going to seduce your mother on general principle, and once I'm through I'll never call her.

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Now that's a post! See, padawans, we can all aim even higher than parsable grammar and passable content.

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I'd rather stick to casual conversation. ;)

The only way to have an intelligent conversation is to have it with oneself.

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You go on talking to yourself, and we'll talk about what we please.

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quote:
Originally written by Custer XVI:

Ashby, you son of a whore: give me back my Goddamn trousers. My legs are growing cold, there is a stigma on nudity, and they're not even your size. You have to use not one but three freaking cords to keep them on your puny frame, and if it weren't for sheer cussedness you'd have no reason to continue wearing them - and in so doing, deny them to me - except for fetishry.

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.

I swear if you don't give them back I'm going to seduce your mother on general principle, and once I'm through I'll never call her.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is the best post I have ever read ever in all the timw I have been here This is the best I am going to print this and frame it and put it on my wall. (Not tonight of course I don't want to wake my parents) ;) ........... wow

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quote:
Originally written by N00BEN:

The only way to have an intelligent conversation is to have it with oneself.
I find the fact that you're saying this is rather ironic.

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