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Displayed name	Ephesos
Member number	4153
Title	Law Bringer
Postcount	4130
Homepage	http://www.freewebs.com/ephesos
Registered	Friday, March 26 2004 08:00

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a map in Avernum 4
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Friday, March 17 2006 20:24 Profile Homepage #5 Wow... (applause) It's good to see that the title still rings true. -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Less than 2 seconds of amusement... in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Friday, March 17 2006 20:22 Profile Homepage #12 Not bad. Not bad at all... about 4.76 seconds, I think. Geneforge people... (sigh). -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I've made a script / story in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 20:57 Profile Homepage #257 quote: Troll Master runs around crazily as Terror's Martyr continues to talk. After hearing the words "postmodernism" and "McGuffin" both used for no reason at all in the same sentence, Troll Master suddenly spontaneously combusts. I love this... So the Avernum Trilogy's next? Cue the Xian skull... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I protest. in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 20:48 Profile Homepage #6 Congrats, Spring. Where's Alex with the post image? -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Help Me. (A.K.A Look at my Scenario) in Blades of Avernum
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 17:23 Profile Homepage #19 Alright, haven't looked at the most recent version yet, but I'm loving the town design. Fort Orchid may very well be the first Empire fort that seems distinctly not depressing. Would somebody de-stretch the board? [ Thursday, March 16, 2006 17:23: Message edited by: Ephesos ] -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I've made a script / story in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 15:18 Profile Homepage #250 I somehow sense my imminent death... some kind of quickly-slapped-together plot to make me kamikaze into a horde of undead n00bs. Thanks, Dikiyoba. :( -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
He's not a bot is he? in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 15:14 Profile Homepage #24 Leave him alone... you're all making it worse. I seriously hope that you weren't fooled by all of this, Ed. ben is not a bot, no matter how much some people may wish that. Kill this thread. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I want to apoligise... in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 15:09 Profile Homepage #5 (strangles another scream of rage, then sighs) Ed, You've proved me right. You didn't read my posts. I can't believe you aren't listening... after all of this. (gestures to locked threads and general bad feelings) And I honestly thought that MarcusL was just another account made by you, except that I read your webpage and know that he's another person. Stop doing these things. All of them. Stop overreacting, and *stop ignoring what the rest of us say.* If you don't listen to a word we say (as you've done so far), then you'll never learn to stop annoying us so much. I'm... (gulp) willing to give you another chance. But for the last time, [i]LISTEN!!!!![/i] -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Atria in Avernum 4
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 15:03 Profile Homepage #1 Look upstairs in a small farmhouse north of Formello. -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Avernum V in Avernum 4
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 11:20 Profile Homepage #72 The soul-collecting idea is... well, quite frankly, it sounds kind of weak. Going off of the idea that any "capture soul" spells thus far have required crystals, any villain capable of that would probably be vahnatai, particularly if they're able to easily overwhelm the most powerful NPCs in Avernum. The giant monster/bandit rebellion... it sounds like A4 again. Haven't we killed enough chitrachs yet? :P EDIT: quote: Originally written by Glafna: and thousands of weakers monsters Gah!!! No!!! Anything but that! It just screams, "I've got hordes of progressively harder monsters for no apparent reason!" [ Thursday, March 16, 2006 11:21: Message edited by: Ephesos ] -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 11:13 Profile Homepage #58 quote: Originally written by MagmaDragoon: cough Drakefyre, if I cough translate Geneforge 3 in the cough italian language, and force :) my friends to buy it, I will get cough a custom title like "Geneforge 3 Posse" cough? :P Somehow, I think it's more likely you'd get the title "Coughing Fit". -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:45 Profile Homepage #51 quote: Originally written by Delicious Vlish: A snail? This post really confused me for a while, until I realized that Slartucker had updated the comic. Does the tainted and evil solution involve invoking TM? EDIT: I knew it. [ Thursday, March 16, 2006 10:55: Message edited by: Ephesos ] -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Avernum V in Avernum 4
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:34 Profile Homepage #68 No... Grah-Hoth was killed/banished in A1. So was Adze-Haaki. So it won't work. And Glafna, more races won't help anything. You've basically suggested werewolves and vahnatai minus the body shape. Neither sounds particularly good. EDIT: I believe this is post #1300. Yay. [ Thursday, March 16, 2006 10:39: Message edited by: Ephesos ] -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:29 Profile Homepage #56 Drat... Bunker = Ed? How did I not see that? And what was with the pasta? -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Bye in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:23 Profile Homepage #14 (strangles scream of rage) Ed, (sigh) You know, you can stop this now. You can stop overreacting, ignore the people who annoy you, and have a peaceful and pleasant time at Spiderweb. Or, you can keep doing this, slowly but surely alienating the few of us who are actually willing to give you a chance. We don't like farewell topics. The only ones that are ever true either end in a banning or involve Synergy. We know you'll be back, possibly faking French this time. I'm going to do what I did with arghhhhhhhhh. I agree with others that you probably won't read this post, and that you'll come back again and be annoying again, perpetuating the above cycle. Prove me wrong. Read this post. For the love of all things good and pure, prove to us that you're making some kind of effort to listen to us. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:06 Profile Homepage #47 quote: Originally written by Slartucker: That ought to be in the constitution, really. If you lie to start a war, or ignore a hurricane, or use the third person, boom. Corn up the ass. ;) Is this your quote? Did you steal it from someone? Because it's awesome... On the subject of the comics, it appears that the demon of good taste has yet to appear on the boards. I blame Linda. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I've made a script / story in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 10:02 Profile Homepage #245 I take consolation from the fact that if I get killed, nobody gets healed/revived. Ever. Being a necessary plot device is fun! -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
What was those forums again? in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Thursday, March 16 2006 09:59 Profile Homepage #23 It's a vicious cycle... we don't take him seriously, so he acts even more ridiculous. Then we don't take him seriously... Seriously, ed: 1) Calm down. 2) You don't have to fake being bad with English to ask a civil question. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I've made a script / story in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 19:25 Profile Homepage #236 quote: Originally written by Spring: We need Chuck Norris. [i]DIE.[/i] That is all. Move along now, nothing to see here... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 19:15 Profile Homepage #7 quote: Originally written by the benalizer: *No! You're making me actually look* on your website to see my ranking and my number of posts this much. Talk about inconvenience. :P In case you didn't notice, Aran seems to have completely disabled the Rankings section of the Endeavor. And a question directed at Aran: what is the _ash-by menu item meant to be? I tried selecting it for the monthly summary, and got the stats for December 1969. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00**
Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 19:06 Profile Homepage #4 quote: Originally written by Spring: And Aran, you might as well answer the question that is on everyones lips: What about a yearly stat ranking? This would be madness. Pure madness... And I think Dikiyoba has the appropriate approach to this: 1. Nobody knows where she is, do they? 2. (moment of silence) 3. I don't want to know who asked for skewed/early stats. I guess we may be better off without the rankings, though... I feel that my 250-something posts this month were useful ones (or at least semi-sane ones), but I am well aware that many people posted far more than me, to far less utility. In conclusion, I mourn the passing of a time-honored Spiderweb tradition, and curse the fools who consigned it to an early grave. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
I've made a script / story in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 18:58 Profile Homepage #233 quote: Originally written by The Question I Ask of Me: I didn't even get a monologue? Come on! —Alorael, who will now have a moment of silence and hold himself in the light. It's rather less narcissistic than it appears, really. Yeah, something Shakespearian would've been much better... I shudder to think what the BoE forum's defenses will look like. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
draining slimes in Avernum 4
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 18:53 Profile Homepage #3 They just stun you. A lot. I don't think anything actually drains your experience points in A4. Even ye olde Draining/Searing Brews are gone. -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
What was those forums again? in General
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 18:52 Profile Homepage #13 quote: Originally written by Dominican Desire: Thus he doesn't know that we (ok the mods) can tell who he is. But wait... he's still using the same account! We know who he is! IP addresses shouldn't even enter into it! Unless someone from a non-English-speaking country hacked Ed's account... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
A1 need help in The Avernum Trilogy
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Wednesday, March 15 2006 18:44 Profile Homepage #4 Even if you are using a laptop, you might be able to move using the keyboard. Does your keyboard have a number pad that overlaps with the letter keys? Some laptops have this (such as most iBooks), and it lets you use the number pad after hitting "num lock". -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00

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