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The FRAPGVRUKCP: 1001 Posts Wiser, or Just Spammier? in General
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Congratulations Diki!

You are quite spammy, but you have a style that makes me not mind.

Nioca I mind. ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't: in General
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The reader is warned that the above link contains much foul language and is innapropriate for this forum.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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You can do anything if you set your mind to it. in General
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But then there's people like my parents who find a loophole in the system, write a letter to 'The Man' and make $70,000 in CC debt dissapear without bankruptcy.

They have tried to explain to me how there is an obscure law that says something about it being illegal to charge interest the way that credit card companies do. I haven't the foggiest how it actually works, but my parents haven't paid a dime in years and no one's been asking them to.

Ethical? I lean to no, but my parents are convinced that the banks aren't out any money because of the way they set it up.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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A wonderful tool for wasting your time in General
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It's the end of the world!
And none of the given answers are right.
:(

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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A wonderful tool for wasting your time in General
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Is there a way to do #40 without skipping?
(the 'it'd be nice if you had a bridge' one)

And how do you charge your lazer?

[ Wednesday, March 07, 2007 18:02: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
You can do anything if you set your mind to it. in General
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I go out of my way to not watch Oprah, ever.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Domain change for Shadow Vale in General
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Who do we tell to change the link in the BoA forum?

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
how did you find out about spiderweb games? in General
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I got the BoE and E2 demos on a CD for Christmas years back.

Played them, liked them, stuck around.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
[Insert Dumb Joke Here] in General
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How to keep Jewels busy:

Painted on a rock: "Please turn me over."
*turns rock over*
Painted on the other side: "Please turn me over."
*turns rock over again*
...
TEN MINUTES LATER
...
*turns rock over again*

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
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quote:
Originally written by Slartyphobia:

Wil Wheaton?

Dear god, Jewels.

Ya! Didn't you see him in Flubber as the stereotypical snotty rich kid. He played that piece spot on.

Or his appearance in CSI as a crazed homeless person. I didn't even recognise him, he was so into it.

Then he has his theatrical pieces and his books and his blog. You can actually, like, log on and talk to him and stuff. It's, like, sooooooo cool!

...

Ok, yeah... I'm a real trekie geek.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
1/10 Judging in Blades of Avernum
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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Did that lead anyone else to a really bad visual place?
Well, you know what they say about sparing the rod. But don't go banging your head against the wall if you don't get it. There are probably plenty of other members that don't get it either.

Those who want to see insinuations, will see them everywhere.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
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quote:
Originally written by The Walrus xx:

quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

watch a TNG marathon... watch the paint dry... watch Alec and ET have a cat fight...

*continues rambling*

Two guys in a cat fight is so funny, I can't believe its not further up the list. Admittedly, the two people in question were also drunk, which must have added to the spectacle, but still... :P

I suppose it might depend on who the guys in the catfight are. Orlando Bloom vs. Wil Wheaton would definately be higher on the list. I fixed my typo.

quote:
Originally written by Alec:
So Jesus does rot your brain.
Wait a minute. You told me you have Jesus, too. Of course, it would explain so much.
;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh, Happy Day! in General
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*plays a fanfare*

Congrats.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
[Insert Dumb Joke Here] in General
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Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did after his bag was full of
loot.

Misty \miss'-tee\: How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-of-docks\: Two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.

Primate \pri'-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief \ree-leaf'\: What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like,
submarines, man.

Sudafed \soo'-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
1/10 Judging in Blades of Avernum
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*ponders whether to stick out tongue at TM, smother him with love, or both*

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
1/10 Judging in Blades of Avernum
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I'm available.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
[Insert Dumb Joke Here] in General
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Q: How many Cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
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watch a TNG marathon... watch the paint dry... watch a couple guys have a cat fight...

*continues rambling*

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Episode 3 Continued in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

Since the Dikistories are named after Star Wars in some way, shape, or form, shouldn't there be six?
Well, that could be true, but only the first three would be any good.

Oh, and congrats on Explorer, Sarasaphilia.

And the latter three will come after a many years intermission.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
[Insert Dumb Joke Here] in General
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Two guys walk into a bar.
The guy following them ducks.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
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read through the whole of Webster's unabridged dictonary... memorize the thesaurus... thoroughly read an argument about reviving a dead language...

*continues rambling*

:P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hypothetical thoughts in General
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I hate to be a copy cat, but my interests line up with those of Lenar. I tried to go to college for architecture. I picked the only school in SD with classes for it and applied to go. Got an acceptance letter and a one-year tuition scholarship, but when I showed up on sign-up day they told me they cancelled the classes. :( So, stranded there with a scholarship to use, I resorted to plan B. I became a music major.

In general, I enjoy most anything that has to do with creation. Including, but not limited to; writing, drawing, composing, gardening(Though I'm terrible at it. Too forgetful.), woodworking, architecture, landscaping, interior design, photography, scrapbooking, web design, scenario design... The list goes on and on. With unlimited time and resources though, I'd do it all.

I think I'd also learn lots of different languages and study some old ones, too. Being able to communicate in any situation would be really handy.

Oh, oh! I'd learn to swing dance, too!

How much gold and skill points left? Oh yeah, LOTS! and LOTS! Um... let's see. Martial arts... Auto mechanics... Space exploration...

*continues rambling*

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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The first to figure it out gets a cookie! in General
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Um... you have 1493 posts. And I have one more then I did a minute ago.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Cheater! in General
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quote:
Originally written by The Lurker:

quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

I cheat all the time. Mostly because I'm not a great player but sometimes because I want to explore the game to it's limits.
Is this the reason why Redwall : Prologue has no combat whatsoever?
(Though maybe the next episode will/would have had combat, I wouldn't know).

Actually, it's because all the combat that would have happened in the game was supposed to happen after Cluny and his horde of rats arrived. Life before that is very peaceful of course and the only things killed are the occasional fish for a feast.

Be sure that any sequel will have rats apleanty to kill. Not to mention stoats, foxes, and weasels.

[ Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:28: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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I am 22 today in General
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You're telling Alec not to wish Ash a happy unbirthday? Don't do that.

Happy Birthday, Ash! Sorry I'm late but to make up for it I brought the best present of all.

IMAGE(http://wwp.dollar-usa.com/images/us-dollars.jpg)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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