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Shaper
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written Friday, February 16 2007 07:14
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Bra cake is quite possibly the greatest invention known to man-kind, Ash! It ranks higher than trowels in Which? magazines "most desirable items for the kitchen" poll and EVERYTHING. :P -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, February 16 2007 07:49
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Happy belated, Ash. Have a tree.  -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, February 16 2007 08:38
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I'm guessing that's a Ash Tree. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, February 16 2007 08:43
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No, it's an Ash tree. -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, February 16 2007 08:48
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Don't blame me for the grammatical typo. My keyboar is taking umbrage against more keys. The 'n' key is one of them. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, February 16 2007 08:59
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Ash, to remember the old days of BoE, here is a in-editor screenshot I lifted off an old BoE site:  [ Friday, February 16, 2007 09:02: Message edited by: BainIhrno ] -------------------- "Let us see what the new day brings." - Temas, Areni. Visit my realm! Rate My Scenarios! Fort Emerald Robbery The Nephils' Defense The Final Spire The Fifth Tower of Magi The Portal Posts: 626 | Registered: Monday, October 25 2004 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Friday, February 16 2007 16:47
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And I can even tell which scenario that is. Scary. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Friday, February 16 2007 17:26
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Happy birthday, Ash. As an act of celebration, have Franklin Delano Roosevelt.  Posts: 22 | Registered: Thursday, January 11 2007 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, February 21 2007 02:39
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quote:I don't think he wants any. As per usual, the farther away from the still-recent but ever-receding end of puberty, the closer you are to death; in biological terms you enjoy less capacity for strength, speed, and intelligence than you did last year, and the grip of the inescapable hand of Death tightens more and more. While you may look forward to future years as providing the pale consolation that you no longer have anything to fear from diseases that manifest primarily in youths, there is no cause for cheer - for they are outnumbered by the debilitating, humiliating, and fatal conditions, numbering legion, that lurk in every genetic nook in cranny of the man of advancing age. And thanks to your stultifying acculturation in one of the more stuffily puritan religions and nations on Earth, you won't even be able to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh for the brief time they remain available and enjoyable. Someday, if you complete the correct rites of passage, you may just be able to suffer a pale imitation of the dizzying hedonism that marks everyday life for just about everyone of your age but you. Just think: Jesus only lived half again as long as you until they nailed him to wooden planks by his limbs and he died one of the most excruciating and humiliating deaths known to history. Statistically speaking, you have a little more than twice that long coming, but to be fair, we live in a new and exciting time for torturers and executioners. Happy birthday! :nanaparty: [ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 02:41: Message edited by: Protocols of the Elders of Zion ] Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, February 21 2007 05:12
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The last post was four days ago. Don't do that. [ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 05:12: Message edited by: Death Twisted ] -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, February 21 2007 06:19
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You're telling Alec not to wish Ash a happy unbirthday? Don't do that. Happy Birthday, Ash! Sorry I'm late but to make up for it I brought the best present of all.  -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, February 21 2007 11:10
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If I was here when Ash posted this topic, I would have :nanaparty:'d him then. :( Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, February 21 2007 20:46
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quote:Ah ah ah… Nalyd has spoken. :rolleyes: EDIT: Oh right, sorry. Happy belated, Ash. [ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 20:47: Message edited by: Nemesis. ] -------------------- Do not provoke the turtles. They do not like being provoked. -Lenar My website: Nemesis' Refuge Posts: 743 | Registered: Friday, September 29 2006 07:00 |
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