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bah. Wise Forums is still there, albeit not very active. people should go there for unspoiled RPs, that's for sure. unspoiled meaning free of ... bad elements.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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*ahem* xxo and i had to manhandle it for him, FYI.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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hey, at least FB doesn't seem to be here anymore. he probably didn't have the attention span to stay so long :) .

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Superheroes in General
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there ARE many places and situations where flying is not feasible. plus, it's cool.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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... i play basketball...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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1. Invisibility
2. The ability to emulate the powers of others :D
3. Wise Man (duh.)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Help! I need away messages in General
Master
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'ME HUNGEY'
'Wise Men aren't meant to be stalked, bud.'
'I got go!'

i know, these are lame, but whatever.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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as long as the sharp pointy object on fire is gone, most RPs would have great potential. even one with like 3 particpants can work better than one with said object/wind in it.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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that's what i try to do, but it doesn't help much. i guess two brains are better than one. :)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Mac users REALLY ought to see their website right about now... in General
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i use PC, but i've already seen it. :P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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most likely the crap he posted in the RPs.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Morgan, my past was obscure/not mentioned until you said that, you know. :P

but then, only the oldbies would know me from back in the ikonboard days, haha.

EDIT: damn requirement for coherence...

[ Monday, June 23, 2003 09:04: Message edited by: Plain Old Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Person Above You in General
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One does not start posting games in a company's message board. - Urban Wisdom

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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oh my god...

and i thought the topic would be locked by now.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Miscellaneous is dead in General
Master
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SM - it's not that i hate you with a passion, but your pointless postfests are an extreme nuisance to slog through. TGM does this too, i know that. but, well, there's a reason why he's not canned yet. use some form of brains before posting, it would help a lot.

Alec, TM - i agree with you both about SM and all the other hated members, but constantly arguing and flaming about it isn't going to help. i'm not defending anybody, but seriously, lay off. nobody needs all the half decent topics to spiral downward into flame wars.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Silvar Inn in General
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OOC: i would as soon as i tie some loose ends IC. that might take a while though.

IC:
Wise Man heard a loud explosion as the last traps were set off. "They have breached all the defenses. Here they come!"

Namothil had his hand on the metal door that lead to the normal entrance (not the one Wise Man et al came from). The fighters nodded, and he slammed the door open. Firedrake and Wise Man burst forth, firing a deadly wave of Firebolts and shurikens. After the volley, the four noticed that they had only killed off some of the necromancers' undead minions and very few of the actual mages. Firedrake and Wise Man backed inside the room...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Protect me, Wise Man, Camilla's spirit spoke into Wise Man's mind.

"Then your cult is the one trying to defile my wife's tomb, which you are standing in right now," Wise Man replied, with the rage any husband would feel. "They're under attack because of the magical wards and traps that were set here to protect her. The hole above leads to the top of a hill in the surface. Now BEGONE!" Wise Man grabbed Rey, and flung him judo style into a circle of runes at a corner of the chamber. Rey found himself outside the tomb.

"I never knew you could do that," Firedrake commented.

The powers of the light are amplified here, in this room, Camilla explained. And the powers of darkness are contradicted.

"But..." Namothil wondered. "You are just outside your body! Why can you not just reenter it?"

Wise Man must have forgotten to tell you about the arrow. Kalnus forced his mages to create arrows which make resurrection nearly impossible. To do so will require the Stone of Rebirth, which is a crystallized egg of a phoenix. Only Kalnus has one...

However, necromancers raising my body from the dead is much easier. Unlike human magicians, I cannot take my powers with me when I die.


"She is one with a plentiful source of magic," Wise Man finished. "But we can talk more about this later. The defenses will only destroy half of the necromancers. We must prepare ourselves."

[ Friday, June 20, 2003 17:12: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The party exited Formello by the west gate, following Wise Man's lead. Wise Man stopped at a nondescript looking south-facing cave wall, with a few holes in it. The rest wondered why Wise Man would stop here, when he took out the keystone in inserted it into a fitting hole. The wall promptly opened, revealing a short hall, and the party entered.

Inside, the keystone was dropped onto an indentation on the ground. Wise Man pressed a button on the wall, and the wall closed back into its original position. The four continued, into a circular chamber. One could feel the magical energies in this place. A hole in the middle of the ceiling reached far up, and there was a glass/crystal coffin in the middle. The body inside was in perfect condition, its state kept in stasis by the enchantments inside this chamber. It definitely looked human, but there were features that made some second-guess - mainly the natural blue hair.

"This ... is Camilla," Wise Man said in a quiet tone. "We would have been married by now..." He went on to tell the story of their past, plus the fact that Camilla was not exactly human, but that she as an infant landed here...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: don't worry about it.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Firedrake, Lone Flame, Namothil, ef and Wise Man reached Formello in no time. As they entered, they heard rumours about necromancers around, and strange activity involving them around the outskirts. Wise Man went to talk to the high priest, while FD went to learn a few spells and skills.

The high priest greeted him warmly. "It has been a long time, friend. Welcome."

"Greetings, Tarloff. How is Camilla?"

"I knew you would come here for that. There have been rumours about necromancers, roaming our outskirts. They ... have been trying to break into Camilla's grave. I would go out to stop them, but I fear my own death, and the horror of being raised from the dead to serve. Also I have not been able to alert the city guard. My friend, you must protect your love - even if she is ... not among the consciously alive!"

Tarloff opened a secret chamber behind the altar, and the two entered. The high priest opened a safe secured by a combination lock, and reached a runic, crystalline sphere. "Here is the keystone to your personal entrance; now hurry and guard your wife! It is only a matter of time before the necromancers break through the front entrance!"

Wise Man safely secured the keystone, and dashed out of the temple to find the party...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Drakefyre, please chack your PM's more occasionally… in General
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custom titles are for private/personal boards, jeez.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man held up the broadsword and potion. "These items are not for the blademaster," he sighed.

Wise Man sold the sword for a good 5000, and gave the potion away for free. He then went back to his self-training.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"Okay then, might as well test if I can use Mana Burn on demons anyways. Alex, send me to RW."

With the snap of a finger, Alex teleported Wise Man behind RW. He stretched his palm out, at a demon. The hand glowed with an aura of white energy. A white bolt from his hand zapped the demon, drawing its mana reserves out of the body and combusting it, delivering some serious damage to the demon. "So, it does work," Wise Man nodded.

"Thanks for the backup, man," RW thanked the blademaster.

"No problem." Wise Man answered, before uppercutting the demon he Mana Burned with his glaive...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"You think I should help the kid out, ef?" Wise Man asked.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: i'm in FD's party, not yours.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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