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Spidweb Cabin in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #43
OOC: SIRS, Wise Man wasn't even there, you idiots.

EDIT: that's it, time for regain character reputation.

IC:

Wise Man walked into the cavern, and saw someone exactly like him cowering in the corner. "What the hell..." He wondered. "Who the hell are you?" he asked the ... double in the corner.

"W-w-w-wise Man..."

"That's it, you're dead for ruining my rep." Wise Man thrust his glowing hand at the body double, then thrust it upward, sending it through the roof. He drew his twin blades and leapt up. Moments later bloody body parts could be seen raining down on the cabin (Bladeblitz). Wise Man landed outside the cabin, and sheathed his blades. Then the Drayk busted through the door and ran away, crying and screaming, "AAH WISE MAN IS SCARY!!!"

OOC: that's right, i'm feeling generally pissed at everything today.

[ Sunday, June 15, 2003 13:00: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #361
OOC: shut up about the Jayari already. i said they were out of this RP permanently, there's no point talking something that won't even be used. forget your little creatures and get back to the RP, goddamn you.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Don't ask me why in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #17
8/8/1986. i'm Tiger and Leo. roar.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #531
Wise Man and Maestro led ef back out of the capitol. Once outside, Wise Man noticed a distant person running, as if for his life. "That's the official at the capitol!" he said.

"But we don't have time to kill him before he gathers the army," Maestro sighed.

"We will. Maestro, you escort ef. I will chase the official."

The two nodded, and Maestro left with ef (OOC: haha, that rhymes quite well), while Wise Man ran after the official with ease.

In a mere five minutes, Wise Man was within 10 metres of him, and jumped in front the man, then killed him with ease.

He noticed a familiar man appear right after he withdrew his glaive. "I have caught up with you Ilofekh."

"You are swift, I must admit," Ilofekh replied. "But do not believe that you will be able to stop me."

Another man appeared. It was Kalnus, covered in shields and auras of magical energy!

"For it is true that father will always defeat son," Ilofekh continued. "Especially when the father is powerful enough to be my right-hand man. Let's kill the boy, shall we?"

So now I have to fight old Kalnus and Ilofekh at the same time, Wise Man thought. Two birds in one stone, if I could just distort Kalnus's bundles of magic...

"This will be your last day alive," Wise Man said as he readied his glaive for battle...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #338
OOC: ORDER! ORDER!

alright, back to the RP.

IC:
Shadow Wolf attacked the Spirit of Storm with a series of blade beams, but to no effect. Gynia's water magics didn't do much either.

The Spirit eventually tired of the party's ineffectual attempts, and sent the party flying back into a cave wall... except for Shadow Wolf. Firedrake was not blown back very far either, with his physical strength.

"It is foolish to waste your energy on a wind attack against one who harnesses the wind," SW said, indirectly taunting the Spirit again...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #331
OOC: FB, you're an insane, overexcited child on a large load of stimulants. Jayaries are officially off the storyline.

[ Saturday, June 14, 2003 18:42: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Spidweb Cabin in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #24
OOC: FB, WM didn't keep the arrows and pants you dolt.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #328
OOC: agreed. FB's overblowing things that would be in a regular FF encounter to wayward proportions.

FB: a duo that defeated the lord of demon lords would have no trouble against your creations. and that involves no godly powers at all, just incredible synergy. :P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Spidweb Cabin in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #21
OOC: i'll just be myself in RP form, a 5'8" ninja-like blademaster. except with twin blades instead of a glaive.

IC:
Wise Man suddenly appeared inside the cabin, sitting on a chair one of them were about to sit on. He wore a pair of somewhat baggy cargos and a dark blue shirt. "Why hello everyone."

"How did you get here without anyone noticing?" ADoS asked.

"I move like a ninja, they say," Wise Man answered. "And I happened to steal somebody's arrows and pants as I was about to enter."

Those inside the building heard a distant voice from outside scream, "HEY, WHO TOOK OFF MY PANTS AND STOLE MY ARROWS?"

Inside, Wise Man stretched his arms. "In case you were wondering, boys, I don't keep things I don't use, such as his arrows and tight green pants."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #325
OOC: just because someone can defeat a slightly large being with tough hide by him/herself it doesn't mean they're god characters. SW is anti-mage, and anti-armour to a limited extent.

IC:
Shadow Wolf threw a shuriken at the moving air. Sure enough, it went through at a slightly slower speed, but caused no damage at all. Instantly he knew what it was. "Materialize and fight with valour, slime," SW taunted it. He threw Outcast at it for added effect.

The being, enraged at the insult, knocked SW back with a powerful tentacle strike and morphed into a powerful looking, visible form. Gynia felt that something was not right. "Why would a Spirit of Storm be inside a cavern?" She wondered...

OOC:
Remember the wind fiend in FF4? a Spirit of Storm looks similar to that.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Runescape in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
you can't summon or raise dead in RS.
hell, all you need to 'learn' in RS is a few ways to make quick cash, enough magic to weaken others, and a ton of melee combat ability.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Runescape in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #7
yeah, you see them still worshipping you as if you were some sort of god/devil/whatever.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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If You Had To Be Stranded On A Desert Island... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #31
i'll say i WAS being silly. of course i know who it would be, just trying to confuse the ever-present newbies. :rolleyes:

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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If You Had To Be Stranded On A Desert Island... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #22
i'll be an idiot and guess that you'd pick Alec. :rolleyes:

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Runescape in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #5
on RS it takes like an hour to do the slightest thing, i should add. you should see me getting the auto logout all the time when i tried to mine/fish/etc. it's quite amazing how i got to around lvl 60 before i quit... it's probably my innate patience (which RS actually wore out) and long attention span.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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If You Had To Be Stranded On A Desert Island... in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
i can go with any of those listed in the poll, since i'm the neutral guy here. well, maybe except Dave and TGM. i just picked Djur for the sake that he came up with this.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #319
OOC: shurikens are razor sharp. and we're talking about shurikens aimed at the weak, critical spots, not right at the tough parts of the hide.

[ Friday, June 13, 2003 17:38: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #317
OOC: SW and Gynia wouldn't be scared of that Jayaris thing. SW is incapable of feeling fear, and the two have been through worse anyway. In other words, they aren't pussies, regardless of gender.

IC:
Shadow Wolf noticed some weird creature chomping on Outcast in orb form. Seeing the critical points quickly, SW dispatched the creature with a well aimed wave of shurikens. He, Gynia and Vaitar-Ka then approached Motrax, FD and David, who weren't very far away...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Runescape in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #1
i hate to say this, but that game's the most boring game ever, even more boring than Dungeon Siege.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #314
OOC: Don't worry, RH, i'll pull it off (or try to).

IC:
FD was considerate enough to lock the cord to a large boulder outside the cave and running well clear of it. Shadow Wolf, with Vaitar-Ka and Gynia holding on tightly, zoomed towards the exit - and into the boulder. Gynia's body glanced off the side, only suffering light injury, SW reacted quick enough to dodge the boulder, and Vaitar-Ka was protected from shock as he was on SW's back. The three laid on the ground for a while, out of breath, then stood back up.

"Why ... did you save me?" Vaitar-Ka inquired.

"Even if you are my enemy," SW replied, "you are still a living being, and you deserve to live. You were weak, and incapable of escape, and therefore I saved you."

"You are aware that I was responsible for this."

"Of course. But that is not the matter now. It is too late for revenge."

"I did not expect such quality in someone like you, but you are honourable. I shall..."

OOC: Sullust, decide whether your character will join or not.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Neo Pets! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #1
somebody shoot me.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #308
Losing his patience with the nuisance that is Outcast, Shadow Wolf picked it up and threw it towards the exit. He looked back, to see Gynia trapped. "Y'all can run, I need to save Gynia!"

Firedrake tried to stop him, saying that he might lose his own life, but he failed. SW took out one end of a fireproof cord. "Tie this tightly to your arm, FD, and run as fast as you can." FD did as SW told...

Shadow Wolf dashed through the flames, moving quickly so he would not catch fire. He reached Gynia just in time, her ice shields barely holding out. "Hold my hand!" he yelled to her.

She quickly did so, and Shadow Wolf pulled her back to (relative) safety. Just as the two were about to run, SW spotted a lone vahnatai mage over the ambush site, starting to lose consciousness from the smoke. "Give me a boost, Gynia," he requested.

"But there's no time to waste!"

"He may be the enemy, but he is just a soldier, and deserves to live. This may take a little time, so run."

As Gynia ran for the exit, Shadow Wolf pulled the mage down with a coil of energy. He then started running himself, with the mage on his back. Reaching down, he took out a grappling gun, from which the cord extended. He pulled the trigger, and went flying towards the exit, grabbing Gynia along the way...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #526
OOC: no way you're killing off WM, i've got a whole story thought out in my head that heavily involves him.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #521
OOC: don't worry, i just couldn't think of anything to post. i will after i finish my final exams though.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
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Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #302
"This is too easy," Shadow Wolf said. "Far too easy."

Several more of the beasts appeared. SW threw a shuriken at one, but it disappeared when the shuriken touched it. "Illusions, huh? Gynia, we need to dispel the magic in the area!"

"No duh." Gynia shot a ball of magical energy. SW, channeling soul energy into his hand, grabbed it and slammed it into the ground. There was a large flash of light, and only the real Nephilim were left. There was also smoke coming out of SW's gloves.

"Damn, that smarts. We gotta better way to dispel magic."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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