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The Sands of Time in General
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The Drake Lord fired multiple fire bolts at Shadow Wolf, which he dodged by teleporting himself away in a random direction (Phase Shift. Can sometimes have painful results.). One managed to hit him as he landed, though. He threw several shurikens at the Drake Lord, then rushed behind and performed Sting on it, dealing a small degree of damage. Then the Drake Lord swung its tail at him catching him off guard, and bashed him all the way to the other side of the cavern. Gynia managed to protect him from a barrage of drake fire with a mana shield, before blasting a hail of small Ice Bolts at it...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: basically a ninja with a European style dagger. we might, until you turn him into a god character again.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: God Character Syndrome. it ruins RPs. enough said.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gif animator in General
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NaCN: sorry to say, but you just repeated what i posted earlier.

ef: this friend of yours is just computer-inept. take it easy on her, heh.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: the best character for you is no character. sorry, but this is the opinion of the people.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gif animator in General
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that works too, but it's, well, tedious. and very few parents actually know how to fix these problems. obviously you do not belong in that group, Kyna.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gif animator in General
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hmm... damn, i haven't run Win98 at home since i bought my new computer last summer. try right-clicking one of the zip files, then click 'properties'. there should be something under one of the tabs that says what is used to view the file, and left of that is a 'Change' button. click that and select Winzip.

if you can't do that for Win98, try Tools > Folder Options, then click on the File Types tab. scroll down till you see '.zip' and click on it, and you should see 'Opens with', then what it opens the zip file with, then the change button. again, click the button and select Winzip.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: it's the Drake Lord. i was tired to the point of braindeath when i posted that, which is why it wasn't specified.

IC:
"If you want to duel with us, drake, then so be it." Shadow Wolf gripped his sword by the handle (if there's a special term, i don't know it), half-drawn. The drake lord actually seemed mildly interested in his weapon. The blademaster noticed the fact. "In case you're curious, I wield the Silentstriker," he informed.

Even if this drake lord is nowhere near as powerful as the Great Demon, this can get ugly, Shadow Wolf thought. But at least Gynia is here.

The drake lord laughed. "Even with a special weapon, do you actually think that you, a ragtag band of oddities, can defeat me? You'd stand a chance if old Motrax weren't shrunken. Just try to make this interesting."

"To me, you are just large game," Shadow Wolf insulted. The drake lord replied with an outraged roar and a powerful breath of fire, which was neutralized by a wave of water from Gynia...

OOC: that's right, now we fight the drake lord.

[ Monday, June 02, 2003 12:53: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gif animator in General
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i can help you out, if you tell me what version of Windows you run on your computer.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: and now, we shall have plot forwardation.

IC:
The party was surprisingly not attacked by the hydras and other cave reptiles as they moved through the cave. Eventually they reached a huge dome-shaped cavern, with a drake lord in the middle.

"I have detected you long ago, warriors. Do you want your deaths fast or slow? Or do you want to fight before you die?"

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! in Tech Support
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ever tried restarting you computer, or better yet, click the links instead of poking the monitor?

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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When Firedrake entered, Wise Man and Maestro were already waiting there, as well as a large part of the crew. "What took you so long?" Wise Man greeted him with the question. "We were about to send somebody to get you."

"Patrols," Firedrake replied.

"I see the wyrm riders are here. As soon as EF arrives, we'll begin."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: why the hell did JV HAVE to call that the 'Blademaster' skill... we're in for plenty of confusion as soon as FB stops caring and shoves his new demigod character in.

IC:
(i = braindead. i'll do it later)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: screw the details of blowing the fort open.

IC:
After what seemed like an eternity, the party rescued Sir David, and made it through the Vahnatai fort. They came into two cave entrances, one large, the other small. They tried the large one, but somehow it was collapsed. So they went through the small entrance, with Motrax barely able to fit inside...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: i... ef should know more than i do, at this moment, i believe.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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"For one like me, it is natural to run from open battle," Wise Man admitted. He was never the one to charge head on, or stand ground. "I only wanted a living leader. Maestro, come!"

"What scheme do you have this time?" Maestro sighed as he followed Wise Man's lead.

"Earlier on, I have had citizens place sandbag barriers blocking all major entry points except one, so Firedrake's troops can enter if necessary. This is because we have far less than enough to hold out on every front. Behind these entry points we can place traps."

OOC: Wise Man and Maestro will lay down traps all over the entry points of the city, like poison arrow traps, mines, etc.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: I assume Wise Man, Maestro, Ryan and ef are all on the battlements. Also, i never mentioned that Maestro wields twin ninja blades (you know, shorter version of the katana) in melee combat.

Wise Man took a look outside the fort, and was baffled by the amount of enemy forces. "They outnumber us six to one! We can't beat them back; we can only hold them for so long."

"Fear not, Wise Man," ef reassured him. "Unless Kerli falls before assistance arrives, the battle can still be won."

"A blademaster does not feel fear."

The enemy troops eventually managed to scale the walls, and break a small hole through the wall. "Wise Man!" Maestro called. "The defenses have been breached, we must guard EF!"

"You, as our leader, are figuratively the source of endurance for the troops," Wise Man said to ef. "Therefore we must protect you at all costs."

"Very well," ef replied.

Wise Man grabbed ef and leaped off the wall, landing on the street. He was followed by Maestro and Ryan (who was uninjured only because of the 'Divine Warrior' spell). The four then made a run for the city keep...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Somebody Set Me up the Bomb in General
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last night, all the topics that had posts from the 28th mysteriously dissappeared.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Somebody Set Me up the Bomb in General
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hey, uh, how come all the threads that had posts from today got deleted? or is this problem only on my end?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Club in General
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[ URL = site URL ] blablabla [ / URL ], but without the spaces.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: Empire Dervishes weren't trained, they were appointed (for lack of a better word). And kids don't lead armies.

IC:
(i'll do it later)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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A precise Ice Bolt ripped through the head of the bear on top of FD, killing it. The warrior looked back, and saw Gynia with her staff pointing in the general direction of the bears.

"I'll handle the other bear," Shadow Wolf said, before throwing four shurikens at the bear (OOC: if you're skilled enough, you CAN throw four shurikens with one hand), two of which hit their marks. He then leaped into the air and stabbed the bear in the back of the head, then pulled the blade out before he could lose his grip on it. "An unexpected stroke of luck," Shadow Wolf muttered before sheathing his sword. "Literally."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: it's Shadow Wolf, not Wise Man!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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the truth in General
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just be glad that they haven't made George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-Il (sp?) action figures yet... *shudder*

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: it wasn't just a hint. it's more of a blatant protest by the people. :P

anyways, moving on...

IC:
"We should return to the fort," Shadow Wolf announced to Gynia.

"And almost definitely die in there?"

"No. I just have this feeling... that a comrade's in pretty deep trouble. Besides, Bob turned like at least half the personnel in the fort into cheese."

"Makes sense. Should I wake up Bob and Firedrake?"

"Go ahead, we'll need them two."

Gynia poked FD and Bob with the non-business end of her staff until they awoke. She explained the situation to them, and the four re-entered the Vahnatai fort...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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