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3D spiderweb games... in General
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but there's a lot of mythological creatures whose names start with D. i just can't think of any now.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
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i said roughly half of that, Djur.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
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DO NOT QUESTION THE URBAN WISDOM
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even if there's not much of a chronological age gap, a wimpy and whiny attitude means a large mental age gap. IMAGE(rolleyet.gif) IMAGE(tongue01.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
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a little kid who's been trying to hit on an older girl for a prolonged period of time, heh heh. this is gold.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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"A small crack in the ground won't stop us, kid," Shadow Wolf replied. "Let's move, quickly."

The party followed the lead of SW and Nicodemus through the path. They stopped close to the exit, knowing an ambush is just outside. SW readied a handful of shurikens...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
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i leave 'i' uncapitalized for personal reasons you know. IMAGE(tongue00.gif) :rolleyes:

[ Wednesday, June 11, 2003 06:52: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! in Tech Support
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games really don't take up much space on the computer, especially if you know how to maintain it. i'll talk about my computer and give a little advice:

- i have 2 partitions: a larger main one, running on Win2k English, and a smaller backup partition running on WinXP Chinese. trust me, dual-OS helps, i remember half a year ago when i deleted some dll's on Win2k by accident and couldn't boot at all. luckily for me, having a second OS allowed me to back up my stuff on CDs before formatting the computer.

- i've used up about 8 GB out of 25 GB on my main partition so far. even for a big-time gamer like me, my games only take up 3.5 GB. (my entire HD is 40 GB)

- if you have limited RAM like me, maximize its efficiency! i have 256 MB RAM (trust me, this isn't a lot for a gamer). disable all the task bar icons (the ones on the bottom right) you don't need.

- download Ad-Aware from download.com and scan your HD and RAM with it. trust me, this helps. the first time you run it, you'll never expect how much spyware and crap is clogging up your HD and memory.

- run a virus scan on your computer once in a while (i do it once a week), or better yet, set scheduled scans. make sure the scan pattern is constantly updated tho.

- clean up the HD! depending on how large your HD is, if you have so little space left, chances are you don't need two thirds of the crap on it! decide what you don't need, and delete the stuff (don't just delete to Recycle Bin, delete the stuff altogether!)

- if nothing works, i'm afraid formatting is necessary.

hope that helps.

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AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! in Tech Support
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quote:
Originally posted by Sadomasochism Triumphant:
Excuse me, but I am not Alec. :P
your styles are close enough on 11-year-old-boys-called-FB/Zephyr/Steven/etc-bashing posts, jeez. or was i suffering from late-night braindeath again?

*goes to edit anyway*

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The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
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i'm just surprised that i was mentioned.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! in Tech Support
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yep, it's definitely time to format your computer.

and i agree with TM. extreme frustration does not merit excessive exclamation which occupies more horizontal area than that of 1024x768 resolution.

EDIT: oh, and how can i forget about the inability of 11-year-old boys to keep their computers 'clean' and 'efficient'? i'm referring to the software BTW.

[ Wednesday, June 11, 2003 03:00: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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The Sands of Time in General
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"First things first," Shadow Wolf answered. "Half the Vahnatai are still alive, and I still have five waveblades stuck to my arm."

"You coulda asked," Gynia laughed, as she blasted the waveblades off with a water spell.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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Shadow Wolf cloaked himself, then snuck up behind a blademan and killed him. Gynia then fired off an Ice Bolt that narrowly missed another. Five of the Vahnatai surrounded SW and eventually cornered him. All five struck at once...

To find all their waveblades somehow stuck inside SW's right arm (OOC: SW is left-handed). Thank goodness I wore my enameled bracers today, he said to himself. The Vahnatai looked at each other, puzzled, before being roasted by Motrax's dragon fire.

Shadow Wolf thanked the dragon, before noticing the blades were still stuck to his bracer...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: :P

IC:
Seeing a golden oppurtunity for escape, Shadow Wolf sent the Vahnatai blademaster to the ground with a karate chop to the neck, then gathered his equipment and retreated to the party, parrying razordisks and energy bolts at the same time. "Fools," Shadow Wolf laughed...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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Shadow Wolf studied the runes. "Hmm... These are like magical autocannons, except more painful. If you're not careful you'll get roasted by homing bolts of magical energy."

"Then how will we get across?" Firedrake asked.

"These runes take a while to recharge after being triggered, luckily for us," Gynia answered. "I'll just run a water elemental through, but we'll have to follow it closely."

Gynia summoned a water elemental large enough to trigger all the runes. As it triggered all the runes, the party followed close behind. By the time they made it through, the water elemental had dissipated from the barrages of energy bolts.

After they left the cave and neared the exit of the lair, Shadow Wolf heard distant whisperings. "Ambush up ahead," he said. "It's definitely the Vahnatai. Gynia, you know what to do."

The sorceress summoned another water elemental and ordered it to move towards the exit...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What do you do... in General
Master
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and all shall rejoice.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Politicalcompass in General
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Economic Left/Right: -7.62
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.67

a little more left-down since the last time i took the test, heh.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Personality Test in General
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i took the test again, this time i got INTJ.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Maestro and Wise Man looked at each other, then nodded. Then, unbeknownst to Sullust, Maestro appeared behind him and drew his twin blades, then held him in place by reaching under his armpits with his blades and pulling back with the blunt ends of his weapons. Wise Man, not wasting a second, fired a Soul Web at Sullust to immobilize him. "Sorry Sullust, but this must be done," Wise Man said to him.

He turned to FD. "Hopefully he won't be moving until we're done. Maestro and I will assist you, those at NSI can handle things on their own. Let's find a safe hiding place for Sullust so they won't capture and kill him."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Soldier's Girl (AKA Installation Problems) in Tech Support
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the requirements for WinXP are greater than those for A3.

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Personality Test in General
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Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
33 33 44 11

moderately expressed introvert
moderately expressed intuitive personality
moderately expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: FB, at least READ the posts so you know where we are, before posting the joining post. we're technically not in the cave right now, more like some extradimensional haven.

oh, and FD, it's time to train your character with mine. :P

Alec: the RP itself isn't that bad, just that FB's interference makes it seem so.

IC:
Shadow Wolf was trying to catch some much needed sleep when he saw Firedrake practising with his sword. "I see you wish to be a blademaster," he called.

"How could you tell?" he inquired as he approached.

"Because you're trying to imitate the physical skills of a real blademaster," Gynia answered before Shadow Wolf could.

With a small jump, Shadow Wolf got up and drew his sword. The slender blade made very little sound as it was removed from the scabbard. "Ah, the stealth of the Silentstriker. But that is not the point of why I called you. Strike at me, Firedrake."

FD thrust his sword at SW, but the blademaster parried the weapon with ease. "A good try and strong strike. Keep trying till you hit me."

FD then attacked SW with his sword many times but never managed to touch him, always barely missing, or had his blow parried or dodged. Then, when FD thought he had SW out of balance, he swung at him for a finishing blow. SW dodged it, and knocked FD's weapon off with a kick to the wrist. SW sheathed his sword, then picked up FD's and returned it to him.

"Now, what have you learned here?" asked Shadow Wolf.
"You're good."
"With almost two decades of experience and skill, it's only natural. I must tell you now, a good blademaster does not strike with brute force, but rather he relies on speed, control and precision. Just swinging at the enemy with all your might can work sometimes, but not if your enemy has at least some form of physical fighting skill. An attack with brute force often slows down your attack so that it can be parried easily. However, swift strikes often deal less damage on their own, but you will be able to strike multiple times before your enemy can react. Remember this principle; it is the basis of the physical skills of blademastery."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: this battle should end soon, but you never know... By the way, many of Shadow Wolf's abilities are anti-mage, some specifically meant to ... harm them.

IC:
After taking a firebolt square in the chest, Shadow Wolf got up and detected something trying to sneak up on him from a dark side cavern. He leaped away from a lightning bolt one of the beings fired at him then threw a wave of shurikens. The mage was struck in the arm, but the other shurikens were parried. Three Vahnatai warriors emerged from the darkness and quickly surrounded Shadow Wolf, waveblades pointed at his throat.

"Don't think you can beat the Wolf so easily," Shadow Wolf half-chuckled, then Phase Shifted himself, to find himself just behind one of the warriors. He gave him a fast kick in the back, knocking him into the other two. "You'll be dealt with later."

Shadow Wolf regrouped with Gynia, dodging spells and drake fire along the way. "How are we supposed to fight the drake lord, if we're possibly the only two willing to fight?" Shadow Wolf half-shouted, stumped (for lack of a better word).
"We'll have to drown him," Gynia suggested.
"Do we really have to?"
"Yes."
"Damn."

Gynia cast a flurry of ice shards at the drake lord, not doing much damage but allowing Shadow Wolf to slip through and get behind him. He leaped onto his back and entangled the drake lord's head and neck in several glowing cords of energy (Soul Cords). Summoning all his inner power he pulled the cords back, holding his head in place. "Hurry up!" the blademaster shouted. "I can't hold him all day!"

After reciting the spell, Gynia spun the staff then pointed it at the drake lord's head. The business end glowed, and a seemingly endless wave of focused water was blasted from the staff onto the drake lord's face...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: after this is done, yes.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: too bad. that is the way of the people.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Wise Man and Maestro were about to enter City Hall, when a catapult stone slammed into the building. "This can't be good," Maestro stated as the two entered...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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