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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: well, that was quick.

IC:
Gynia watched with disgust as Hssskor, in cheese form, is slowly eaten by all sorts of rats and other small cave-inhabiting carrion feeders. "If this used to be a living lizard person, then I should spare the pain of its soul."

With that, the sorceress created a hulking water elemental. "Crush that cheese statue to tiny pieces."

One smash (OOC: hey, it sounds better than 'splash') of forceful water was all it took to break the strangely hardened cheese statue in two. More smashes rendered the pieces too small to be visible.

Seeing that the task was done, Gynia unsummoned the elemental...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: The provisionary leaders of the Sand of Time RP (RH and I since SMoE is absent) has agreed on the offical and permanent removal of FB's character. If one more person agrees, I will perform the official ... execution.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: SSMB = Spiderweb Software Message Boards

now, can the story go on?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Club in General
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seems like it to me.

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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: if he leaves this board, i will rejoice and celebrate his departure.

but then, he's an 11-year-old snob who thinks everything will go his way. well, at least everything in SSMB, that's for sure.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Club in General
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nah, that club's intended ... membership is not narrow enough, Alec.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: putting someone in your ignore list isn't going to do much, kid. :P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: who here agrees to offically and permanently removing the above snob (FB) from this RP?

IC:
Firedrake dashed out of the fort, and almost ran into Shadow Wolf and Gynia. He drew his weapons as if they were hostile.

"Calm down, friend, we're not trying to kill you!" Shadow Wolf laughed.

"You didn't really look like you were," Firedrake chuckled. "My name is Firedrake."

"You can call me Shadow Wolf, and this is Gynia."

"Should we go back in?"

"Have a rest, we're all tired."

While returning to camp at the cave entrance, Gynia spotted a cheese statue nearby. "Hey look! A life-size cheese model of a fluffy lizard girl! How cute."

Shadow Wolf laughed. "Poor, power-hungry little Hssskor. Let's leave him like that, heh heh."

EDIT:
Firedrake - i'll try and give you a summary of what happened:

- Rentar-Irhno has created a rift in time and space, which warped Motrax back to his junior years, and back to the time of the First Expedition. Some were warped back in time to Motrax's cave as well. Shadow Wolf and Gynia were warped through space after defeating the Great Demon, Lord of Demon Lords. Shadow Wolf ended up near Motrax, but Gynia ended up elsewhere.

- After a few pages of bull and SW finding his scarf, the party decides to travel to the Vahnatai lands.

- They reach a hostile Vahnatai fort. After a few more pages of bull, Shadow Wolf and Nicos actually do something significant - Shadow Wolf slays the forts best fighter, a blademaster, and rescues Gynia and finds her powerful battlestaff, while Nicos generates a magic-warping field all over the fort. FB's power-hunger syndrome returns around this point.

- Shadow Wolf heals Gynia, and, uh, I think that's it.

[ Monday, May 26, 2003 12:24: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: the above post was completely expected. i now request the finishing touch.

EDIT; BTW, check your PMs, FB and RH.

[ Monday, May 26, 2003 11:11: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Mods in General
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yes, and this is technically my 22nd month of being in the community, and my 13th consecutive month of presence.

well, that IS nothing i guess.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Club in General
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check first link in my sig for a more stable 'club', Order Mage and Real One Arcade.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC:
oh yeah, Shadow Wolf's scarf slightly increases health and energy regeneration.

and LF, my characters are outside the fort right now.

IC:
Gynia awoke to find herself mostly healed, with her unhealed wounds healing at a highly visible rate. She slowly walked outside, to find Shadow Wolf sitting at the entrance, snacking on a biscuit. "You look slightly drained."

"Well, somebody had to waste energy healing you. Take a seat."

Gynia sat down beside SW, and he told her the whole story of what happened so far, in his view.

"So everyone will have to get moving soon after the party's done wrecking the fort in front of us, because most if not all of these Vahnatai people will be after us, huh?" The sorceress replied.

"Bull's eye."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Mods in General
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with the lack of feasible and open mod spots, you can't.

well, maybe if you stay enough to become a well known old-timer, but look at me and you'll see why that won't work.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: nothing big. we spent a whole page attacking the fort, Nicos created some sort of wild magic field thing all over the fort, FB's slith was warped to the point of powerlessness because of FB's natural power-hunger, Shadow Wolf rescued Gynia and her staff, Bob the Cheese Master turned like half of the Vahnatai guards into cheese, and the rest haven't done much. your character's turn to actually do something, LF.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hi in General
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hey, OM's just a confused, scared child. he'll be fine.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: FB's last post is a confused ramble. oh, and Shadow Wolf's special moves are technically not magic, since it's basically a projection of his pure will through his inner strength, not drawing energies from the land. it weakens his combat ability if he overuses his special abilities tho.

IC:
The Vahnatai master charged towards Shadow Wolf and struck, but hit a mirror image. SW reappeared behind him and threw several shurikens, which were all deflected. "You good," the master smiled.

The Vahnatai did a spinning attack on SW, but it was countered with several quick stabs (you can call the move 'Sting'). SW then parried the master's onslaught of powerful slashes.

The blademaster knocked the Vahnatai out of balance with a burst of soul energy at point blank, then kicked him away. Shadow Wolf disappeared for a second, then three SWs appeared (this move is obviously called 'Double').

While Shadow Wolf's doubles had the Vahnatai master occupied, the real SW quietly snuck to Gynia's cell. He sighed when he saw the lock. They had to use a combination lock.

SW took out a stethoscope and tried picking it. After three minutes, he managed to open the lock. He looked back, and saw that there was only one double left. The damsel in distress can wait.

Another Shadow Wolf rushed at the Vahnatai, after the third double was destroyed. He attacked him, but he realised he was fake too as the double disappeared when his waveblade sliced through the body. A wave of shurikens caught him off guard, and knocked him off balance long enough for a spear of energy (Soul Lance) to go through his blade arm, causing him to drop his weapon. After five seconds of delay, Shadow Wolf appeared behind him and thrust his sword through the brain, killing him instantly. "You should've used your other hand, stupid." Shadow Wolf muttered as he pulled the slender blade back out of the dead Vahnatai's head.

Shadow Wolf entered the cell after cleaning off his sword and sheathing it, to find a heavily injured Gynia chained to the far wall. SW noticed that she must have passed out from the injuries. The blademaster easily freed her and carried her out, slaying the occasional guard along the way...

He retreated behind his comrades to the cave entrance they came from. Eventually, Gynia came to. "Took you long enough," she whispered, being too weak to speak any louder.

"Brown hair, green eyes, light-coloured clothing, seemingly innocent complexion, attitude towards the wily Wolf... yeah, you're Gynia alright," Shadow Wolf analyzed. "By the way, I have your staff with me as well."

Gynia just smiled, not knowing what to say, then closed her eyes.

"It's a good thing you know you should be resting while I resume my role as your guardian and husband," Shadow Wolf said, laying the mage's staff by her side...

OOC: Gynia is a skilled human sorceress, who mostly specializes in water/ice spells. She also knows some druidic spells, and dabbles in fire spells. And yes, she can heal to a limited extent, with her skill in water-based magic. She is only a couple years younger than Shadow Wolf, but she looks like she's in her late teens.

EDIT: BLARGH

[ Sunday, May 25, 2003 14:43: Message edited by: Infamous Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: my character is deep inside the fort, by the way.

IC:
Shadow Wolf explored the fort and eventually found the prisons. She was there, alright. So were six Vahnatai elites.

"Ah, human blademaster here at last!" The leader, a Vahnatai version of the blademaster, greeted. He seemed much more powerful than the rest. "Finally challenge. Sorceress no threat to great blademaster like me. Will human blademaster be different?"

In Novah (the Vahnatai language in case you didn't know), the Vahnatai master ordered his lackeys to attack.

Shadow Wolf drew his sword and held it back like holding a spring tight, charging his inner powers into it. The moment two Vahnatai were close enough, he released. A thrust through the first elite's brain, a decapitation of the second, disembowelment of the third and a slit throat on the fourth was performed all within five seconds. The fifth put up a fight, but was too slow and inflexible for the Wolf.

"You will be good challenge," the Vahnatai master nodded. "But I far more skilled and powerful than these five combined. Duel now. You win, and human mage free." The master drew his runic waveblade, and a duel ensued...

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Maestro noticed the enemy slowly beginning to close in on ef's location. "Wise Man, we have no time to back Firedrake up! We must protect the leader!"

The two headed back to ef, with Ryan tagging along as a meatshield. They made it in record time, and before the soldiers broke through too much of the defense, too.

"Did I not tell you to help Firedrake?"

"Sorry, madam," Wise Man apologized. "But I will not risk losing you, our leader. Archers are already in position. We must retreat behind the city walls."

"Retreat!" ef, Wise Man, Maestro, Ryan and the defending army backed behind the walls of the city, while protected by cover fire from the archers on top of the wall...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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After throwing the foolish slith child out of the battle, Shadow Wolf entered the fort again and delivered several shurikens through some Vahnatai heads. He made his way to Gynia's battlestaff, and snatched it. By then the few remaining Vahnatai decided to block SW's way out. Shadow Wolf's eyes narrowed, and he covered the lower part of his face with his scarf...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: we're assaulting a Vahnatai fort. when Bob the Cheese Man turns enough Vahnatai into cheese, your character and the rest of the party will charge in. Bob, Re'kar and Shadow Wolf snuck inside.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: why not? LF is busy, so somebody needs to use him. i know i can't, i'll introduce a new character any day now, so i can't control THREE (heck, maybe four) characters at once!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"Very well. I do not require a fighting force, I can't command troops anyway. And Ryan would make a good meatshield, no?"

Wise Man and Maestro headed for FD, with Ryan at the front for safety reasons.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: *unwraps Wand of Revive Topic and uses it*

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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IC:
Shadow Wolf hid behind a pile of meal bags (remember, cloaking can take you places!), where he can see numerous Vahnatai guards patrolling, but none can see him. He spotted an ornate magestaff with a flawless sapphire on top, and plenty of diamond inlay. That's Gynia's staff! Shadow Wolf thought. She's definitely in the area, if not this fort.

He advanced from his hiding place, and spotted Bob in another obscure position where he can use his abilities without harm.

Shadow Wolf waited for a good time to signal. When he saw a few patrols put down their weapons inside a mess hall, he waited for Bob to look his way then flashed him a thumbs-up and reached for his shurikens...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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The Sands of Time in General
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OOC: 'not even in his teens'? how the hell can be a friggin 10-12 year old be a mage?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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