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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Knowing that one would be easily lost inside the huge hull unless he/she had a map, Wise Man borrowed one from a sailor and descended to search for the archmage.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gah in General
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or better yet, try Madam David, Sir Dave, Lord David, Lady David, Mr David, Miss David, Mrs David, Dr David...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Drakefyre in General
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BEEP stands for Bush Enacts Exile Plan, or something close to that.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Wise Man hurled a Soul Lance at the giant squid, to little effect. Then it tried to grab him, but he dodged the tentacle. The moment he got up, several sailors were devoured.

"That's it, you're not killing anymore people!" Wise Man exclaimed as he fired off a seemingly endless burst of Soul Lances at the carnivorous monster, forcing it to retreat and heavily injuring it...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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After restocking his supply of razor sharp shurikens at the BMs' guild, Wise Man made it back just in time to get in the ship.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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By the time FD reached the main gate, the crew was long gone, with Wise Man at the back. The blademaster noticed a bright flash behind him; his Soul Vision confirmed that FD had in fact been left behind. He went back to help him out.

Wise Man closed in, and saw two magi and a heavily armoured warrior about to capture FD. Seeing that they had not noticed him yet, he drew his sword (instead of the usual glaive) struck at the warrior.

The precise stroke came at lightning speed, just as the warrior was about to lift FD's body. His throat was slit through the armour, yet nothing else was disturbed. He fell to the ground, rapidly dying. The magi, hopeless against someone many times faster, were dispatched with ease. The blademaster woke FD up...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: remember that Wise Man, an advanced blademaster, can teleport short distances, up to about 5 metres.

IC:
The lich sent several bolts of dark energy at Wise Man, but he parried them all. He then charged at the lich, too bluntly. Laughing, the lich fired off a shockwave of extreme cold, but not before Wise Man hurled the glaive and teleported behind the lich without a trace.

Unseen, Wise Man drew his sword and slashed at the lich, dealing serious damage. Yet the lich managed to hang on. Just as the glaive came down on his head though, it lifted the last necromancer and used it as a human shield. The two melded, and the lich was fully healed from absorbing the necro. A blast of darkness at point blank sent Wise Man flying into the air, and almost out of the chamber...

OOC: now the party has a lich in full strength to deal with...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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The necromancer tried to cast a bolt of darkness at Wise Man, but missed. Then, the blademaster blasted the necro into another with brief, sharp pulses of energy (Pulse Wave). He then hurled a Soul Lance at the leader from behind, hoping to catch him off guard...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: RH and Namothil, combat starts now.

IC:
Wise Man entered and discharged 4 shurikens from each hand, taking 3 of the necros out. Lethalis then charged at them head-on, while the assassin and blademaster flanked...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Gah in General
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ha ha. Scorp, that was COLD, yo.

now, how come Dave hasn't thought of Miss David yet?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: hey, just ignore him like i've been doing all along.

IC:
Channeling energy into his weapon, Wise Man attacked the banshee from the side. Thinking that a physical weapon won't hurt it, the banshee just stood there and took the strike. It was wrong. The energy overpowered her to the point of disabling it.

"Forget killing the banshee, let it torture the Demon when it recovers!" With that, the three moved on...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Wise Man, tired of the lack of ICs, leaves this RP.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Avernum 2 bug in Tech Support
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it's probably the heavy armour. try adding Hardiness to your character. dexterity won't help.

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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: GD, you don't NEED to have magic and physical combat skills all in one package. Look at my character, Wise Man the blademaster. He's extremely dextrous, agile and fast moving, making him nearly unmatchable in combat; if he can't dodge something he can parry it. He, like all other blademasters, is a mutant born to mage parents. The mutation he carries causes him to be unable to use magic or magical items (ex. potions, scrolls, wands), and he also lacks brute strength. He has a more powerful soul than others though, and he can project its energy at others.[/rant]

IC:
"I can feel the undeath and dark energies floating around in this basement," Wise Man warned. "If we split up, it would be suicide. Let's go together. And light some torches, they might prove to be a good weapon."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Wise Man lit a piece of wood on the ground on the burning corpses, then hurled it at the dead necromancer, lighting him on fire. He then lit a torch and started swinging it around nimbly, burning the weaker undead to ashes...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"Don't worry about me, Namothil," Wise Man chuckled as he dodged a claw and sliced the ghast in half with his glaive. "Only a novice blademaster gets hit by undead, and I've been one since I was a kid." With that, he blasted several ghasts away with a burst of soul energy.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man handed Namothil a small paper box. "I happen to have a box full of them."

The three quickly lit the bodies on fire, but not before some of the bodies were raised from the dead...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man was wading through the body-filled floor, when one of the 'insane' beings tried to jump him. It tried to lash out his throat, but he was too agile for him to reach it. Wise Man killed the thing with a decapitation. Then he turned it around with his glaive to examine it.

"Leth, Namothil, come here!" Wise Man called them. "These men aren't just madmen! They're horribly mutated semi-ghouls! Just take a look at their teeth and claws! And I have a feeling there's necromancers in here that will raise these corpses from the dead... We must burn these bodies!"

[ Friday, March 28, 2003 19:16: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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seeing Blade's overpowered weapon and armour... in Blades of Avernum
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isn't the base damage way too high? and the weapon wouldn't be overpowered if the charming probability was at something like 30%. and the bonus damage could be something like half the damage you deal to the creature, ON the creature ONLY.

and yes, i'm adept at nerfing weapons.

EDIT: fixed the + ... per level for Shadow Blade.

[ Friday, March 28, 2003 17:08: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Wise Man buys a banana and throws it at LF for not telling him about the cheap kung fu fight. He could have been in it!

[ Thursday, March 27, 2003 19:18: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: isn't it supposed to be 2003 again? i assume it is.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Wise Man laughs, shoves Sir David into the side of the bus, and goes to visit his grandparents. :P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Lethalis' group had met fierce resistance along the way to their secondary target, and Wise Man strayed away from the group in the chaos. He found himself quickly surrounded by enemy forces. "Put the weapon down, scrawny boy, or die."

Smiling, the blademaster slowly stooped down to put his glaive on the ground. Then one of the enemies got impatient and shouted, "hurry the damn pace up! Did someone cast a slow spell on you?!"

"Then I will speed up." Powering the glaive with energy, he swung it in a circle, killing all the men caught in the area of effect. The rest were so afraid afterwards that they fled. Wise Man continued on to the target, hoping to find Lethalis and his force there...

OOC: Wise Man (the character) will find himself faster moving than the task force because of his agility.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Wise Man pulled out a Mass Teleport wand and grinned.

"Where'd you get that thing?" ADoS asked, out of curiosity.

"Some guy left it on the table in the bar."

"Oh. NOW USE IT TO GET US OUTTA HERE!"

Wise Man followed the instructions on the wand: Hold directly upward for 10 seconds, then swing it around for one minute. Then you and those you wish to teleport will be teleported to the nearest object that is able to hold you.

They were teleported out of the mess. But they found themselves on the rooftop of a residental apartment in Hong Kong!

OOC: no stereotypes, people. i was born there.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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seeing Blade's overpowered weapon and armour... in Blades of Avernum
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well, i toned the weapon down to the point that it's useless unless you have high dexterity and high melee skill.

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