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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: haha, i actually remembered my icon for once!

IC:
The Nightmare squad regrouped at the front door of the Inn after the assault ended.

"Y'all can go inside and rest," Wise Man said, panting but ready to leave. "I'll try to get some help from the Blademasters' Guild."

After leaving a note for Ef saying so, he left for the Guild...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man noticed another of JF's attempts to kill ADoS. He instantly judo-chopped JF, knocking him out. He then threw him out the door to be preyed on by GS's ravenous raptors, which were already doing nasty things to random victims in the surrounding area...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"Oh god, alcohol makes him more hyper?!" Wise Man pinned GS down on the floor, then injected valium into his arm, causing him to black out. He then took a look outside and saw GS's lizards doing, uh, inappropriate things to each other...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: nice character name LF. is he 5 years old? :P

IC:
Shadowclaw made the first strike, a powerful but slow downward slash. Wise Man easily dodged that and returned with several thrusts of his glaive, all of which his opponent parried. Shadowclaw faked a stab at Wise Man's left, then bashed him with all his power, sending him into the air.

Wise Man landed on his feet, on top of a nearby roof and fired off two volleys of shurikens. Shadowclaw dodged the first few, and deflected the rest into the crowd below.

"That was useless, like you in combat," Shadowclaw taunted.

Wise Man returned with a smile. The two leaped into the air at each other and exchanged swift strokes in midair before landing again on opposite rooftops. Wise Man wasted no time in striking again; he immediately let off a Soul Lance, catching Shadowclaw off guard. Just as he was about to parry the spear of energy, Wise Man threw his glaive spear-style. His opponent blocked that too, but left his back open in recoil. Taking that rare moment of oppurtunity, Wise Man leaped off, sword drawn, and stabbed him square in the heart.

"Never turn your back against a blademaster," Wise Man muttered in his ear before pulling the short weapon back out. The limp and bleeding Shadowclaw fell down off the roof. Then out of the blue, he was teleported away!

Strange, Wise Man thought to himself as he retrieved his glaive...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Wise Man would have been furious at the leader stabbing Lethalis with a not-so-blatantly poisoned dagger, if fury could actually fill a Blademaster's perpetually cool mind. "Let's take it outside, Shadowclaw. Your life is mine." With that, the two disappeared. The sound of feet landing on the roof of the Inn could be heard.

"The last time I saw you, you were a newbie," Shadowclaw said as he drew his katana.

Wise Man readied his glaive in response. "I've always been the superior one, and always will be."

"Then we shall see." The duel began, just as the people of NSI were either gathering outside to watch or applying first aid to Lethalis...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: Sullust, a battle just started inside the inn.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: if i remember correctly, one of the rival gangs just charged in and a battle began. the leader of that group and Wise Man know each other well... they're basically archrivals.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man sheathes his katana. "Jeez, there goes my hopes of carnage."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: wtf? i don't understand the minds of children anymore...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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OOC: forget about the diamond. my character doesn't even HAVE armour. and the number crap is ridiculous. what are you going to do, roll a 20-sided dice whenever someone casts a spell on you in this RP and see if you get a high enough value to resist? this isn't Avernum, or even D&D here!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: GH, ditch the magic and the high magic resistance. also get rid of the horse, you don't see a mounted horseman riding a bus (not that they'd fit inside anyway).

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: it better be the lance that protects him, not his personal skill. as an example, Wise Man (the character) is naturally nearly immune to both positive and negative magic (i said stuff about this a while ago in NSI, i.e. he can't be hurt much by a fireball, but it's next to impossible to heal him), but also lacks brute strength, and relies on Soul Energy to provide his power. all this because he carries a rare mutation in his DNA.

by the way, i hate number statistics in RPs like these.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: i still think that GH should either be VERY good with a few closely related things, or be a 'jack of all trades'.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: i agree, GH's got everything, but he has NO weakness at all! i suggest that he become just a physically strong ... being, instead of one who excels in everything.

IC:

Wise Man scores another lay-up. "Heh, I move too fast for you."

"But I'm much stronger." LF drove all the way and dunked, with Wise Man unable to guard him.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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Wise Man tried to do a 3-point shot, but is rejected by LF. He got the rebound though. He faked a shot, then ran around LF for the lay-up.

After that, a pissed LF simply drove all the way and dunked. Barely.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man grabbed a clean basketball and did a reverse lay-up. "No, I'm not tall enough to dunk."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: it can still be destroyed. undead does NOT equal invincible.

IC:
"Let's team up on GH!" Wise Man threw a volley of powered shurikens at GH's gun-arm, shortcircuiting and disabling it. He then charged, leaped into the air, drew his Blade, and sliced the arm off. He backed off to avoid being trampled.

LF knocked the being high into the air with a large fireball. Lethalis caught GH and slammed it on his tough body multiple times, crippling it. Wise Man finished with a simple decapitation. Then he noticed a basketball net. "Hmm..."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man joins LF. "Who said y'all can explore without me?"

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: rematch, Sullust?

Wise Man played Sullust again, on Lost Temple. Both picked random; Wise Man got Human and Sullust got Orcs. Wise Man chuckled.

Wise Man, pumping out a good 8 footmen and and Archmage, beat Sullust to creeping most of the map. However, he managed to deliver a deadly Grunt/Tower rush with a Farseer for a hero. Luckily, Wise Man managed to put up a barricaded Guard Tower beforehand, so he had the time to do his own rush. The moment he saw Sullust teleport back to his own camp, Wise Man pulled back to wipe out the towers, all the while expanding and churning out Riflemen and Priests...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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"Not me. Now who's willing to play a free-for-all?"

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man beats off the attack, but Sullust managed to wreck his archers and kill a Chimaera. Wise Man then pumps out Dryads while the Chimaeras and archers advance with his Demon Hunter and Keeper of the Grove. After a half-hour dragout, Wise Man prevailed.

"Ah, it would've been easier if I picked Humans," Wise Man stretched, and had a milkshake.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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The Entity revives LF and throws Alec off the bus. Wise Man sighed for the nth time. "How long does it take them to realise that I don't know Starcraft well enough for a LAN party?"

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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OOC: i meant GAMES. and i can only get discounts for PCs anyway. my connections don't go that far.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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"They're PCs, LF. I don't own any Mac games with multiplayer capabilities. So far I got Warcraft III, Starcraft and CS in a backpack."

[ Friday, February 28, 2003 19:41: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: LAN = Local Area Network

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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