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seeing Blade's overpowered weapon and armour... in Blades of Avernum
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is it possible to have weapons that negate all enemy armour (i.e. armour-piercing weapons), and also have skill requirements? if that's possible, this would be a great idea for a weapon:

Shadow Blade
- two-handed sword
- 1-2 damage, 1 - 9 per level
Bonuses:
- +2 to strength
- +2 to endurance
- armour piercing
- +10% to assassination
- +5 to defense
- drains 1-2 MP per strike (you lose 1-2 mana)
- +5% resistance to fire, cold, magic, mental

Shadow Blade would NOT be available in stores, nor will it be sellable (if that word exists AND you can implement it in BoA). It would be found in a guild full of 8ap, magic-immune, fire and cold-resistant Blademasters guarding the weapon.

[ Friday, March 28, 2003 17:07: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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OOC: you deserve none.

IC:
Wise Man starts vomiting white foam from the pain of 80's music.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: after this operation is over, I'll gladly go.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: Agreed.

IC:
Wise Man goes to set up the back-of-the-bus LAN again.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: you don't control the Wise Portable TV, I DO! just like nobody controls the bus except ADoS.

"Whoops, wrong channel." Wise Man switched back to CTV Sportsnet for NCAA coverage, then put the TV inside the bus for everyone to watch.

[ Thursday, March 20, 2003 18:35: Message edited by: Urban Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man switches the channel on the portable TV. "Well, time to watch the news."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man applauds Nicol Bolas. Profusely. Then he drives a large truck filled with weaponry to LF and Lethalis. "While we wait, we might as well set up some heavy artillery." Then he readies a large trench mortar.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Finishing off whatever survivors the main forces left, Wise Man, Firedrake and Namothil headed to meet Lethalis' force.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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quote:
Originally posted by Green Stripe of Cryoas and Fyoras:
*Then GS breathes fire and ice on Lone Flame for what he said.*

Mutant GS: NEVER disrespect me!

OOC: With your kind of attitude and lust for power in the form of overpowered characters, you don't deserve respect in this RP.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: don't worry, i can handle it.

IC:
Wise Man surveyed the main entrance. The gate itself is heavily guarded, with heavily armoured warriors, mutant giants, small golems, archers, battle mages and more. There were no rogue Blademasters. The front area is vast compared to other points of entry, and is surprisingly lightly patrolled. There is enough cover for Wise Man and Namothil to take them out, one by one...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man watched over the complex from a rooftop one house away from it. One guard is dead, the other's asleep. He then saw Namothil half a block away and motioned him to approach. Five minutes later, Firedrake arrived at their position.

"Ready?" Wise Man asked, glaive in hand and ready. Namothil and Firedrake drew their respective weapons and nodded. "I realise that not everyone can jump far. I'll leap to the guard, straight for the kill. If you two can't jump that far, catch up to me quickly."

With that, the three went into action, quickly dispatching the inept guard.

OOC: can anyone tell me what Namothil and Firedrake fight with, and their respective fighting skills?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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OOC: yeah, with that kind of attitude you can say whatever the hell you want! btw, illusionary and mind-altering magic have no effect on a Blademaster.

IC:
Wise Man produces a Soul Lance and hurls it at MUTANT GS, ensnaring him with soul energy and thus imobilizing him. Wise Man goes back to the ball game.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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Frustrated at the fact that GS is overly addicted to having an overpowered character Wise Man deflects a large hunk of cheese to his face, knocking him out cold.

"And a Blademaster never misses, GS..."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Calling Namothil and Firedrake to attention, Wise Man told them his own plan: "We'll do what Leth said, but we won't travel together. We'll all go separate ways: I'll go by the roofs, and you two take separate paths. We'll meet up on a rooftop close to the south of our target."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Wise Man picked up a large hunk of half molten cheese and yelled, "CHEESE FIGHT!"

Then he lobs it in the air. Who will this piece of rapidly cooling cheese hit?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Feeling the lack of action boring him, Wise Man goes to join Lethalis. "Wanna hijack the bus and go to Toronto?" he suggested. "It's getting boring here."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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IC:
The Nightmare squad met outside the city, as planned.

OOC: someone plan the formation crap, i'm no military planner and i can only give suggestions after the plan is drafted.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man ignores GS's ramblings while having a beer.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man tied GS's limbs up and threw him out the bus, just for good measure. He then goes back to the pub.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man laughed as GS shouted at nobody in particular with an imaginary mic. "I wonder what the kid's been smoking lately..."

Then, for the good of the others, Wise Man slams GS's head against the side of the bus, knocking him out again. Then, he duct-taped GS's mouth shut.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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After doing a thorough personnel search, Wise Man found that only a few new Blademasters were available on-call. He made a request for them to guard the NSI, then exited to meet Mars.

"Where's the assistance?" Mars asked the moment he saw Wise Man.

"There will be five new Blademasters patrolling the area starting tomorrow." With that, the two returned to the inn...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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OOC: shurikens, LF! shurikens!

IC:
Thanking Mars, the two headed to the Guild together. On the way, Wise Man told Mars that he will have to wait outside, as non-Blademasters were not allowed to go beyond the lobby area...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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On the way to the Blademaster's Guild, Wise Man was ambushed by a party of 10 from the rival gang.

"You'll pay for maulin' ma bro like that," the party shouted before they all charged into battle.

Wise Man knew that he alone can never face 10 strong warriors out in the open. But knowing that he's barely within sight of the NSI, he decides to fight and try his luck; hopefully there's a member of the Nightmare Squad nearby...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Wise Man felt that the farce had gone on long enough. With fierce judo chops to their necks, he knocks them both out cold, and asks Lethalis to lock them in the back of the bus.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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OOC: i doubt he'll survive without extreme power, heh.

IC:
Wise Man sits back and drinks a beer as he watches what was happening in front of him.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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