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Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #50
OOC: you know, FB, just because something is pale it doesn't mean it's a vampire or a lich or whatever.

Maestro sweep kicks a ghoul, sending it to the ground.

These waves of undead are endless. I must head to the source instead of tiring myself out here.

Out of the corner of his eye he spotted a figure on top of a building. A sniper? Hmm. Whoever it is up there won't shoot me today.

Maestro knew the undead were coming from the cemetery. With all the zombies and ghouls blocking the road, he decided to go along an alternate route - the thieves' highway, the roofs of buildings. Using the ghoul as a springboard, he leapt to the roof of the inn in a single bound. As he sped towards the cemetery, it almost seemed to the common man as if he were flying...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #45
OOC: it probably will be, but remember that Maestro hasn't resorted to Beam Finger yet. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Zombie Attack RP (2)_files/rolleyes.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #41
OOC: but wouldn't poison be useless against undead? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Zombie Attack RP (2)_files/wink.gif)

IC:
"Speed and regen potions would be better, but thanks anyway!" Maestro thanked the herb lady.

When he went outside, however, he saw more than just zombies and necromancers - even ghouls are present!

A ghoul tackled him, knocking him onto the ground. Another tried to claw his head off, but Maestro managed to slash the arm off and kick it away. With a backhand he punched a zombie away - right into Izzanor who cleaved through it with his blade like a knife through hot butter...

OOC: i get the impression that Izzanor is a big, heavily armoured man who can take plenty of punishment and still be able to deliver some. am i right?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
I'm Leaving (sort of) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
i agree, Imby. well, i'll still be here in the evening.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #29
OOC: hey, FB's a munchkin. he doesn't care, he just wants all that power for himself and then usurp FD and my place as the, uh, RP masters.

from now on, all of FB's posts will be ignored and if he starts spamming, i request post deletion by mods. i don't care how pissed he might feel, he can't have a character without connections to some godly organization AND/OR god powers, he doesn't get to join.

FB ruins RPs. period.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #27
OOC: FD - thanks, bro.
FB - your post wouldn't makes sense anyway, Maestro went to sleep long before your glowing oracle dude woke up.

IC:
Maestro woke up, after a good night's sleep - well, whatever you consider 'night' in Exile. He looked out the window; he couldn't believe what he saw: a swarm of zombies. Just to make sure it wasn't just him, Maestro went about the regular hygiene, dressed and equiped himself, then looked back out the window.

Okay, so it is just me, Maestro thought. Well, kind of.

Instead of a swarm of zombies, there were only a few zombies climbing out of the cemetery (sp?). Nothing he couldn't handle before the general populace would wake up.

It didn't take long to get to the cemetery. The zombies noticed him right away, but they're slow, so it didn't matter. Maestro drew his sword - a slender, reliable blade of lunar titanium alloy. He aimed only for the joints of the zombies, and within half an hour they were all dead (again). Maestro returned to the inn for breakfast - he knew more would be coming...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #22
"Greetings, knight. Call me Maestro." Maestro and Izzanor shook hands.

"So what is that thing anyway?" Izzanor asked.

"I dunno, some sort of UFO?" Maestro pointed to the glowing mage thing he knocked out. "Ask him when he comes to. He might know something about it. As for me, I'm out of sight." With that, the lithe swordsman bought a room, and went to bed.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #19
OOC: a small warn for trying to hijack the plot.

"Can somebody get me a screwdriver and a bat?" Maestro asked. "I'd like to see how in blue hell a UFO can fly through all that rock into a giant cave."

"I am a demi-god," replied the glowing energy ball thingy after somebody handed him a set of screwdrivers. "I do whatever I want. Now follow my plot, not the plot in the RP."

"Are you sure you need a bat?" asked the old lady in the inn. "He's pretty fragile."

"But he said he was a demi-god. Oh well, I'll just use my bare hands then." With that, he knocked out the glowing mage dude with an effortless karate chop, and went to join several mechanics in examining the unknown craft...

OOC: hey, a caster is physically fragile, so there you go. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Zombie Attack RP_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #17
Maestro puts on a pair of shades, just to look cool. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Zombie Attack RP_files/rolleyes.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Element Test in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #15
1. Give it back
2. Tree, but only if i get free bugspray! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Element Test_files/tongue.gif) otherwise, i'd opt for the mountain.
3. Defensive/Quick Attacks

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
Maestro walks into the inn. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Zombie Attack RP_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Zombie Attack RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
i'll be Maestro, the ex-ninja swordsman, with his unique skills of Beam Finger. see Polaris for details.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Rock the Casbah! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #92
ah, but it's more fun to aim at people in water, especially when they're high!

*loads e-cap into beam sniper rifle* IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Rock the Casbah! (4)_files/rolleyes.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #31
this madman must be sealed inside a gargantuan Tylenol pill and fed to a sick giant.

:P

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
GUESS WHAT?!?! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #20
quote:
Originally written by The Sagacious stranger:

quote:
Originally written by PantherShadow:

I don't remember VWM.
AHA! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WISEMAN HAS USED "V" IN THE FRONT. HOW DID HE KNOW IT WAS VWM?

dammit! now i know PantyShadow is out to get me!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
GUESS WHAT?!?! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
you coulda just used the acronym, you know. now i'll get smacked around and kicked in the face when pinned to a spikey wall, or the equivalent of that in a message board.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
TOO SLOW!!!!! in Tech Support
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #11
another possible factor could be that you're running too much at once. i wouldn't know, though, unless you tell me what icons are on the taskbar and what active programs you constantly have on.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
TOO SLOW!!!!! in Tech Support
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #6
how many things are you running on your desktop? name all the active programs AND taskbar icons (you know, the ones on the bottom right).

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
It happened: Pornography for nerds... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #39
well, for one thing, it's fun.

and just for you, TM:

I

IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards It happened Pornography for nerds__ (2)_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
When is Fall?? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #7
my season times equate roughly to Drakey's, since i live in T dot.

[ Friday, August 22, 2003 06:12: Message edited by: Newtype Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Rock the Casbah! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #75
i think he must have kidnapped the iMac... ACK

ah well, let's keep partying anyway.

IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Rock the Casbah! (4)_files/yar.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
GUESS WHAT?!?! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #2
welcome back, but i doubt you'd recognize me however much of an oldbie i actually am.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
If anyone noticed I was gone in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #30
you know, you can just cut them with an exacto. clean and fun.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Names in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #51
i don't even bother with the ninja graphic, the ninja's not even holding the sword properly!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Who is who? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #32
Urban Wisdom = my philosophy, FYI. so HAH and AUGHAUGHAUGH.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00

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