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Looking for a shoulder to cry on... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #33
die Ed, just die. that's all i got to say. perhaps then you can laugh at yourself when you're on your deathbed.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Looking for a shoulder to cry on... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #19
sigh... i would say i understand how you feel, IoA, but i was just too young when my grandmother died on me - i was only 9 when she passed away... in fact, 3 of my grandparents are dead, and my paternal grandmother is dying. :(

still, you can cry on my shoulder...

[ Saturday, July 26, 2003 14:04: Message edited by: Paradoxical Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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5 Random Questions in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #30
she lives a little over 2 hours' drive away from where i live.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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member #'s in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #30
quote:
Originally written by Sir David:

under the 1000 member number line, which, in my opinion, is a good cut-off.

ahem. old Wise Man = 1046 but he's been in existence to the community since late June 2001.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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5 Random Questions in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #18
1. Alorael (sorry bro, it was a random pick)
2. Wise Forums (why would i hate my own board? IMAGE(5 Random Questions_files/tongue.gif) )
3. TM
4. Orblish
5. A good while

what i'm wondering though, is why i wasn't on the list for the name changing.

oh right, i only change the prefix.

[ Wednesday, July 23, 2003 15:10: Message edited by: Plain Old Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Join Us Everyone Welcome and Needed #? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #69
"Exploding red eyes, the only weakness of these undead... Interesting." Maestro cleaned the blood off his blades, then went to lift Logalot. "We need a safe, clean place to camp. It's far too gory here to settle anyone's mind on healing." He paused to shift Logalot's old bulk. "And he is heavy."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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member #'s in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #3
#1 is Spidweb, the root admin account. this does not imply that it is Jeff, though. it's really Linda Strout.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Join Us Everyone Welcome and Needed #? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #40
OOC: Oh yeah, about Maestro's weapon: Maestro wields two thin and identical swords with long handles, which can be locked together to work much like Darth Maul's lightsabre, except with material blades. When the swords are locked together, they are also connected by a cord. Maestro can fling one of the swords while holding the other carefully to attack someone at range. A button can then be pressed to draw the cord back, locking the two swords in place.

IC:
Maestro wiped the blood off the swords, and sheathed them. "Tell me about your cult," Maestro ordered the cultist.

"The Red Eye Cult shall reign!" the cultist screamed at the top of his voice.

"Sure they will. Tell me, in more detail, about it."

"You are infidels. You are ALL infidels! The Cult shall cleanse you all if your infidelity through undeath! If you do not follow the Red Eye Cult you will die! I will tell you nothing, but to beware." With that, the cultist overpowered Maestro's grip on his arms, and ripped out his own throat with his deformed, clawed hands.

"He didn't say much," Logalot concluded, stating the obvious.

"Now what?" Tina inquired.

"I assume this is a cult of death. Therefore, the graveyard would be a natural place to look," Maestro suggested...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Join Us Everyone Welcome and Needed #? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #25
OOC: ah, Logalot, how can you ignore Maestro who is right in front of your face?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Join Us Everyone Welcome and Needed #? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #22
OOC: Wise Man is at IoB, therefore I use Maestro.

IC:
Flying above the city in his new flight pack, Maestro caught a newspaper floating into the sky, and read the headlines. Wise Man said there would be work here, Maestro said to himself. He was right.

Dropping the newspaper, the wily blademaster noticed an old man running around with an almost equally old sword. He must be enlisting for the same task. I should talk to him.

Using his mind to control the flight pack (flight packs are controlled by the brain), he dived down, stopping right above the old man, and landed in front of him, startling the aged creature.

"Hello there, old one," Maestro greeted, giving a quick, small bow for courtesy. He respected all elders, and equals in battle. "I see you've heard about this cult around the city. If you're going for the task, let's band together."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #58
Wise Man was sitting back on a chair nearby when they conversed. "It's not that bad, I've had worse."

"What do you mean?" Butch asked.

"Many strong herbal medicines give you a worse feeling than the fungicide. Trust me on this one."

"So... you're tough enough to withstand the extreme pain?" Kel-Aziz inquired. "You don't look like you are."

"If I weren't, I wouldn't be talking."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Spell points in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #1
it depends what game you're playing. in RPGs, it would make sense for them to run out of ammo or MP, but in RTS i think it'd be pretty reasonable to assume all ranged units have a lifetime supply of ammo.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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United States Conflict Avatars (Cont.) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #71
ah yes, i forgot to mention: The Art of War, dammit. i find that it applies to more than war, too.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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United States Conflict Avatars (Cont.) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #66
uh, JF, they were educated in the first place and there were also cities, just in different styles. a lack of Western influence and religion does not denote savagery and lack of civilization.

in dynastic China, for example, many could read an write, just that they weren't taught in Western ways. they had education. pretty good too, compared to the crapholes we call 'modern schools'.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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16 posts, horray! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
i'm 11 months older than TGM, FYI.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Avernum 4 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
the smiley is an obvious show of sarcasm, Little Fighter.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Avernum 4 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #5
you can make an A4 with BoA, jesus.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #51
The voodoo doll blew up, to Wise Man's surprise, although he wasn't injured at all. "Well, at least I know he bathes in ... his own piss. And he wears a pink bikini under his robes."

Everyone groaned in disgust, and some even threw up. Wise Man tried to get the image off his mind, but it kept reminding him of an insane sorceress he once fought who bathed in the blood of freshly dead men to gain power and to keep herself from aging.

"There's some things we just don't need to know..." Wise Man sighed.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I am back... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #17
we know it was by DL who was called Machismo at the time. he got tired of his acct and wanted it deleted but at first Drakey didn't want to, so he spammed until he got his point across. of course, Drakey deleted his acct and locked the topic at the end which is why Machismo is shown as unregistered.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I'm back...maybe. in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #19
quote:
Originally written by Willow:

VWM? Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs in front of traffic*

Yeah, I left when Misc. died.

what, you got a problem against my style and Urban Wisdom™?



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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Philosophies in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
Urban Wisdom

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #40
A raised eyebrow was Wise Man's reaction. "That was rubbing alcohol, that idiot."

[ Friday, July 11, 2003 17:35: Message edited by: Plain Old Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
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"Well..." Wise Man started. "I do know some basic cooking. When you're kicked out of your family because you're a mutant in a family of 'perfect' magi, you have to learn how to take care of yourself."

"What." was all Triksi could say.

"How are you a mutant?" the adventurer asked. "You don't look any different from a normal human."

"It's internal," Wise Man answered. "Near immunity to harmful magic and a powerful soul, but very little strength and very little reaction to positive magic."

"Anyways, we should start looking." Wise Man took out a biscuit and ate it, then stood up, to a full height of 5'9".

"You are thin," the large manly woman remarked. "And with Asian features too. But, yep, you're not muscular at all."

"Shut up about my slight stature already."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Run for your life, it's a poll! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #4
i agree, semi-lurking is fun.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
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"I don't like to boast my abilities, but meh." Wise Man produced a block of wood, seemingly from nowhere, and tossed it into the air. He drew his twin ninja blades, and with swift but fluid cuts and slices reduced it to sawdust before it landed.

"A blademaster indeed..." The adventurer nodded.

Ignoring the interruption Wise Man sheathed his blades and placed two surviving bricks from the floor on top of the table, side by side. He then leaped out the window with shurikens in hand, and threw them in mid air. All the shurikens hit their marks. He climbed back up the wall with speed close to that of a ninja doing the same thing, and entered.

"Is that enough?" Wise Man asked. "And no, I'm not tired."

EDIT: this happened before Nye's post.

[ Thursday, July 10, 2003 17:19: Message edited by: Plain Old Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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