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How old are you? in General
Master
Member # 1046
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i'm 17.

and Drakey, sit down and eat your vegetables! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards How old are you_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #298
OOC: no, i've just been occupied with my 12U Chemistry project and WC3 Bnet.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Not again... in Tech Support
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #13
quote:
Originally written by Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice:

Well, I heard my dad say it'd be a good idea to wipe off everything on my computer and start over...

Hopefully if that happens, my computer won't be so horrible...

that's what i meant - 'format' means to remove all data from your hard drive. your parents should do this for you though, cuz you'll make your computer useless if you don't know exactly what you're doing.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
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Not again... in Tech Support
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
Plus!.exe is an important file.

NEVER delete exe's unless they're installers or self-extractors.

do NOT delete uninstall exe's under ANY circumstance.

themes are a waste to hard drive space and will only make your computer worse.

your only viable solution now is to tell your parents to format your hard drive. :(

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
members who were once wanderers in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #10
i lurked until i felt i was safe. then i registered. oldbies would know what i mean.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Member Status in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
welcome to the boards. remember, Alorael "can't shoot straight without a gallon [of Scribbane]"!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #294
OOC: IMO, this battle should end in about 3-5 posts.

IC:
"How does it feel, immortal Lich, to die by your own powers?" Shadow Wolf hissed. "Your holding me inside a mana shield is your own undoing."

The Lich realised this; had it kept with conventional combat, it would not be suffering a slow death now, with his energies being stolen and used to heal by his opponent. Still, the battle was even. While Shadow Wolf stole the Lich's mana and converted it into healing energy, the Lich weakened Shadow Wolf constantly with his ice magic.

Then, for a while Shadow Wolf seemed to be losing, as he became very, very gradually paler. In contrast, the blademaster was also smiling.

"You like antifreeze, Lich?" Shadow Wolf taunted it.

"I can freeze you with ease, little human. You will make a fine trophy." The Lich further strengthened its icy grip.

"Wrong. Your destruction ... will make a great story to tell!" Blue energy suddenly erupted from Shadow Wolf's hand inside the lich's chest. The Lich's energies started to burn because of the instability. "As long as you attempt to crush me with your ice, you will burn from within, arrogant fool!"

[ Thursday, October 02, 2003 18:36: Message edited by: Wisemancraft III: Reign of Cheese ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #290
OOC: no, you may not kill my character.

IC:
Ten more seconds... Shadow Wolf spoke to Din through the PsyComm. Release the Psychocharge, Din, and I will have that ten seconds.

A last strand of warmth began to flow through his body, preventing him from death. "What you know not... Lich," Shadow Wolf laughed weakly, "is the desperation forces of the blademaster, namely those who have mastered the Circle of Thievery." Gathering his last ounce of strength, he channeled soul energy into his hand. The blue glow blended well with the ice. "And I am a king of stealing..." he hissed, "foolish Lich!"

The Lich, arrogant at its seeming immortality, suddenly found a hand through its chest. Even if it has its icy grip on Shadow Wolf physically, its mana is drained off and converted into healing energies. If one can sever one of the Lich's arms, he will be free, though critically injured by the ice magics...

OOC: as of now, Shadow Wolf's still in critical condition, but he's barely hanging on, living off drained energy from the Lich. it's basically a battle of wills for existence, and it's an even match - while the Lich may be powerful, a blademaster like Shadow Wolf is a master of the soul and hence has an iron will.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #285
The Lich, seeing that he would soon be overwhelmed while Shadow Wolf had him busy, cast a cone of ice at the blademaster.

Shadow Wolf saw the spell coming, and Phase Shifted out of the way. "Nice try, but no cigar," he taunted. "Or, in this case, no popsicle for you."

The Lich was smart enough to turn away from him instead of missing any more spells. Kel-Aziz slashed with great force at the Lich, cleaving its frigid frost armour with his dual waveblades. Kel-Aziz backed away after he saw Shadow Wolf behind the Lich.

Shadow Wolf quickly lunged at the Lich, and stabbed it multiple times in the back, shattering the back armour. He quickly pulled his sword out of the monster, and leaped away as Kel-Aziz charged again, to time another attack...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Any Russians in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
the 'smoking' thing is always a joke, yo. don't take it as an insult.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
can you say @$$ on these boards? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #16
XK: i've seen that before - so damn funny.

it's going in my sig for sure.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Any Russians in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
i think DK smoked one joint too many.

A1 = E1, A2 = E2, A3 = E3, foo'.

[ Wednesday, October 01, 2003 18:36: Message edited by: Saving Private Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Any Russians in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #6
uhh sir Exile = Avernum. it's really not that hard to figure out.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Salutation in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #24
aah

TTW = usurper

aah


*hides in bunker, loads heavy machine gun*
someone tell me when he's gone so i don't get brutally assassinated with a giant spork.

EDIT: i'm Chinese, and judging by his name i'm pretty sure he's white. that's the largest difference.

[ Tuesday, September 30, 2003 16:29: Message edited by: Saving Private Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #60
OOC: i'll shove Shadow Wolf in after the Balthazar the Mad RP is finished. he'll be entering in the same fashion (i.e. dropping off a speeding aircraft).

a duel between Shadow and Shadow Wolf would be interesting, although their skills are very different... :/

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #276
Screw the meatshields, Shadow Wolf said to himself as he chopped up a zombie. I'm going straight for the Lich.

Taking a rare oppurtunity, he springboarded off of a skeleton who happened to have his shield up, and over the wall of lesser undead, and landed several paces away from the Lich, who had just conjured a mana shield. Again, he faced the same ice bolt barrage tactic as last time, and he parried and deflected the missile. The two were at a stalemate - Shadow Wolf could defend as long as he wanted with his inner powers, and though the Lich couldn't take the risk of pulling his forces back to deal with the blademaster he also had a seemingly limitless mana pool. A distraction was needed...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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yet another reason to prove that TTW is not me.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #56
OOC: anybody mind if i join now, as one of those working towards the LOSE condition?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Salutation in General
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i'm used to getting bashed, back in the ikonboard days. oh well.

anyway, TTW = fanboy. end of story.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #263
Silently, Shadow Wolf threw a small, special knife at Fluffy. It punctured a major artery. It was not meant to make the creature bleed, however. Slowly, a poison in the knife would seal itself into the body, and another poison would slow Fluffy down, eventually to the point of paralysis.

I hope you die quickly, wolf, Shadow Wolf spoke to his mind, though he knew it was in vain. Spare yourself the pain.

OOC: ES, you can finish this. Fluffy doesn't have to die if you don't want him/it to.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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Djur indirectly defending me... a rarity indeed.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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i am NOT TTW, godammit. if anything, he's some anonymous fanboy!

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
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quote:Originally written by Omlette:
Hmmm. I'm betting you're VWM...

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i wholeheartly assure y'all that i am not TTW, whoever the hell he is:

- i don't regularly speak in third person.
- i don't talk/type like a pirate.
- i will ONLY use *WM in all my online screennames (with the exception of WC3 bnet, where i'm UrbanWisdom on RoC and Wisemanism on TFT - both accounts suck).
- i'm proud of my member number of 2^10 + 2 * 10 + 2.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #257
Shadow Wolf, lacking the brute strength of a normal fighter, found himself on the ground, with Fluffy on top. Silentstriker was all that stood between the mad wolfman and his throat. Gathering soul energy in his right hand, he thrust his palm at Fluffy's head. A burst of bluish energy sent the creature straight up into the air. He/it would have landed on Shadow Wolf's stomach, but the blademaster rolled out of the way and got back up. Kel-Aziz charged from behind...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #251
OOC: i would be in the battle from the start, but my character prefers sneaking around instead of doing actual fighting. but fine, i'll go join FD now. IMAGE(tongue08.gif)

IC:
There was a cold breeze in the corridor. Shadow Wolf knew what it was - one of the greater Liches. Alone, he could take on one, but it would take too many resources to be feasible. His choice was to run.

The Lich was slow moving, to Shadow Wolf it seemed as if ice bolts came out of its hands on rapid fire. The blademaster parried and deflected the bolts that were on target, but he would not have much room to run - he sensed a second Lich closing in from behind.

Thinking quickly, Shadow Wolf took a look around. Just behind him was a square hole in the ground, most definitely a trapdoor that opened. It was slowly closing already.

I must leap down before I am crushed by the ice, Shadow Wolf thought. He then hurled a Soul Lance to distract the first Lich so that he could run for it. He leaped down the trapdoor hole just as the second Lich tried to crush him with its ice spells. As Shadow Wolf landed, the trapdoor shut itself completely, leaving no trace of the hole under it...

OOC: yeah, now SW is behind FD.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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