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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: why must things always go your way but not his? jeez.

IC:
(later)

[ Sunday, September 28, 2003 10:52: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: SW is pretty much on the same floor as FD.

IC:
Shadow Wolf sensed a sudden cold unholy force above. Liches? he said to himself. He concentrated some more. Oh damn, Balthazar must've summoned the greater Liches.

As he turned the corner, he saw a guard looking the other way. Sleeping on the job, huh? the blademaster thought, then gagged the guard's mouth and stabbed him several times in critical areas. "Fool."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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omg!! back to the mall! in General
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I demand my katana! IMAGE(omg!! back to the mall!_files/tongue.gif)

*goes to back of bus*

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
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OOC: can i join the battle? IMAGE(biggrin9.gif)

IC:
Shadow Wolf had the skill and the experience to sneak through places, assassinate an important figure, and escape with minimal detection, if any. This time, it was different. Now that the dumb rebel soldiers had charged into frontal assault, the alarm has been sounded, and it was impossible for the blademaster to advance without resistance.

Just like now.

Shadow Wolf was alone, with a blockade of guards in a bottleneck.

"You know, you might want to get out of the way," Shadow Wolf said to them. "I don't want to kill anyone that I don't have to kill, but stand between me and my target."

Some guards laughed. The two mages at the back wavered in fear. Those two definitely felt Shadow Wolf's soul energy, and how it's encased around him in an invisible, focussed aura.

"I'd say you turn back now, bony," a guard shouted. "You're alone and we got a whole platoon."

"Then let's even the scales," Shadow Wolf replied.

In several seconds the guards found themselves surrounded by several images of Shadow Wolf. "I dare you all to say the same thing now," they all spoke in unison. Then the images all charged at once, as the real Shadow Wolf sped off towards Balthazar. Distant shouts of 'he got away!' and 'trickery!' could be heard...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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If anyone cares… in General
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i still have the URL, but if i post it i'll lose my head.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hello! in General
Master
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what are you smoking? TM's not a newbie. and this is his new account.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Work? What's that? in General
Master
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go for the summer jobs, girl. good pay for 2 months of work.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Hello! in General
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Profile Homepage #2
nice new account, TM.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
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OOC: sir, SW is not afraid of cold. and a spirit can't move through him, the energies of his soul occupies all the space in his body. and he's almost 30, not a fugging kid.

[ Thursday, September 25, 2003 15:38: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
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Shadow Wolf ascended ... until he saw a dying half drake. It eventually exploded, with the blademaster ducking behind a convenient wall to avoid the direct blast. He emerged from safety moments to see a human spirit.

"Who are you?" Shadow Wolf asked as he approached.

"My name is Mancire," the spirit replied. "Or, I was Mancire. Why is it that you can see me?"

"My soul is different from the average human, friend."

"So I can't possess you and be alive again?"

"No."

"But I want to be resurrected!"

Shadow Wolf found this ridiculous. Living is hard enough. Dying and being raised from the dead is just plain stupid.

"Listen, Mancire. This world, as I see it, is not worth living in. It's not hard for a veteran to read a dead man's past, when he is right in front of said veteran. Your family is waiting for you, Mancire. Go, ascend to the afterlife."

"What kind of crazy are you?!"

"Life is full of loss, naive Mancire. I am sure you do not want to lose more. I, for one, lost my friends in war. My wife and I were separated through forced teleportation. I was outcast from my immediate family in my infancy, and had no choice but to slay my own father in battle. I come to try to ease the bloodshed of war, through the deaths of certain important individuals."

"Then get somebody to revive me already!"

"No. You, sir, must go. To live will only bring more suffering for you. As I said before, your family is waiting for you in the afterlife. Whether you choose to join them or not is up to you."

With that, Shadow Wolf continued his ascent...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
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Shadow Wolf had been creeping along the side ladders and passages when he felt guards approaching from the front. Damn rebels, there is no stealth in their dictionary.

Drawing his sword, Shadow Wolf stabbed the first guard multiple times, killing him quickly. Leaping back, he formed a Soul Lance with his hand, and threw it at another, putting it through his head and the one behind it. Dodging the blow from the last guard, Shadow Wolf knocked him to the ground with a sweep kick, and finished with a downard stab through the heart. The blademaster quickly flung the blood off his blade, sheathed it, and continued the ascent to Balthazar's chambers...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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just a thought in General
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driving without a license in your pocket/wallet is nothing. i do it all the time when my parents tell me to buy whatever in the grocery store 5 minutes away.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
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OOC: SW will live. he's the oldest (chronologically) of all my characters.

IC:
As soon as Shadow Wolf was inside the tower, he immediately felt the presence of that mage that scanned him a while back. Perhaps he should look for her - she was probably held prisoner here.

A golem thrust its hand at Shadow Wolf, but he easily dodged the blow. Not wasting time, he drew his sword, sliced into the air, and sheathed it again. A blade beam sliced through the golem's arm. The blademaster moved on, moving to kill Balthazar with the least amount of resistance possible, but also to attempt to find the mage and discover her motives...

OOC: yeah, the mage i'm talking about is Alcove. gotta love the dramatic irony.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
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Knowing that he would soon have to do actual combat, Shadow Wolf put on his black leather gloves and blue headband. No more sitting around while these fools fight non-affiliated bystanders, he thought.

Shadow Wolf looked at Eferas. The old mage must be feeling the same thing - a battle with powerful magic was taking place in a not-so-distant place. Perhaps it was the tower. One of the mages' energies, though, he could recognize as the same that tried to probe his mind. Interesting...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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just a thought in General
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crashed into somebody's pickup truck, in a Corolla, because he stopped all of a sudden and hydroplaning made stopping impossible for me. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/redface.gif)

[ Tuesday, September 23, 2003 13:31: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: sooo, we should get the rats over with soon right?

IC:
(later)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Evol companies, races, and a stupid question in General
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SMoE beats all. he'll lalala you to oblivion, if you know what i mean.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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in the FF series, a dragoon's a flying man with a big spear. hope that helps.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
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One of the hydras plunged a head to bit Shadow Wolf, but ended up biting metal as the blademaster blocked with his sword at the last moment. This had the creature surprised for a moment, and Shadow Wolf took the chance to slice the head off, then thrust his blade through its heart while avoiding the frenzied ice breath.

The aranea shot a fireball at Shadow Wolf from behind. He barely managed to dodge - but the fringe of the missile seared part of the right sleeve of his overcoat, leaving a small hole. "Oh, you're paying for THAT, bug!" He shouted, and rushed at the spider in a clockwise arc...

[ Saturday, September 20, 2003 20:12: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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i'm a Chaotic Evil Human Fighter/Druid. i know the fighter part is possible, but i don't get how 'Chaotic Evil' would hold true for a druid...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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Ninja. nice.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #130
OOC: SW dresses vaguely like Neo from Matrix, except that the overcoat is similar to a loose shirt that almost flows down to the knee. he wears two layers in case you were wondering.

IC:
Shadow Wolf noticed the little stains of blood on his thin black overcoat. Then sighed. "Aw damn, this was a new garment too." Everyone glared at him, just because he interrupted Theobold's explanation. "Oh. Sorry. Carry on."

I miss Gynia, he thought as Theobold began his explanation...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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Time Mage HORAY

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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i'm a Shapeshifter. wow. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards What kind of RP sterotype are you_files/cool.gif)

[ Friday, September 19, 2003 14:51: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Bladester Forums Re-Open in General
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

WM, what irony? That FB calls for non-god-characters? Or that seemingly the two most recent newbies (Omlette and, well, my own humble self IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Bladester Forums Re-Open_files/tongue.gif) ), are the best rp-ers? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Bladester Forums Re-Open_files/biggrin.gif)
both. and also FB deleted my account.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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