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Shock Trooper
Member # 360
Profile #0
Just a thought but: what is the worst crime you've ever commited.

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Alta vendetta
D'alto silenzio e figlia.
- Vittorio Alfieri,

You purchase pain with all that joy can give,
And die of nothing but a rage to live.
- Alexander Pope, Moral Essays (ep. II, l. 99)
Posts: 226 | Registered: Saturday, December 8 2001 08:00
Agent
Member # 366
Profile #1
When you say crime, are you talking about actual criminal offences, or just nasty things?

I'll go with taking and selling illegal drugs, underage drinking, and driving offences.

(please don't judge me, lol)

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Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #2
Fare dodging in public transports. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/tongue.gif) Hey, if the ticket dispenser is broken, it's their problem, that's about my attitude towards it.

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2445
Profile #3
Marijuana, if we're talking criminal offences.

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Aces off.
Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3073
Profile Homepage #4
Despite the warnings, and parental advisories, my friends and I are working on our own "Jackass" movie. I've also been known to skate where a sign clearly says "No Skateboarding", and when the police arrive, I give them a run for there money.

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Posts: 383 | Registered: Friday, June 6 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 16
Profile #5
Arson. My friends pants. With gasoline. While he was wearing them.

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Posts: 441 | Registered: Thursday, September 27 2001 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #6
Draft dodging.
Wait, you mean now? I dunno. Dress code violations? Haven't had the chance to do much.

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In a word, gay.
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Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #7
Warez! Errrrrr...wait...HEY! HE'S WEARING A WIRE! GET HIM!!! *Mugs Vaevictis* YAY! More money! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/tongue.gif)

I've never played ROMS....never! You can't prove I have! *Nervously sweats.*

Also, I've done some minor vandalism. Name someone who hasn't.

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2445
Profile #8
The problem with a statement like that is that it's like saying "I've had gay sex. Name someone who hasn't." You're pretty sure they've all done it, but where is the proof?

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Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3073
Profile Homepage #9
I know this one, someone who hasn't had gay sex would be someone too young.

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Posts: 383 | Registered: Friday, June 6 2003 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #10
Poor, poor Rosycat. All the Canadian boys have altered her perspective on life. ^_^

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
BANNED
Member # 3121
Profile Homepage #11
I have born, does that count?

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Posts: 761 | Registered: Thursday, June 19 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3320
Profile #12
Don't hate me for this, but I have had 1 sexual crime, which shall remain unnamed. I don't like to talk about it. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/frown.gif)IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/mad.gif) It was embarrassing and I should have been arrested, but the charges were dropped because I only did it twice.

I was once caught as a... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/frown.gif)IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/rolleyes.gif) well... peeping tom.

I have never vandalized to my recollection. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/rolleyes.gif)

I used to steal money when I was a kid, but then again, who hasn't?

I'll think of more later. But I can tell you this, I don't have a criminal record.

All the things above happened 5 or more years ago, when I was 13 or younger.

[ Tuesday, September 23, 2003 06:12: Message edited by: Murder, She Wrote ]

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Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2669
Profile Homepage #13
I got arrested twice, once for being a public nuisance (spring break), once for shoplifting. Got off with fines both times.
I had to do 100 hours of community service for reckless driving.
And the usual that i didn't get caught for: drugs, underage drinking, much shoplifiting, vandalism, a bit of breaking and entering (backyard poolhopping), software piracy, etc.
I'm reformed now. Really.

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Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 360
Profile #14
Well underaged drinking(who dosn't), got into aa big fight in a café, and some other things i cant tell about until I get busted IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/tongue.gif)

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I'm back with less posting than ever.

We Was Tim

Alta vendetta
D'alto silenzio e figlia.
- Vittorio Alfieri,

You purchase pain with all that joy can give,
And die of nothing but a rage to live.
- Alexander Pope, Moral Essays (ep. II, l. 99)
Posts: 226 | Registered: Saturday, December 8 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #15
Regular murders and petty theft by me. Well, I have stolen once in a while, sometimes items that probably could get me a grand larceny conviction. Other than that, I'm a depressingly lawful individual.

—Alorael, who doesn't even have any real vandalism to his credit. Maybe if he ever ventured far enough from his house to reach others' property he could manage that.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Babelicious
Member # 3149
Profile Homepage #16
Ruthie - driving + statutory rape.
Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #17
Not both at the same time, I hope, Djur. That would be dangerous.

As for me, I suppose I'm technically guilty of embezzlement.
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #18
crashed into somebody's pickup truck, in a Corolla, because he stopped all of a sudden and hydroplaning made stopping impossible for me. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/redface.gif)

[ Tuesday, September 23, 2003 13:31: Message edited by: Osama bin Wise Man ]

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
Profile Homepage #19
Only a little speeding and perhaps some minor larceny here. And I would like you to name some one who drives but has never exceded the speed limit.

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Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #20
Computer piracy of all forms*.

* I have never pirated Spiderweb Software's fine products. I would NEVER pirate Spiderweb Software's fine products. I can hardly even THINK of pirating Spiderweb Software's fine products.

Please do not arrest me. ;_;

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 1558
Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by Xan Kreigor:

I know this one, someone who hasn't had gay sex would be someone too young.
IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/biggrin.gif)IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/biggrin.gif)IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/biggrin.gif) OMG

Um...me?
Under-age driving, under-age drinking, under-age smoking, under-age sex (it didn't really count), "tampering with a fire hose" (actually I just walked up and fired it at my friends, it was bad), general stealing - no more than $100 value each time, I broke my best friend's arm and he went to hospital (damn).

Which one was worst? Who knows, they all are bad things.

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Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3310
Profile #22
IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/eek.gif) all I could do why reading your confessions.

Dammit, are you all crazy or have you just got a very twisted idea of what is a good joke?

Vandalism, sexual crimes, shoplifting, underage drinking (well, maybe not so bad), underage driving, drugs, etc etc.

And you almost fooled me into thinking you were just a bunch of "almost normal" people! The law was not created to irritate you, it actually keeps the whole community together, you know. Breaking it is nothing but childish. So get a grip of yourselves!

And by the way, thanks for raising my self-esteem. If what I just read was your opinion of an "acceptable and normal" behauvior, then I may consider myself a saint.

So there. Go ahead and hate me.
Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #23
Just my thought. I didn't say anything though, I was just sweating and thinking if I comment they'll turn up at my home with a shotgun. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/tongue.gif)

This makes my 'money-saving techniques' on the trams and buses seem tame! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards just a thought_files/eek.gif)

But I think a lot of it is just a joke. I'm not swallowing the murders Alo mentioned, for example.

Underage drinking gets at least five students sent home early each year on our school's fieldtrips.

And I think we had a drug incident last year where people were using the electronic scales from our science lab to weigh drugs, and someone stole a labtop from the school. All of those people were expelled (except the underage drinkers, they just got into serious trouble).

[ Wednesday, September 24, 2003 01:14: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #24
Have you spent much time with teenagers in the US? I'd say 1/3 are guilty of all of those (except for the sexual crimes).

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