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Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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OOC: Shadow Wolf is more powerful as a duelist than as an actual fighter in a party. therefore i'd prefer to have him kill the Naga himself, since he IS capable of doing so.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Your favourite "race" in General
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what, there's no Eredar or Troll option in the poll? -_-'

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #234
Shadow Wolf clearly saw the naga and the snakes, but did not bother to run into the melee. Instead, he crouched down, loading his spear launcher. He quickly aimed such that he would shoot through multiple snakes in one shot, and fired. The first snake managed to dodge the extremely fast missile, but the four behind it were not so lucky. However, there were many snakes left.

Damn, the blademaster said to himself. The only option now is to melee the Naga.

Shadow Wolf concentrated, and disappeared. In a flash of dim blue light he reappeared behind the Naga. "Wake up, snake woman," he said in a low voice, barely above a whisper but enough for the Naga to hear. "Time to die."

"What?" The Naga turned around, surprised. "How... how could a mortal like you get here, through my minions?"

"As you say, Naga, your snakes are your minions. I may be but a mere soldier in my world, but I am no minion. They call me a Blademaster of Thievery. If you know your lore, you will know that I am an Elite Blademaster who has mastered the Circle of Thievery. Since you insist on attacking these innocent defenders, it's time for you to die." With that, he rushed toward the Naga, left hand on the hilt of Silentstriker.

"You have made your choice, Blademaster," the Naga responded. A dual-bladed glaive appeared at her hands. The two struck at the same time, parrying each other's blow. The Naga followed with a thrust, forcing Shadow Wolf to leap back. She then swung the weapon above her head, calling down three bolts of lightning that Shadow Wolf deflected with a fast spin of Silentstriker. The duel raged on, as the other defenders of the Inn fought the myriads of snakes...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #228
OOC: how so? :P

IC:
This war has been pointless, Shadow Wolf said to himself as he stared out of whatever is left of a window. Both sides are devastated, the front is battered possibly beyond repair, and now both leaders prepare to fight to their deaths just for the other half of the land. And both will die, without a winner. I must stop this duel somehow.

The blademaster looked away from the window at Neris, serving at the somehow unscathed bar once again. She had multiple bandages where the injuries were, and notably she was still defenseless in case some soldier broke in and attacked her. The girl needs some form of self-defense, Shadow Wolf thought. Gynia may not be able to protect herself in close combat, but I would be there to protect her. Neris will need to fend for herself when nobody is nearby.

Shadow Wolf checked his spare equipment - the spear launcher he used to snipe the Titan, a shortsword figuratively collecting dust, and a small autocrossbow with plenty of ammo. He could give the shortsword and autocrossbow for her - he didn't use those much anyway and besides, a spear launcher is too heavy for a girl like her to use in close combat.

"Neris," he called her. She promptly turned around to see the blademaster close to the back of the inn. "Come with me, I have a few things to teach you."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Master
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Profile Homepage #52
quote:
Originally written by Saishuu Heiki Custer:

BTW, the phrasing is 'undead topics need love too'.

EDIT: And again. I'm so damn cool that I usually don't announce this.

naw, he means it in the same sense as a necromancer saying 'I love the undead. Frequently.'

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
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Just checking up! in General
Master
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Thanksgiving is in October up here, you stupid American. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Just checking up!_files/tongue.gif)

jokes about the 'stupid' part, i got used to saying 'stupid' before 'American' all the time... hahaha.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM in General
Master
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uhh madam this is not an RP.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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special for ken kannif in General
Master
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Profile Homepage #2
Runescape is a waste of time. i should know.

don't ask why i would waste the time to build a level 55 character before quitting. -_-

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Spoiler Alert!!! in General
Master
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Profile Homepage #35
AT THE END OF WARCRAFT III: THE FROZEN THRONE, ARTHAS MERGES HIMSELF WITH NER'ZHUL THE LICH KING.

Discuss.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Spoiler Alert!!! in General
Master
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Profile Homepage #6
In the battle of Icecrown, Illidan was killed in a duel with Arthas.

discuss. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Spoiler Alert!!!1_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #221
Come on... Shadow Wolf said to himself. Get out of the way, you damn Dryad.

Calmly he waited. The Titan, not seeing him, smashed a Dryad to the ground. He saw the perfect chance when the Titan stood back up. It noticed the blademaster, and began to charge at him.

Perfect, Shadow Wolf said to himself.

"Thank you for your cooperation!" He shouted, and fired. The spear shot straight through the Titan's eye, and into his brain. A bloody spearhead soon protruded from the back of the Titan's head. The great creature collapsed to the ground, immediately dead, and almost made a small earthquake...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Bork on in General
Master
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well, there's always Gunbound if you want a shooter/TBS that's similar to Worms, but multiplayer. it's free too, but it's a hefty download and chances are you won't like it unless you're Chinese/Asian origin like me. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Bork on_files/tongue.gif)

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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1000th Post! in General
Master
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this proves that i am a spammer, at least compared to the Turing machine... -_-'

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #217
Shadow Wolf went to the back of the Inn - the only undamaged side, since it was away from the fighting. Alright, I need the spear launcher with the sniper scope, Shadow Wolf contacted Din through the PsyComm. Throw down a pack of anti-armour spears. One nice shot should do it, but those are hard to come by.

Aite, came the reply. Seconds later, a crate came falling from the sky, and landed just in front of him. He opened the crate, using Silentstriker as a makeshift lever, and saw what he needed. Immediately he sheathed his blade, assembled the spear launcher (which works like a cross between sniper rifle and a bazooka except it fires spears at high velocity), and leaped up to a flat point on the roof, spears ready behind his back.

The blademaster laid down on his stomach, and loaded the launcher. A tripod held the weapon in place as he aimed at the Titan with the sniper scope. As soon as the Titan faced in his direction without the dragon in the way, he could shoot the spear through the Titan's eye and into the brain, killing him instantly...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #166
quote:
Originally written by Sherlock Holmes - MSW:

And I find nothing wrong with my current version of Kazaa. Aside from the occasional pop-ups, there is nothing wrong with. If you ask me, Kazaa lite is crap and when I took one look at the settings on it, I abandoned it right away. But then again, I just looked at it, didn't really try it out. So, I think I will give it a good decent try.
regular Kazaa is spyware galore. Kazaa Lite is not as bad. hope that helps.

oh and look up Spybot on download.com to get rid of that popup problem.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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Member # 1046
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Shadow Wolf barely dodged another blow that would have killed him. He responded by weaving his blade in the air, moving upwards. Coils of energy swirled around the Titan, rooting him in place.

You know, I could use a spear launcher, Shadow Wolf contacted Din as he retreated back to the Inn... or what was left of it...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I'm Back in General
Master
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Profile Homepage #25
right, so you're not physically dead but you want a fancy way to take on a new, more negative personality. so you're alive and well and this topic has served its purpose and thus requires a padlock.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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I'm Back in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #22
well, who's going to believe you were shot, JF?

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #208
OOC: killing 15 of the best troops Lance had in one post is a little much, don't you think? oh and Shadow Wolf is capable of short-range teleportation.

IC:
Shadow Wolf dashed outside and threw a ball of soul energy at the Titan, shocking his nervous system and stunning him (OOC: that isn't supposed to hurt him any, just stop his movement). The blademaster then disappeared, and reappeared near the Titan after a split second. The gargantuan creature than bashed the ground in an attempt to crush Shadow Wolf. It missed, but he was forced back by the shockwave...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Thyron IV Concept RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #17
it's in Korean.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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Realizing that Shadow Wolf could only do so much at once, twenty soldiers immediately charged at him. Sensing their attempt to surround him, Shadow Wolf leaped back, formed a Soul Lance with his right hand, and hurled it at the enemy. The missile went through two heads, killing their respective owners immediately. The blademaster then made a crescent slash into the air in the direction of the enemy, then slashed upward. The Geraldians who tried to charge him found themselves suddenly unable to move, shackled to the ground with soul energy, the shackles slowly draining their life energies away. "You could've just fled," Shadow Wolf sighed. "I gave y'all the chance, but you had to force me to shed the unnecessary blood that is yours."

He then turned, and prepared to disable the Titan and strike it from behind...

[ Wednesday, November 19, 2003 15:24: Message edited by: Bimillenial Wise Man ]

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
I'm Back in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #4
ehh... comtemplating suicide on a message board is pointless. you get flamed for it anyway, so you are better off killing yourself without telling anyone.

whatever, just go back to your job.

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #193
"If you wish to survive, leave the Inn immediately," Shadow Wolf said to the Geraldians. "I will only kill those who don't heed my warning."

The Geraldians laughed. "How can YOU, a lone scrawny wannabe, stop a whole battalion?" The commander shouted. "Attack!"

The soldiers all charged at Shadow Wolf, breaking everything in the way. Immediately the blademaster drew Silentstriker and slit the closest Geraldian throat. As if weaving his blade, Shadow Wolf then swung back to block a blow from behind, then stabbed the soldier before he recovered from the recoil. A third fell to his blade as he spun into the air and stabbed him through the head. Seeing their comrades' fast deaths, the Geraldians started to back up.

"Your choice to fight was a mistake," Shadow Wolf said. "Fools who challenge me will fall."

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
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OOC: a little late to join in with a fresh character.

IC:
Shadow Wolf stared into the night sky, sitting on the roof of the tavern. Though the positions of the stars were definitely different from that of his world, it was still a good view. It reminded him of those days when he was on the road with Gynia for one mission or another. Now that they separated unwillingly, he will have to find her by the senses of his soul, attempting to fix the problems of the lands and worlds on the way.

In a way, Shadow Wolf is wasting his time here. In another, he is actually helping the Tavern. Knowing that intense action is up ahead, the blademaster leaped down to the ground, and went to rest until dawn...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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"I like the wording," Shadow Wolf chuckled. "We can expect a similar letter to arrive from the Geraldians."

"So what would be the best course of action?" Schostas asked.

"We wait and defend. Trust me, when you've had experience in multiple wars, you will know that, more often than not, these words are trickery."

A messenger from the Geraldians became visible in the distance, almost as if on cue...

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
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