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Agent
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written Monday, November 17 2003 17:11
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I know you hate me. But you are going to hate me even more after you finish this topic. First what does it take to get banned from this site. I have did everything possible to get myself banned. Maybe I should use profanity, I already did. Maybe I should advertise porn. Just please bann me. It would make me much happier. You know what I'll just have myself killed. There will be four topics after this. The first three I will complete the fourth I will only write partial because I will be getting killed. My Spiderweb life is very short. So I can't stay and chat. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, November 17 2003 17:13
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We love you too much, JF. Keep on trucking, or something like that. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Monday, November 17 2003 20:39
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Alright then, good luck...or should I say bad luck? Who are you again? I'm so confused. Ok then, whatever...just...yah... -------------------- I AM TEH BOOGEYMAN CORP. -------------------- And since the stupid link won't work, I'll use this one: Chance Forums Posts: 203 | Registered: Saturday, July 19 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, November 17 2003 22:13
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SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -------------------- Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two Corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, November 18 2003 05:41
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ehh... comtemplating suicide on a message board is pointless. you get flamed for it anyway, so you are better off killing yourself without telling anyone. whatever, just go back to your job. -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Tuesday, November 18 2003 08:30
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why kill yourself? thats just selfish. what about all the people that would like, no, would PAY to kill you? -------------------- "Is that smell glandular, or do you wallow in your own filth?" - Last Words of Fredrick the Idiot Posts: 358 | Registered: Monday, October 27 2003 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, November 18 2003 11:49
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Why get yourself banned? If you don't want to stay at Spidweb then just log off and never come back. Or change your password into a bunch of numbers and letters in a random order that you can never remember. Or something. [ Tuesday, November 18, 2003 11:51: Message edited by: Mindspark ] Posts: 901 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 18 2003 12:37
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Thus Mindspark spake Reason unto Unreason. Praise be! Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 18 2003 13:04
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All in favor of gathering a virtual lynch mob and stringing up Mindspark's account, post aye! He's a danger to our way of life and probably from a rogue nation like New England. —Alorael, who actually would rather not witness a stream of one-word posts. So you can just say aye and the rest of us will guess. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 11:59
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Don't you mean Lord of Evil's account - or am I being especially dense here? Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
Member # 869
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 13:02
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No. You lynch the voice of reason; the voice of unreason does the lynching. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 13:38
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Or at least that's how it's been done since the dawn of humanity. Anyway. All you have to do to get banned is start another account or 3 and mass flame everyone and their dogs. Be sure to make your flames as smart as your reasons for wanting to be banned. And by all means, please link to some nice lesbian porn/hentai. I've been meaning to learn how to... uh, not important. Anyway. Lots of needless topics that have stuff in them that are so lame people will be massively dumber for having read them will help. [ Wednesday, November 19, 2003 13:40: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 14:13
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*Goes to look up the other eight possible original copies of this topic* Oh, well. I guess they've been deleted. Oh, how I'd love to flame, but I guess I shouldn't. Too busy. Life sucks, too bad so sad, get over it. -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 15:11
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As far as I know, he hasn't made them yet. Stuff needs to be *really* bad for it to get deleted here. Nothing you'd expect Lord of Evil to come up with. He tries his hand at spamming, but he hasn't got the hang of it yet - his mind is not twisted enough to post really bad stuff, and he is a too kind soul to be truly offensive. So all he'll probably ever get is canned, not banned, and topics locked, rather than topics deleted. -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, November 19 2003 16:08
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Hurr, I meant topics like this from other people. Hroom... I do not fully remember the ways I got banned. Profanities, most likely, but not occasionally. Possible about 25+ a topic. Just including the 'F' word. -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 01:35
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Actually, I remember at least 3 versions of this topic posted by JF ~3 months ago. And Zxquez, you were banned by posting continuous caps profanity in every topic. If I recall, you claimed it was because you didn't like your n-million accounts becoming an in-joke. -E- -------------------- Let them eat cake! Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially. Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 03:03
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Oh, yes, I remember that one! But I also forgot my other bannings... Oh well. That was, what? Three years ago? -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 09:57
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Oh. I thought you meant the four other topics he said he'd post, Zxquez. Those were the ones I was referring to when I said he probably didn't make them yet. -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 13:48
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Well This well be my last full post. I should say my caring words to everyone. And Imban thinks that I should keep my hurtful words to myself, too. ^_^ [ Thursday, November 20, 2003 14:27: Message edited by: Imban ] -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 14:27
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I'd warn you, but I know you don't care. So I'm just going to excise the insulting / threatening part of your message. Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 14:45
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JF, what's wrong? -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1828 | Registered: Saturday, January 11 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 16:43
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I hate all of you. I want to be banned. (JF is shot, too bad it didn't have to come to this. All you had to do was bann him) -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 16:45
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well, who's going to believe you were shot, JF? -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 16:54
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What you need evidence now. Ohh and my spiderweb self is dead, this is my Spiderweb self ghost. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, November 20 2003 17:00
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You hate all of us why, JF? Also, avoid getting blood on your keyboard. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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