Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born")

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AuthorTopic: Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born")
Shaper
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That wasn't quite my point. Spidweb owns these boards. If a parent decides to keep Spiderweb out of there home, Jeff becomes unhappy. What is bad for business is bad for the boards.

[ Thursday, May 13, 2004 18:44: Message edited by: Lt. Sullust ]

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Lt. Sullust
Cogito Ergo Sum
Polaris
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Bob's Big Date
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Kicking your own community in the groin isn't good for business either; I'd carefully submit that most of Jeff's business is from old buyers, not from new ones.

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Shake Before Using
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I really see much more wrong with tGM's name than with TM's, although I'll probably lay off of tGM.

*shrugs* I find TM's name funny, if anything.
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...b10010b...
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I don't have a problem with his name, but the tentacle rape manifesto post was way over the top.

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One Thousand Slimy Things
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Tentacle monsters imply that there is tentacle rape (what else are they used for), while hanging out with one's wang out is just a breeze of fresh air. I also believe that while most mothers can't explain what tentacles are used for, they can explain what wangs are.

If you are really brave, you ask your mommy if TGM's name is better than a schoolgirl getting raped by tenctacles. The results from home: TM received a nervous cough while TGM's name was considered amusing.

Edit: On a sidenote, my title is a, uh, accident. Move on.

[ Thursday, May 13, 2004 23:01: Message edited by: Desperance by Emporio Armani ]

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by i gotz teh mass gooz on teh lumbarz:

wait till they ask what 'gooz' means.
Wise Man, what means "gooz"?

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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I'll give you a hint: it's white and sticky.

Arctic's "results from home" make perfect sense, although I don't think "Tentacle Monster Revolution" is overboard. The manifesto post... well, yeah. Not banning material, though.

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Imby, it's not my fault I have problems with controlling myself! I just have to walk around like this!

..just hope it doesn't get any worse!

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The Great Mister

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I apologize for the intentional and useless double-posting, but I have two somewhat not-so-important announcements to announce!

1. I have, again, changed my nick.
2. I have, again, reached the 800th post.

Please, return to your daily tasks now, people, the show's over!

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The Great Mister

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Law Bringer
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Honey is usually a golden yellow in my experience. Gooz sounds more like caulk to me.

—Alorael, who thinks the topic has drifted too far. Gooz, tentacles, and wangs are all latecomers. Everyone should return to expressing affection for the undead.
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Agent
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There's a Canadian honey that's white...

But, Alorael, if you insist:

"Ah Carmella! You grow more beautiful by the day!"
"That is because I am decomposing, Franco."
"And the lovely perfume?"
"Rot."

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And if something's white and very sticky, it's probably a white tree.

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Master
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>_>
<_<

i shouldn't have hinted at 'gooz'.

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Shaper
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It could also be this substance known as Fluff. Very sticky and milky white, but it tastes great. Two pieces of bread some peanut butter and some Fluff and you've got yourself a great sandwich.

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Lt. Sullust
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Polaris
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BANNED
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more like a manwich amirite

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This Side Towards Enemy
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As ever, TM, in every possible way no.

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Wise Man, your "gooz" has managed to push this topic even further towards the place where all good little topics one day go. And that's admirable, considering the state of it b.Gooz.

This seems indeed to be the undead topic. Bash it all you want, it just won't die.

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ahhahaha i rule u droool
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Guardian
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quote:
Originally written by Lt. Sullust:

It could also be this substance known as Fluff. Very sticky and milky white, but it tastes great. Two pieces of bread some peanut butter and some Fluff and you've got yourself a great sandwich.
The peanut butter and fluff sandwich has indeed revolutionized my life. Nowadays, I see no reason at all to even give a bottle of jam or jelly a second look.

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
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Lifecrafter
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quote:
Originally written by Seaweed:

This seems indeed to be the undead topic. Bash it all you want, it just won't die.
So, theoretically, I could just spam it forever? Like, spamming=shooting, and I could just shoot this topic forever and it won't die?

When you spam a topic, it's like shooting someone, it brings them much closer to death.

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In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
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Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
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Bob's Big Date
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ICH MICHE MICH

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Agent
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Babel fish? :D

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Bob's Big Date
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Pfft. You couldn't get Babelfish to translate 'I me myself' if you tried. :P

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Apprentice
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"Ich mich selbst" would be the correct translation, I believe.
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Bob's Big Date
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You babelfished that. :P

Also, it's using 'me' as a verb, not a noun or a pronoun.

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Agent
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;) Maybe Alec meant "Ich mische mich"?
btw "Custer folgt der Maschine" would be correct.

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