Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born")

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AuthorTopic: Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born")
Infiltrator
Member # 737
Profile #155
Somehow, TGM's current name scares the crap outta me.

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone
Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #156
'And I'm Gonna Rock Out With My Custer Out' doesn't fit. :(

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
Profile #157
Hey Al, I've got some nice Skribbane for you in the BoE forum…

Handpicked by only the best maids of the Imperial Garden. C'mon, all it takes is one post.

You know you want to.

EDIT: Time to revert my name, the excitment is gone…*sigh*

EDITx2: *Slams fist down on table* It's telling me my name is already taken…I can only hope it's an error. (Who would want it anyway?)

[ Tuesday, May 11, 2004 13:17: Message edited by: Desert Ploo ]

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #158
tGM. No. Change your name to something non-profane.
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #159
I set trends! I'm so popular!

—Alorael, who will break the moniker trend to prove he's even cooler. Well, that and the fact that he's annoyed by the number of words he needs and the lack of length permitted in forum monikers. Alas, Lord Omar will not reign apathetically. Easy life!
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #160
PRAY FOR ALOREAL. he is the driver of bandwagons! :P

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #161
new moniker, sorry for the double post.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #162
Aww, TGM's new name is funney ^^
People, the bandwagon needs YOU!

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Bending, but not in the way you might imagine.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #163
*jumps on bandwagon*

Kelandon, who is tired of people spelling it Kelendon. It's a STRESSED SYLLABLE, for crying out loud.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #164
...only for the purpose of furthering the general confusion, of course.

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3377
Profile #165
quote:
Originally written by Pronounced Ke-LAN-don:

Kelandon, who is tired of people spelling it Kelendon. It's a STRESSED SYLLABLE, for crying out loud.
And all this time I thought it was KEL-an-don...


*sidesteps bandwagon and watches it roll past*
Posts: 356 | Registered: Saturday, August 23 2003 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #166
A spectre is haunting Japan -- the spectre of tentacle rape. All the powers of Japanese high schools have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Principle and Vice Principle, Teachers and Administrators, Dean of students and Jealous males in general.

Where are the phalli in opposition that have not been decried as tentaclistic by their opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of tentacle rape, against the more advanced opposition single penises, as well as against its reactionary player-haters?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Tentacle Rape is already acknowledged by all Japanese powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Tentacle Monsters should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies (with pictures and in color), and meet this nursery tale of the spectre of tentacle rape with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Tentacle Monsters of various nationalities have assembled in Tokyo and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the Japanese language.

...

[ Wednesday, May 12, 2004 03:39: Message edited by: Tentacle Monster Revolution ]

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人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ
Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #167
That can't possibly be CoC-compliant.

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My BoE Page
Bandwagons are fun!
Roots
Hunted!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
BoE Posse
Member # 112
Profile #168
TM, this is not Desperance. Please do not treat it as such.

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Rate my scenarios!

Areni
Revenge
To Live in Fear
Deadly Goblins
Ugantan Nightmare
Isle of Boredom
Posts: 1423 | Registered: Sunday, October 7 2001 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #169
I'm tired of ossified, humorless idiots using any misbehavior as an excuse to make Desp a boogeyman. TM isn't even at Desp any longer, and I'd make haste to remind you that we've been a pillar of this community since our establishment.

To conclude, Creator, kindly and immediately stuff it.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #170
Alec, we have me and DB in our ranks. We ARE mentally unstable, ass ugly Boogeymen. :P

Also, Imby, it's only profane if you take it as such. If you, on the other hand, try to take it with humour, it's just pathetic, which isn't banned by the juicy, thick CoC of Drakey's.

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The Great Mister

kommari@gmail.com[/url]
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #171
*thinks carefully, decides that the current description is more accurate*

quote:
And all this time I thought it was KEL-an-don...
I know, which is why I bothered. The name is pronounced like Landon (as in Landon Donovan, the soccer player) with Kel on the front of it.

EDIT: And Desperance is the home of serious intellectual discussion. I don't know what the Creator is talking about.

[ Wednesday, May 12, 2004 07:37: Message edited by: Pronounced Kel-LAN-don ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Agent
Member # 1104
Profile Homepage #172
I am keeping my current moniker for this account, it suits me perfectly. As for my other 15 accounts, though,...

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Austrian Alex - Reality Corp.
Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
Profile #173
quote:
Originally written by Pronounced Kel-LAN-don:

And Desperance is the home of serious intellectual discussion. I don't know what the Creator is talking about.
Hmmmm…good thing I'm not a regular. Yahoo Parental Contols drive me nuts.

EDIT: Hey Al, I hear someone wants to ask you a question in the Blades forum…

[ Wednesday, May 12, 2004 12:35: Message edited by: Desert Ploo ]

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #174
I have created a monster, or at least taken credit for one, and it has made many posts. Thus, I present to you another moniker!

—Alorael, who does not mean TM. He means the current burst of posting on this topic, which he is shamelessly using to live up to his own hateful title.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #175
Just a name change, that's all. Nothing else. Seriously.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #176
IGtMGotL > LD

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #177
This really is something. How many more will join what is now more of a wagon train than a bandwagon?

As for Desp., it isn't a porn site, no matter what all the propagandists might tell you.

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Stughalf

"Delusion arises from anger. The mind is bewildered by delusion. Reasoning is destroyed when the mind is bewildered. One falls down when reasoning is destroyed."- The Bhagavad Gita.
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #178
That's true. Desperance is more tasteful, in its way, and Desperance will not spam you unless you really are asking for it. Desperance also may or may not contain viewing material, such as Alec, that makes porn look like G rated fun.

—Alorael, who would like to thank everyone for participating in the great ever-changing name event. As an added bonus, if you send him your credit card number, you'll get a very special surprise! Hey, if people are willing to follow along in one thing, it can't hurt to try another...
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 2123
Profile #179
-I watch as the bandwagon comes up, runs me over with it's large wheels, and disappears over a hill in the distance-

At least I didn't change.

-lays on the ground twitching sporadically-

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With his last breath he took in more power then any Guardian could hold, then with a scream of pain and furry he unleashed it all to form a barrier betwen the Mantia and the Darkness.
Posts: 228 | Registered: Monday, October 21 2002 07:00

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