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The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic in General
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Ahh, sort of half-and-half... I believe in a guided evolution type thing... but I can honestly say I've never stoned an adulterer or sacrificed a bull =] Or had sex with a melon, of course...

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Your favourite "race" in General
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Don't remember that... I do know that in real mythology, Celtic I believe, the Sidhe is the faerie-world; it encompasses all of the mythological creatures, as far as I know. But, again, that was not a choice; next time someone makes a topic like this they can include the Sidhe, but for now, forget it.

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Will there be an Avernum Online? in General
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Don't bother. This subject is already dead.

People, overlord has given us a fine example of AOL speek, and not just the typing; the death threats, insults, etc. are all just part of a well-balanced chatroom. Rather than criticize him for his example, we should thank him for such a fine demonstration of what Spiderweb is not like, thank God.

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Misc in General
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o.O Do you put them on plaques on the walls or something? I can just imagine that... a wall full of sniped topic trophies... with... with... AHH I CAN'T SAY ANYMORE!

By the way, in this topic TGM does tell the truth, just not in that post.

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If you could... in General
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I didn't say I want to force people to not learn any languages; the more the better, I think. I just mean they should all have one, Esperanto or whatever, that everyone can speak as if they had been doing so since they were born. Figuratively.

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The next RP ... in General
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Drakey gets next RP, Sauron gets left alone. End of story. Hopefully. Thank you, Alorael, Motrax, Saunders, and whoever else I missed.

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Entertainment from hell in General
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I didn't watch all of Willow (which, by the way, is what I was thinking of), but from what I saw of it, it was completely horrible. And I stand firm on Ignition, Drakey, sorry. I knew you liked that song, too, but I wasn't going to change my answer just for that... by the way, people, don't get offended about each others' preferences. I mean that as a warning, mostly.

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Merry Christmas in General
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TM: I've heard plenty of different dates. I don't know which is right, but it doesn't matter; Christmas is as good a time to celebrate his birth as any.

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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Motrax: What clean part? o.O :P

Strawberry Fields Forever downloading now... done... listened to... disliked, sorry to say. Rigby and Lucy remain at the top.

[ Tuesday, December 09, 2003 18:07: Message edited by: Sir David ]

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If you could... in General
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Ah, right, forgot about that; I'd have everyone learn one uniform language. They can learn any other language they want other than that, but everyone would have to be able to speak, understand, read, and write that one uniform language.

Alec: Never mind, I misread your post at the top of page one.

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Gethein Deludere RP in General
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Thank You, O Grand and Glorious Despot :P Seriously. Umm, also, when should we start in on more than character description type posts?

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Misc in General
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LISTEN TO THE CROTCHETY OLD LIZARD, PEOPLES, POLARIS OWNS YOU ALL[/shameless advertising]

Motrax, shouldn't you change that to "At Polaris, Motrax administrates YUO!"? =]

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The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic in General
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Understandable =]

Ironweed and whoever else, I'm kidding. I'm assuming that everyone else in the melon sex topic is, too, but I suppose I could be wrong... at least Drakey should be kidding... anyway, I can honestly say that I have never had sex with a melon =] Or anything, for that matter...

Also, I'm not a fundie, but I guess it's useless to argue that point...

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On the Reading of Books in General
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I'm reading Winds of War for English, at the moment, and then Return of the King when that's done... then Shogun, again, probably... anyone read the first or last of those?

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Gethein Deludere RP in General
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"Hey! You! Ever fired a gun? We need a militia, we're being attacked!"
Khalhudra turned in suprise to look at the man shouting beside him. He had heard rumors in the inns, of course, but if inn rumors were true, then there were pink trees in the doctor's courtyard, cats could fly, and most of the world was, quite literally, on fire. Years of sitting in the corner listening to bar talk had dulled Khalhudra's ears a bit; the only words that had any real effect on him anymore involved money. But this man standing in the middle of the alley was wearing an official military-type uniform, and seemed sober.
"Well, I've hunted rabbits a bit, and -" started the rustic-looking man, as Khalhudra stopped to watch.
"Good. Could you hit one on that wall over there?" asked the military man, pointing.
"Well, maybe, if -"
"Right then! Follow me!"
Now intrigued, Khalhudra started off after the military man and his new recruit. "Wait! Sir!"
The military man looked around.
"Sir!" Khalhudra finally caught the man's eye.
"Yes? Don't waste my time!"
"You need able-bodied militia men?"
"Didn't you hear me? We're being attacked!"
"I heard! Watch."
Khalhudra's hand want to a long dirty leather bag at his belt, fingers brushing the small money pouch on the way, by force of habit. In the folds of his cloak Khalhudra's hand found a bruised leather hilt. In a sweeping motion, he drew the blade from the bag; the military man let out an involuntary gasp. The sword wasn't the best, but it was far more than he had expected on such a man. Khalhudra flourished the blade and began a complex sword dance, a flickering light of joy in his deep brown eyes; the military man and his recruit drew back, astonished. Khalhudra advanced on a wooden pole and began hacking at it, slicing with a speed that could come only from years and years of practice. His dark green hood fell back, revealing long brown hair down to his shoulders.
"Hey! What are you doing!" The merchant whose stall was under attack came over, yelling. "You'll knock it down! Hey! Stop!"
The military man quickly stepped forward and grabbed Khalhudra's arm. "Can you fire a gun?"
"Yes, if I must," replied Khalhudra; the recruit noted the change in his voice with surprise.
"Come with me then, both of you."
Smiling insanely, Khalhudra sheathed the sword, again with a flourish, and fell in behind the military man. Still with a suprised look in his eyes, the recruit fell back behind him.
"What was that all about? The sword dance and all -"
"I've been practicing that for years. I've never done it in public before."
"It was beautiful, really glorious; but can you actually fight with that thing, or just show off?"
Khalhudra's eyes darkened a bit at that. "I can kill if I must," he replied, fingering the hilt. "It wouldn't be the first time..." He trailed off, and the recruit shut his mouth.
"Sir, where are we going?" Khalhudra asked.
"To war," the military man replied, with a smug smile.
"I meant... never mind," muttered Khalhudra, realizing how rediculous it would be to criticize this man for being melodramatic after his little display back at the market. One thing he knew, other than swordplay, was that in times of war, the soldier can become a rich man very quickly. He absently stroked the money pouch and jogged after the recruiter.

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521 in General
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=]

Good job, and I wish you many more long happy years of spamming. Or... not spamming, but posting more than is considered healthy, anyway.

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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My Grandmother Talking, uhh... My Grandmother.

The Beatles definitely aren't my favorite band; the main reason I know any song is that my dad and sister listen to them. I don't know anything about Strawberry Fields Forever, except that it is or at least sounds like a Ben & Jerry's flavor.

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Your favourite "race" in General
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Um, I don't see what's so difficult about this; he is asking which is your favorite of those three races. Sure, he could have added more, but the fact is, he didn't. So pick your favorite or don't vote if you hate them all equally. Seriously, people.

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Y2K Compliant! in General
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Yeah, I've noticed several accounts with stuff like "Current post count + --- = My real post count" in the profile... is that all because of this bug?

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Misc in General
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Do we really need another Misc.? General seems to be doing well enough...

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graphics? in General
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Fine with me, I'm still not sure what it is IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards graphics_files/tongue.gif)

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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A Storm is Coming. YAY4LOTR

Eleanor Rigby is the best Beatles song I've ever heard. Also, Mr. Weed's strangeness should be punished by no more than a pat on the head.

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Entertainment from hell in General
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1. Frankenstein, just because it's so boring. OK, well really it's because that's the last book I read that I thought of as bad, and I know I've read much worse, but I just can't remember what they're called.

2. Umm... probably "Ignition", by R. Kelly or Nelly or someone. Again, just because it's the worst one I can think of at the moment; I'm sure I've heard much worse.

3. Umm... good question. I don't watch movies too much. Maybe... ahh, what's that movie, fantasy, with the little annoying midgets who find a baby and those red-eyed boars try to kill them... still, just because it's the first that comes to mind.

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If you could... in General
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Hmm... I don't think i'd accept the position, actually. But if it were a choice between that and anarchy, I suppose I'd take control. I'd have punishments and all, but nothing like that; they'd all be as painless as possible, and rare. Prisons would not be there to punish criminals, they would be there to make criminals productive members of society. Criminally insane people would be kept separate and, ideally, without any means of killing others.

Laws... laws... still too broad, really. I'd try to keep everything equal, in the equal sort of way, not the feminism sort of way. Capitalism, of course, and police to keep everything as stable as possible... I think I'd use my power more than the American government does, just because authoritarians generally get things done quicker... I'd try to keep out corruption, etc... yeah... still too broad...

Alec, you want to go directly from capitalism to communism, with no socialism in between?

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Flying around the universe, and hope to get back for tea in General
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Poor thing. It was doomed from the start. Also, Alec, those armadillos are awesome.

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