The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic

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Triad Mage
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Especially Santa Claus

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*slaps the dirty-speakin James*

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Babelicious
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I prefer mashed potatoes.
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Have any of you had whipped mashed potatoes? Yeah... My mother stuck potatoes in a quisinart, and hoped to get something which vaguely resembled food.

I ate it and enjoyed it thoroughly, but I was the one who filled it up, not the other way around. ^___^

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Law Bringer
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Whipped potatoes are okay, but I prefer mashed. What I really prefer is papaya.

—Alorael, who isn't into this melon thing. If he had to go with one it would have to be a honeydew. Further inquiries will be met with stony silence and glares.
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Bananas are a bit too small, usually... although the bigger ones are very nice... but I still prefer watermelons, partially because of the size. I must admit that I am quite new to the magose scene, and as yet I still prefer melonse, but that may change eventually.

I say we need some female opinions.

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Warrior
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After much research and years of careful study, the process of melon reproduction has been successfully mathematically modeled.

Now you will be able to once again sleep at night.

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Posts: 70 | Registered: Monday, September 1 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
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quote:Originally written by Sir David:
Bananas are a bit too small, usually... although the bigger ones are very nice... but I still prefer watermelons, partially because of the size. I must admit that I am quite new to the magose scene, and as yet I still prefer melonse, but that may change eventually.

I say we need some female opinions.
Either I didn't understand this at all or then Dave is some kind of an...umm..."person with strange and potentially scary sexual habits".

EDIT: And that last comment...

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 02:32: Message edited by: Ironweed ]
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This Side Towards Enemy
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The first guess, certainly. Possibly also the second. I've made a point of not finding out.

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La Canaliste
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There's little more scary than a twisted fundamentalist.

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Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00
This Side Towards Enemy
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Sure there is. A non-twisted fundamentalist, for starters.

Then again, that might just be me and my morbid fear of sincerity.

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Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
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Do not post melon pr0n on Spiderweb. This is your last warning unless you do it again.

—Alorael, who would like a quick show of hands for boings. Any boings out there?
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Agent
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Oh gosh, why do I have to look up every freakin word that I dont know about. An obsession maybe.

*Looks up the word boing*

Count me out of that one. *Makes sure his hand is tied down to the chair*

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Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
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Understandable =]

Ironweed and whoever else, I'm kidding. I'm assuming that everyone else in the melon sex topic is, too, but I suppose I could be wrong... at least Drakey should be kidding... anyway, I can honestly say that I have never had sex with a melon =] Or anything, for that matter...

Also, I'm not a fundie, but I guess it's useless to argue that point...

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Babelicious
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Boings? I have been arrested for fongbongery.
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Guardian
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What a shame that I only see Alorael's post now.

No boing at the moment.

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 21:22: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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Shaper
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I think at this point, David, that Saunders may be calling herself a twisted fundie. Though I could be very, very wrong.

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Shaper
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I think she does, or at least wants to. And Dave is pretty much a fundie.

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This Side Towards Enemy
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Nah. He's religious. There's a difference. So far as I know, Dave's not a creationist, which is pretty much a pre-requisite.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
I'll tell you my story, man
Though I wish I'd never been born
I'm loose at the seams,
I've broken my dreams
And my hand it shakes the pen
Come on, come on now baby,
Let the good times roll again
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
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Ahh, sort of half-and-half... I believe in a guided evolution type thing... but I can honestly say I've never stoned an adulterer or sacrificed a bull =] Or had sex with a melon, of course...

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Law Bringer
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Is half a fundie fun, or just die?

—Alorael, who supposes it depends on the fundie. Take note of the fact that melon sex could have a direct correlation with which half you end up with.
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La Canaliste
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quote:Originally written by Morgan:
Though I could be very, very wrong.And this could be true independent of any thoughts on twisted fundies, given that you originated the whole melon sex thing.

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Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00
This Side Towards Enemy
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As a connoiseur and (if the bruises left by my slightly more morally conservative friends are any guide) creator of wrong on an industrial scale, I'd say Morgan doesn't rate that high. He doesn't rate much more than one dead baby with no sexual innuendo joke a week (1dbns/w) on the wrong scale.

Alorael, half a fundie is like one of your jokes. Dire.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
I'll tell you my story, man
Though I wish I'd never been born
I'm loose at the seams,
I've broken my dreams
And my hand it shakes the pen
Come on, come on now baby,
Let the good times roll again
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
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I never thought I'de see the day...

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La Canaliste
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Would you care to expand that statement a little, Vaevictis, sweetie?

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