The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic
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Triad Mage
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 03:56
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Especially Santa Claus -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 05:09
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*slaps the dirty-speakin James* -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 08:23
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I prefer mashed potatoes. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 09:44
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Have any of you had whipped mashed potatoes? Yeah... My mother stuck potatoes in a quisinart, and hoped to get something which vaguely resembled food. I ate it and enjoyed it thoroughly, but I was the one who filled it up, not the other way around. ^___^ -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 17:10
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Whipped potatoes are okay, but I prefer mashed. What I really prefer is papaya. —Alorael, who isn't into this melon thing. If he had to go with one it would have to be a honeydew. Further inquiries will be met with stony silence and glares. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 17:25
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Bananas are a bit too small, usually... although the bigger ones are very nice... but I still prefer watermelons, partially because of the size. I must admit that I am quite new to the magose scene, and as yet I still prefer melonse, but that may change eventually. I say we need some female opinions. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 22:31
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After much research and years of careful study, the process of melon reproduction has been successfully mathematically modeled. Now you will be able to once again sleep at night. -------------------- This space intentionally left blank. Posts: 70 | Registered: Monday, September 1 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, December 8 2003 02:29
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quote:Originally written by Sir David: Bananas are a bit too small, usually... although the bigger ones are very nice... but I still prefer watermelons, partially because of the size. I must admit that I am quite new to the magose scene, and as yet I still prefer melonse, but that may change eventually. I say we need some female opinions.Either I didn't understand this at all or then Dave is some kind of an...umm..."person with strange and potentially scary sexual habits". EDIT: And that last comment... [ Monday, December 08, 2003 02:32: Message edited by: Ironweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Monday, December 8 2003 09:43
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The first guess, certainly. Possibly also the second. I've made a point of not finding out. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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written Monday, December 8 2003 10:26
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There's little more scary than a twisted fundamentalist. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Monday, December 8 2003 10:57
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Sure there is. A non-twisted fundamentalist, for starters. Then again, that might just be me and my morbid fear of sincerity. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, December 8 2003 14:13
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Do not post melon pr0n on Spiderweb. This is your last warning unless you do it again. —Alorael, who would like a quick show of hands for boings. Any boings out there? Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, December 8 2003 17:04
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Oh gosh, why do I have to look up every freakin word that I dont know about. An obsession maybe. *Looks up the word boing* Count me out of that one. *Makes sure his hand is tied down to the chair* -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Monday, December 8 2003 18:31
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Understandable =] Ironweed and whoever else, I'm kidding. I'm assuming that everyone else in the melon sex topic is, too, but I suppose I could be wrong... at least Drakey should be kidding... anyway, I can honestly say that I have never had sex with a melon =] Or anything, for that matter... Also, I'm not a fundie, but I guess it's useless to argue that point... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Monday, December 8 2003 20:12
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Boings? I have been arrested for fongbongery. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, December 8 2003 21:20
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What a shame that I only see Alorael's post now. No boing at the moment. [ Monday, December 08, 2003 21:22: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, December 8 2003 22:32
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I think at this point, David, that Saunders may be calling herself a twisted fundie. Though I could be very, very wrong. -------------------- KazeArctica: "Imagine...wangs everywhere...and tentacles. Nothing but wangs and tentacles! And no pants!" Posts: 2862 | Registered: Tuesday, October 2 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, December 8 2003 23:52
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I think she does, or at least wants to. And Dave is pretty much a fundie. -E- -------------------- Let them eat cake! Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially. Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 08:13
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Nah. He's religious. There's a difference. So far as I know, Dave's not a creationist, which is pretty much a pre-requisite. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 18:31
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Ahh, sort of half-and-half... I believe in a guided evolution type thing... but I can honestly say I've never stoned an adulterer or sacrificed a bull =] Or had sex with a melon, of course... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 18:40
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Is half a fundie fun, or just die? —Alorael, who supposes it depends on the fundie. Take note of the fact that melon sex could have a direct correlation with which half you end up with. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 00:36
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quote:Originally written by Morgan: Though I could be very, very wrong.And this could be true independent of any thoughts on twisted fundies, given that you originated the whole melon sex thing. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 10:24
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As a connoiseur and (if the bruises left by my slightly more morally conservative friends are any guide) creator of wrong on an industrial scale, I'd say Morgan doesn't rate that high. He doesn't rate much more than one dead baby with no sexual innuendo joke a week (1dbns/w) on the wrong scale. Alorael, half a fundie is like one of your jokes. Dire. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 10:48
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I never thought I'de see the day... -------------------- I'm back with less posting than ever. We Was Tim Alta vendetta D'alto silenzio e figlia. - Vittorio Alfieri, You purchase pain with all that joy can give, And die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope, Moral Essays (ep. II, l. 99) Posts: 226 | Registered: Saturday, December 8 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 12:45
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Would you care to expand that statement a little, Vaevictis, sweetie? -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |