The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:37
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I'm a female... but I have never understood this whole "melon sex" thing. I never read the original topic, as I wasn't aware of the forums back then. I would give my point of view... If I knew what's this all about! Anyway, I guess it's about having sex with melons... My quite dirty mind helped me figuring out how males can have sex with a melon... but I have no idea how females can have sex with one! OK, so, if this topic is not about having sex with fruits, then sorry for being so kinky... it'd be embarrassing... It's confusing anyway... -------------------- GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TOMATO! Posts: 367 | Registered: Sunday, December 23 2001 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:42
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On top, one imagines. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:57
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Where there's a will, there's a way. I would personally recommend those neat melon carving kits, but what do I know? —Alorael, who was under the impression that melon sex was some kind of deep metaphor for the human condition. Or something like that... Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 19:24
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quote:Originally written by --Troubled queen--: I would give my point of view... If I knew what's this all about! Anyway, I guess it's about having sex with melons... My quite dirty mind helped me figuring out how males can have sex with a melon... but I have no idea how females can have sex with one!I've heard you can get a toaster in there if you really try. A small melon shouldn't be too much of a problem. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 22:45
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However, the problem arises with altogether larger melons....  If you can fit *that* in there, then I'd be impressed. -------------------- KazeArctica: "Imagine...wangs everywhere...and tentacles. Nothing but wangs and tentacles! And no pants!" Posts: 2862 | Registered: Tuesday, October 2 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 22:49
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You learn things reading this topic. But I still hope it's locked/deleted. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 22:56
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Why, Weedy, are you feeling intimidated? -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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DELETED Member # 21
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 23:25
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quote:Originally written by --Troubled queen--: I never read the original topic, as I wasn't aware of the forums back then. It's confusing anyway... You are justified in being confused: there never was an original topic. It is all the product of the overheated imaginations of Morgan and James the mango fetishist. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 01:07
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Actually, I'm certain there was a melon sex topic on Misc (although only AFTER the melon-sex quote was well and truly ensigged). I don't think it lived very long, though. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 02:32
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Well, no. This is just so...what it is. To much of what it is, actually. And it's not even fun anymore! When I first began scribbling on these boards I thought the people here on SW were ordinary sane people, somewhat above average intelligens, quite witty and sexually...well, shall we say, very ordinary. Please don't shatter my last illusion. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 05:45: Message edited by: Ironweed ] Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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DELETED Member # 21
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 07:05
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*looks very shamefaced* *feels that her reappearance may have lowered thr tone and scared yet another person* *goes to find a consolatory cup of tea* -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 07:39
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Now, Ironweed, look what you've done. This is just a lighthearted, meaningless discussion, and it's fun in its own way. You've obviously never been on Desp., and I can see why. Don't malign people for not living up to archaic standards of provinciality. Sexuality is an integral part of life, and there is no crime in having a bit of fun talking about it. If you feel uncomfortable, avoid discussions such as these. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 10:24
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You really sound (Partly) like our teacher... -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 10:51
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He IS your teacher, MWAHAHA -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 10:59
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Oh! How cool! Hi Oddis! -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 11:05
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Weedy, you annoy me. Biblically. You too, STD. -------------------- KazeArctica: "Imagine...wangs everywhere...and tentacles. Nothing but wangs and tentacles! And no pants!" Posts: 2862 | Registered: Tuesday, October 2 2001 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 12:59
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What Stughalf means is that there are 8 years left until he's off the Sex Offenders list. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 15:28
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I dub thee, Ironweed, Mercenary the Second. -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 15:41
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I dub thee WRONG ***** Although, Ironweed, your illusions aren't going to last long, sorry to say =\ But hey, if you don't think this topic is nasty, there's gotta be something wrong with you... Also, Blurry, you could try smaller, undeveloped melons first, and work your way up... EDIT: Not Ruthie... [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 18:07: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 17:50
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Sex Offenders List, BtI? I think not. Ferret sex is a victimless crime. And even if it weren't, there is no possible way for the poor things to communicate the identity of the rapist to the authorities. EDIT: And David, I believe you're confusing Ruthie with Blurry. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 17:54: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |