The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic
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Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, December 5 2003 21:54
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Melon sex. Methods? Perspectives? Doubts? Discuss! -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, December 5 2003 21:59
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I'd contribute, but I'm sure the male voices on this issue have been heard time and time again, and we're sick and tired of all the arguments from various sides. What we need is a female perspective relating opinions and experiences on this controversial and hotly-debated topic. (I will be genuinely amazed if this topic survives for 24 hours.) -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Friday, December 5 2003 22:07
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 This melon has clearly outlived its usefulness.  This melon will also be in a similar state after I'm through with it. ^_^ -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 01:36
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*writes something down on todays' To Do-list* Expect a full report later! -------------------- Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 03:01
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We need Saunders' perspective. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 03:26
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I don't get it. At all. But perhaps some things are best left unknown. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 07:35
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Human-Fruit interaction instead of Fruit-Fruit interaction? Boo ;_; -------------------- Song of the Pack -- An Online Multiplayer Wolf RPG!~ Posts: 223 | Registered: Friday, October 26 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 07:53
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As Morgan knows only too well, melon sex topics are right out. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 07:55
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Mmh, melonse.. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 08:03
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Um...the point of this topic is what again...? -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 08:18
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Ancient, ancient history, and Morgan's sig in the dim and distant past. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:03
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We all know that James loves fruit! And stickybuns! -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:04
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James is nearly six now, and I am going to miss his party. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:12
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You'll be there in spirit, won't you? -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:15
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For the occasion, I will have an attack ferret with a little bow around its furry head, just for you, James! [ Saturday, December 06, 2003 13:16: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 14:17
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And we will all bring enough mangos(e) to satisfy even the most insatiable of toddlers. To the confused: Morgan wanted to post this topic a long time ago as an antidote to Drakey and the boing topic. Saunders said no, so he put it in his sig instead. And now it is all cleared up and boring again.  -E- -------------------- Let them eat cake! Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially. Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 16:18
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I think watermelonse are the best, personally; so nice and juicy... Or maybe canteloupese, since the texture and size are so nice... AHH WHAT AM I SAYING! This is another one of those things that I've heard everything about, everything but what it is. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 20:39
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I add you to my list of people who scare me! Hey, lookie here, you're number two! Mmmmm.... honeydew... cantalope... -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 20:54
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Mmmmm....Watermellon...*starts chocking* ... ... ... *cough* Make that a seedless watermellon for me... (although i really dont know how someone could choke on a seed; anyways...thats enough spamming for one day) -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 00:22
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During my scientific experiment I have come to a conclusion. Melons = GOOD Mangos = GOOD BANANAS = GOOD CHILIS = BAD -------------------- Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 01:47
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Boeing, you are truly a hero of modern science. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 03:14
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Everyone has to try a cherimoya. It's not a melon, but it's an exotic fruit that's incredibly good. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 03:37
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Did anyone else think some of Omlette's pictures seemed, um, disturbingly symbolic? Or do I just have a dirty mind? -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 03:39
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You have a dirty mind, and we didn't need the comment to evidence it. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, December 7 2003 03:47
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I find that seedless melons are the best for newcomers to the area - seeds can really detract from your enjoyment if you don't know what you're doing. To the experts amoung us, Honeydew melons work exceptionally well (for me, personally). There's really something to get your (proverbial) teeth into there.  -------------------- KazeArctica: "Imagine...wangs everywhere...and tentacles. Nothing but wangs and tentacles! And no pants!" Posts: 2862 | Registered: Tuesday, October 2 2001 07:00 |