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is english a first language?? in General
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My first language is English, and I spell correctly while awake. IMAGE(is english a first language_files/tongue.gif)
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What Kinds of Girls do you Like? in General
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Unknown - Yes, BtI was referring to you. At best, your posts are equal to the length of your annoyingly long signature.

BoThra - Blatant homophobia = the bad.
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boa graphics in Blades of Avernum
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quote:
Originally written by [E.E.P.:
Karzoth]
Not that this belongs here but... I think I speak for everyone when I say the story is a great one. First of all, anyone playing Spiderweb games is either A) looking for story or visuals or B) isn't a hardcore gamer.
SIRS I BELIEVE YOU ARE DRUNK
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BoE on Windows XP in Tech Support
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BoE works better for me on Windows XP than it ever did on any other operating system I've run it on.

(Of course, I haven't played it on a Mac. I suppose that it would be best on one, mostly because it was designed on one... :P )
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Old threads in General
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I've deleted, uh, one or two threads that were particularly unsavory. But that's it.
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Stupid Question-Does anyone like furries? in General
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Some people here do seem to like the furries, however...
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Developer's Update in Blades of Avernum
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The full version of the editor for BoE was always free, so it follows that the full version of the BoA editor will also be free.

The character editor and main game package are the only things "sold" with BoE.
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Honor and Decency. What are they? Race horses? in General
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This thread has sagged below the minimum safe elevation.
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Who cares anymore. Not me. in General
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Goodbye, MSW.

(The previous post here made no sense.)

[ Friday, February 20, 2004 11:11: Message edited by: Imban ]
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It's a small world! in General
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WHAT UP STREET THUGS!!!
THIS BE IMBAN IN THE HIZOUSE, AND ALL Y'ALL SUCKA MC'S GONNA PAY!
WORD
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Favorite Member in General
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Micah posted on Desp a few days ago, but hadn't been seen for quite a while before that and hasn't been seen since.
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What Kinds of Girls do you Like? in General
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quote:
Originally written by O_o:

Man, you guys are shallow *shakes head*
Even Khoth? IMAGE(What Kinds of Girls do you Like_files/tongue.gif)
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What do you do when you're bored? :3 in General
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When I'm bored, I usually am not doing anything, which is why I'm bored.
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hi in General
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Not too hard, you rarely post here. IMAGE(hi_files/tongue.gif)

tGM, change your darn signature already!
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4000 Members in General
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See, that's because the FF games typically cater to people who drool over Sephiroth.

Except for X-2, which caters to people who drool over Rikku.
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Stupid Question-Does anyone like furries? in General
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UA is AUH.
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MissingNo and M in General
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Can it really redeem yiffing by itself?
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Shattered Alliance RP in General
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IMAGE(Shattered Alliance RP (2)_files/beetle.jpg)

^ The only reasonable reply. ^
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The Imperial Turkish Division in General
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Hey, JF? Please realise that you need to get massively drunk to get in bed with yourself. >_<

Also, after your inadmirable performance on several other threads, several members of the moderation crew agree with me when I say that this is your final warning - continue posting pointless spam and/or vitriol and you will be banned. This is non-negotiable. Shape up or ship out.

[ Friday, February 06, 2004 11:45: Message edited by: Shuu Shirakawa ]
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Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! in General
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(Alec, um, being fairly insulting is bad. Johnnyfeds, being more than fairly insulting is against the Code of Conduct. If you would stop trying to get banned, more people would like you.)

Sosehr sein Ende mich bewegt,
Ich durft' es anders nicht vermelden. -
Er stirbt - denn tragisch angelegt
War der Charakter dieses Helden.

Gar manches ist vorherbestimmt;
Das Schicksal führt ihn in Bedrängnis;
Doch wie er sich dabei benimmt,
Ist seine Schuld und nicht Verhängnis.

Drum bleibt's dabei! - Denn die Moral
Ist hier kein leeres Wortgeklingel -
Und lebte er auch noch einmal,
Er bliebe doch der alte Schlingel!

Hier sieht man Fritz, den muntern Knaben,
Nebst Huckebein, dem jungen Raben.

Und dieser Fritz, wie alle Knaben,
Will einen Raben gerne haben.

Schon rutscht er auf dem Ast daher,
Der Vogel, der mißtraut ihm sehr.

Schlapp! macht der Fritz von seiner Kappe
Mit Listen eine Vogelklappe.

Beinahe hätt' er ihn! Doch ach!
Der Ast zerbricht mit einem Krach.

In schwarzen Beeren sitzt der Fritze,
Der schwarze Vogel in der Mütze.

Der Knabe Fritz ist schwarz betupft;
Der Rabe ist in Angst und hupft.

Der schwarze Vogel ist gefangen,
Er bleibt im Unterfutter hangen.

"Jetzt hab' ich dich, Hans Huckebein!
Wie wird sich Tante Lotte freu'n!"

Die Tante kommt aus ihrer Tür;
"Ei!" - spricht sie - "Welch ein gutes Tier!"

Kaum ist das Wort dem Mund entflohn,
Schnapp! hat er ihren Finger schon.

"Ach!" - ruft sie - "Er ist doch nicht gut!
Weil er mir was zuleide tut!"

Hier lauert in des Topfes Höhle
Hans Huckebein, die schwarze Seele.

Den Knochen, den er Spitz gestohlen,
Will dieser sich jetzt wieder holen.

Sie ziehn mit Knurren und Gekrächz,
Der eine links, der andre rechts.

Schon denkt der Spitz, daß er gewinnt,
Da zwickt der Rabe ihn von hint.

O weh! Er springt auf Spitzens Nacken,
Um ihm die Haare auszuzwacken.

Der Spitz, der ärgert sich bereits
Und rupft den Raben seinerseits.

Derweil springt mit dem Schinkenbein
Der Kater in den Topf hinein.

Da sitzen sie und schau'n und schau'n. -
Dem Kater ist nicht sehr zu trau'n.

Der Kater hackt den Spitz, der schreit,
Der Rabe ist voll Freudigkeit.

Schnell faßt er, weil der Topf nicht ganz,
Mit schlauer List den Katerschwanz.

Es rollt der Topf. Es krümmt voll Quale
Des Katers Schweif sich zur Spirale.

Und Spitz und Kater fliehn im Lauf. -
Der größte Lump bleibt obenauf!! -

Nichts Schönres gab's für Tante Lotte
Als Schwarze-Heidelbeer-Kompotte.

Doch Huckebein verschleudert nur
Die schöne Gabe der Natur.

Die Tante naht voll Zorn und Schrecken;
Hans Huckebein verläßt das Becken.

Und schnell betritt er, angstbeflügelt,
Die Wäsche, welche frisch gebügelt.

O weh! Er kommt ins Tellerbord;
Die Teller rollen rasselnd fort.

Auch fällt der Korb, worin die Eier -
Ojemine! - und sind so teuer!

Patsch! fällt der Krug. Das gute Bier
Ergießt sich in die Stiefel hier.

Und auf der Tante linken Fuß
Stürzt sich des Eimers Wasserguß.

Sie hält die Gabel in der Hand,
Und auch der Fritz kommt angerannt.

Perdums! Da liegen sie. - Dem Fritze
Dringt durch das Ohr die Gabelspitze.

Dies wird des Raben Ende sein -
So denkt man wohl - doch leider nein!

Denn - schnupp! - der Tante Nase faßt er;
Und nochmals triumphiert das Laster!

Jetzt aber naht sich das Malheur,
Denn dies Getränke ist Likör.

Es duftet süß. - Hans Huckebein
Taucht seinen Schnabel froh hinein.

Und läßt mit stillvergnügtem Sinnen
Den ersten Schluck hinunterrinnen.

Nicht übel! - Und er taucht schon wieder
Den Schnabel in die Tiefe nieder.

Er hebt das Glas und schlürft den Rest,
Weil er nicht gern was übrigläßt.

Ei, ei! Ihm wird so wunderlich,
So leicht und doch absunderlich!

Er krächzt mit freudigem Getön
Und muß auf einem Beine stehn.

Der Vogel, welcher sonsten fleugt,
Wird hier zu einem Tier, was kreucht.

Und Übermut kommt zum Beschluß,
Der alles ruinieren muß.

Er zerrt voll roher Lust und Tücke
Der Tante künstliches Gestricke.

Der Tisch ist glatt - der Böse taumelt -
Das Ende naht - sieh da! Er baumelt!

"Die Bosheit war sein Hauptpläsier,
Drum" - spricht die Tante - "hängt er hier!"

IMAGE(Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day! (5)_files/hans47.gif)

[ Thursday, February 05, 2004 18:06: Message edited by: Shuu Shirakawa ]
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Stupid Question-Does anyone like furries? in General
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Elaborate, knave. Posting senseless posts is frowned on in these parts.
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Discounts in General
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E-mail him.

And as sad as I am to admit it, tGM, Johnnyfeds is right in this instance. Change your signature to something that isn't against the Code of Conduct, will ya?
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Presidential Candidates...? in General
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Kucinich 100%
Kerry 100%
Sharpton 97%
Dean 93%
Clark 88%
Edwards 88%
Lieberman 80%
Bush 13%
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Mac Gamers in General
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Logalot - Macs do have Warcraft III... :P
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Mac Gamers in General
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Another crucial thing it lacks is, well, the working. I'm trying to download it to my hard drive and view it there now. I'll respond once I've seen it.

EDIT : RC - it's a QuickTime movie. QuickTime is for PCs too.

EDIT 2 : It's stupid beyond belief, and 9 megabytes at that. If you don't have broadband, don't waste your time. If you do... well, don't waste your time anyway.

[ Sunday, February 01, 2004 13:37: Message edited by: Shuu Shirakawa ]
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