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Avernum 1: The Hardest Part *spoilers* in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
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Profile Homepage #5
After going through the entire game hoarding and selling every item the party came across, resisting the lure of the treasures in the Imperial Spire was the worst. I'm serious, actually. The first time I tried it, my party was swamped by the contant flow of reinforcements. The second time, I just made a beeline to Hawthorne, weeping all the way.

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End the wicked and unjust persecution of the Chuch of the Divine Lucre!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #145
By Ephesos:
quote:
Rushing is relative... three weeks, however, was just insane. Three weeks from basically nothing to everything. So if you've already got a fair amount done, the deadline is completeld doable.
quote:
Of course, second year workload might have something to do with it too.
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'Nuff said.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Abominable Halloween PhotoThread in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #3
SEE! The Lord of Undeath!

SEE! The horde of the Living Dead he employs in his quest for domination!

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

EDIT: SEE! The Horrible Typo!

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[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 12:18: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Notice: ermarian.net down for maintainance NOW in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #51
quote:
The Silent Assassin has gone and painted his nails purple as a statement of fashion.
It makes very little sense to me... the nail gun shoots them in so deep that it's hard to tell what color they are.
I'm sorry, but it needs to be said.

GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #140
By Salmon:
quote:
What interests me is that everyone is so careful to only release good scenarios. BoE has quite a few pieces of crap, and the author not only learned from the mechanical aspect of the process, but by the critical reviews of the the work.

So, by all means work on those scenarios, and finish them. Once released, they can only make you a better designer. Or kill you. Either's possible.
I'm not too sure. I'm not going to beat myself up if I release a scenario that everyone hates; it'll be a learning experience, as you said. However, I can look at my scenario and see a lot that is wrong with it now. I'm not a perfectionist, and the scenario is puny anyways (one outdoor and four towns), but I'm not going to release something I know I'll regret (I'd rather release something I think I'll regret). If I wanted to, I could put several hours into my scenario straight, and then send out the beta. But after hearing Ephesos say that DoK could have been better if he didn't rush it, I'm not going to attempt to make the deadline.

Of course, second year workload might have something to do with it too.

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
I will be selective in the hiring of assassins. Anyone who attempt to strike down the hero the first instant his back is turned will not even be considered for the job.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Wealth. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #74
... E.T., you're a lifesaver.

For the past month, I've been playing around with the villain in my BoA scenario. I've never been completely satisfied with him, and it hasn't been easy for him either (I'm sure species changes are tough to recover from). Until now, I hadn't completely settled on a rationality for him. Now, I have one.

I never went to a public high school, but I think that those who have get to thank John Dewey's misconstrued ideas for the calibre of education they received.

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Too Nietzsche; Didn't Read
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #196
Double post. Youpi!

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Death by UBB.

[ Monday, October 30, 2006 08:48: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #195
Dintiradan.
dine-TIER-ah-DAN.
D-I-N-T-I-R-A-D-A-N.
Last warning.

By Dik:
quote:
Hypothetically speaking, what is the punishment for calling you Din-Din?

Dikiyoba suspects it won't matter much. After Dintiradan's failure in the two previous Episodes and in what is most likely to happen in Episode 3, Dikiyoba's fate is probably already death by a thousand paper cuts.
Not death by a thousand paper cuts. Torture by a thousand paper cuts. You'll die when I drown you in a vat of lemon juice.
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The seven of them descended into the Tech Support Forum. One half of the forum was a garage, where tools and mechanical parts were stored. There were living tools, non-living tools, shovels, picks, locks, lockpicks, springs, wires, spare copies of every game (except Homeland), screws, screwdrivers, spellcheckers, spare ammunition for Alorael's sniper rifle, nuts, bolts, threadlocker, hammers, nails, a helium tank, gears, wheels, sellable trowels, unsellable trowels, and many other things too numerous to mention.
You forgot automatic circumcisors.

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
I will not pick up a glowing ancient artifact and shout "It's power is now mine!!!" Instead I will grab some tongs, transfer it to a hazardous materials container, and transport it back to my lab for study.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #83
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Seriously. After a homework-filled weekend, I return to this thread, scroll through two pages that I missed, and discover that I didn't miss anything at all. Saying something is not equivilent to having something to say.

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
If I'm wearing the key to the hero's shackles around my neck and his former girlfriend now volunteers to become my mistress and we are all alone in my bedchamber on my bed and she offers me a goblet of wine, I will politely decline the offer.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #131
The narrator? I don't remember meeting the narrator in the beta...

By Smoo:
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I have actually considered making a demon scenario that would concentrate on why the demons are "evil." I'll probably never make it though since it would just turn out to be another monster plague scenario. And I'm up to here with (my) monster plague scenarios.
Speak of the... demon. This sounds like the puny scenario that I'm constantly revising and will never be released. Just be glad I didn't release what I had half a year ago...

(Shudder.)

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
If my Legions of Terror are defeated in a battle, I will quietly withdraw and regroup instead of launching a haphazard mission to assassinate the hero.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Have you ever finish Avernum?s games in the hardest difficult? in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #11
If you're the type of person to do every side-quest in the game, you need to play Torment to keep the later parts of the games interesting. The only trade-off is that you need to adjust your strategies at low levels.

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
If I ever MUST put a digital timer on my doomsday device, I will buy one free from quantum mechanical anomalies. So many brands on the market keep perfectly good time while you're looking at them, but whenever you turn away for a couple minutes then turn back, you find that the countdown has progressed by only a few seconds.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #174
Your death will be slightly more painless if you call me Dinti, so sure. Of course, if you want to have the luxury of a sedative when I take over the board and kill everyone, I suggest you call me 'Supreme Omnipotent Master Whose Superior Intellect And Blindingly Good Looks Inspire Awe In All Those Around'. All capitalized, of course.

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SPIM, SPIM, SPIM.

I don't like SPIM!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #172
Hmmm... the first thing I thought was this:
quote:
Ephesos hadn't moved. He stood almost knee-deep in the snow with his eyes closed and snow beginning to pile up on his shoulders and head. He sensed something unusual. It was very faint, but it was there. Now, if he could only figure out what it was.

Suddenly, the full force of the spam's Taint rushed into Ephesos' mind. In desperation, he clutched his copy of Embers of Rebellion. Slowly, the Taint receeded away from his mind.
I probably should start pounding my head against a wall until I come up with an idea for MoS. I can't think of anything, but no one else is doing anything.

By Nioca:
quote:
Don't forget, I'm a novice priest!
...
Of course, since I'm a novice, I may not be capable of casting any spells that would be useful to defend myself.
Goblins, anyone? And Nioca? One more misspelling and it's Teh Deth Ray for you.

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No DikiStats this post, unfortunately. Probably because I've been coding in C all day, will begin coding in MIPS once I'm off the 'Net, and the prospect of coding anything unnecessary today is quite unappealing.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Canadian Citizenship Test. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #9
As stated on the other thread, 97/100.

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The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear,
Australia is the kangaroo, 'cause they're kind of weird down there.
Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall,
But Canada is the greatest of them all.

We are the beaver, we're furry and we're free.
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got two big front teeth.
Yeah, we are the beaver, we can chew right through small trees.
We are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
we are the beaver.

You might think a rodent is a pretty lame choice
For a national animal, but don't you listen to that voice.
No, cause all them birds and predators, just take from the land
But the beaver, always gives a dam.

We are the beaver, we got cute little webbed feet.
Yeah, we are the beaver, it's bark we like to eat.
Yeah, we are the beaver, a nickel we complete.
Yeah, we are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
we are the beaver.

The eagle flies the sky above and swoops down on its prey.
The big bear will maul anyone who dares gets in its way.
The tiger is the greatest of the hunters today.
But the beaver it can build dams.
Yeah,
The beaver it can build dams,
dams,
DAMS!

We are the beaver, we slap our tails when danger's nearby.
We are the beaver, we got waterproof hides.
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got big bums and beady eyes.
We are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
we are the beaver.

We are the beaver, our name is often used as a double entedre.
We are the beaver, 'cause in Canada, both French and English belong.
Yeah, we are the beaver, and the subject of this song is:
We are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
we are the beaver.

I can't hear you!

We are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
we are the beaver.

Are you getting the point?

We are the beaver,
we are the beaver,
We are the beaver!

- We Are The Beaver (The Arrogant Worms)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Uncle Sam Wants You? in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #13
Ten points representing the provinces, the top point representing the territories.

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It's not that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.
- Proud to be Canadian (The Arrogant Worms)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Uncle Sam Wants You? in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #6
... No.

You mean to say that one of the ways you screen immigrants in the States is by asking them who said a famous line? Or asking them how many stripes are on your flag?

Quick, how many points on the Maple Leaf? Why?

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Take a real test.

It seems to be a B.C. test, though; only got 97/100.

[ Thursday, October 26, 2006 14:58: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #11
I have no idea. You try finding pictures for post counts not divisible by ten!

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
If a malignant being demands a sacrificial victim have a particular quality, I will check to make sure said victim has this quality immediately before the sacrifice and not rely on earlier results. (Especially if the quality is virginity and the victim is the hero's girlfriend.)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The FRAPGVRUKCP: now with twice the posting action! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #43
How long until 1234321?

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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
I will not wear long, heavy cloaks. While they certainly make a bold fashion statement, they have an annoying tendency to get caught in doors or tripped over during an escape.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #9
Hey, I beat Tyran to it.

To Spam!

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #9
Salmon
Predicts
Aran's
Monthly Stats

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If you want to program in C, program in C. It's a nice language. I use it occasionally...
- Larry Wall
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Spiderweb Art Movement. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #64
I say reword the 'fond farewell' line. It may not be intentionally Bilbo-ish, but it comes across as if it was. Otherwise, very good.

And make it Mr. Grey. Please?

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Piet van Oostrum: I find this a nice feature but it is not according to the documentation. Or is it a BUG?
Larry Wall: Let's call it an accidental feature.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Another one in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #5
Actually, Chevyn got eaten by his pet lizard. Apparently, the pink ribbon was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.
- Larry Wall
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Harmonious Dischord in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #25
By Nioca:
quote:
The SubTerra soundtrack.

Or, more accurately, opening SubTerra, selecting a quiet level, and just sitting there listening to the music.
You can download the music from SubTerra somewhere. I don't remember the exact site, but take a look at the credits, copy down the composers you're interested in, and google them. You can get most of them, if not all, that way.

EDIT: True to form, I start the second page while replying to a post on the first page. Quote for context.

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Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.
- Larry Wall

[ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 11:13: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The FRAPGVRUKCP: now with twice the posting action! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #26
That's some amazing pipe cleaner art.

Here's to Spam, and Dikiyoba making over three times as many posts as I have in nearly the same span of time!

EDIT: Ah, yes, vigourous stuffing. How could I forget vigourous stuffing?

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[ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 07:12: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #100
Now I'm curious.

EDIT: Of course, this post just had to be on a new page. Quotes for context.

By Imban:
quote:
I voted for Kharprev because I liked (making fun of) his old name.
By Ephesos:
quote:
Eventually, people will forget that. I'm sure of it.

(flees)
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IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD:
I will not send out batalions composed wholly of robots or skeletons against heroes who have qualms about killing living beings.

[ Tuesday, October 24, 2006 11:16: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
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