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The Monster from Meech Lake RETURNS! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #3
Gah. Seems that I jumped the gun. Apparently, the Bloc will be voting for the motion, despite early remarks from some members.

So it's settled, then? Not a chance. No way these worms are going back into the can. It's like clockwork: the minute giving greater independence to Quebec is brought up, another group ensures that it is heard. Three guesses who. White feather, anyone?

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Here's hoping Calgary becomes a city-state.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Scenarios in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #17
Nioca, I'm sure it was an accidental double-post. Though the three minute time delay is weird...

I'm probably return to my scenario after December 6. You know, the time I have off when I'm supposed to be studying for exams...

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I/O Silver, awayyy!!!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Monster from Meech Lake RETURNS! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #0
By Frozen Feet:
quote:
I don't think spamfests have any real effect to this forum's health. It just makes us seem stupid. What we really need is a deep conversation about religion, science and politics. Then we'd see how stupid we really are.
Alright, let's talk politics. This made me nearly fall off my chair yesterday at breakfast. One of the downsides of Crunch Time: you stop staying abreast of politics until you pick up a paper to find that half of it is dedicated to a story that you didn't see coming.

By Harper:
quote:
Mr. Speaker, tomorrow the Bloc Quebecois will present the House with an unusual request that we here at the federal Parliament define the Quebecois nation.

As a consequence, with the support of the government and with the support of our party, I will be putting on the Notice Paper later today the following motion. …

That this House recognize that the Quebecois form a nation within a united Canada. …

Once again, the leader of the Bloc and his separatist friends are not concerned with defining who Quebecers are but rather what they want them to become, a separate country.

The separatists do not need the Parliament of Canada to define what is meant by the sociological termination. My preference has been well known. I believe that this is not the job of the federal Parliament. It is the job of the legislature of Quebec, but the Bloc Quebecois has asked us to define this and perhaps that is a good thing, because it reminds us that all Canadians have a say in the future of this country.

Having been asked by the Bloc to define the Quebecois, we must take a position. Our position is clear. Do the Quebecois form a nation within Canada? The answer is yes. Do the Quebecois form an independent nation? The answer is no, and the answer will always be no, because Quebecers of all political persuasions, from Cartier and Laurier to Mulroney and Trudeau, have led this country, and millions like them of all political persuasions have helped to build it.

With their English- and French-speaking fellow citizens, and people drawn from all nationalities of this earth, they have been part of making this country what it is, the greatest country in the world.

To millions more who live in a dangerous and dividing world, this country is a shining example of the harmony and unity to which all peoples are capable and to which all humanity should aspire.

I say to my federalist colleagues and I also say to the separatist side that we here will do what we must, what our forefathers have always done to preserve this country, Canada, strong, united, independent and free.
So, what say you? What should Quebec be? A 'Distinct Society'? A 'Nation' inside Canada? A 'Nation' outside Canada? Or - dare I say - a 'Province'? (Those poor unfortunate souls out there who don't follow Canadian politics can answer on the principle of whether or not an ethnic group has the right to create an independent nation.)

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(Hey, if Salmon can do it, so can I.)

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Happy Thanksgiving Day in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #27
Ham > Chicken > Turkey. It's not that I don't like turkey; it's just that I get ham so little that it's a delicacy, and I have a thing for heavily seasoned chicken roasts.

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Progression of an Undergraduate:

1st Year: Crap! I got a 79% on my midterm! I suck!
2nd Year: Well, I'm above the class average, so I'm doing okay.
3rd Year: I'm not failing. That's nice.
4th Year: D is for Degree, and that's good enough for me!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Performance Evaluation in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #2
SPAM doesn't kill you. It also has no nutritional value.

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #627
By -X-:
quote:
By Diki:
quote:
It won't happen.
Yes! Finally, Dikiyoba said it in plain enough words to salt the tiny seedling of hope in -X-'s soul!

This thread now has nothing to offer -X-. He deserts it.
...

Actually, this is the first time Diki has stated that -X- will not be in the script. Before, Diki just compared the odds of -X- being included to other incredibly unlikely occurances, gave facepalms, and quoted Arghhhhhhhhh.

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If by "lose the ogre" you mean "attracted two of his friends," then yes.
- Roy (OotS #5)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Happy Thanksgiving Day in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #2
:confused: ... oh, right.

It'd be funny if we had Thanksgiving in late November up here. Right now, there's half a metre of snow outside.

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Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the Stupid Ogre!
- Elan (OotS #4)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Hi again. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #22
By Nioca:
quote:
Oops. Sorry.
You had better be. Let the self-flagellation commence!

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Help! I'm trapped in the kernel and I can't get out!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Hi again. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #19
Nioca, you're thinking of another member. The PDN changed often, but it usually had TOENAIL in it.

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while (still_in_the_dark) {
read the book
show up in the lab and ask
consult the internet
}
- Prof
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Best HLPM in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #16
By Kel:
quote:
Besides, if you really want to describe the characteristics of an item and then get that item, use the scenario editor. It's really easy to create a simple item, plop it in a basic scenario (nothing more than Warrior's Grove), and then pick it up.
Note you could say the same thing about the HLPM itself. It's really not that hard to alter your stats with the Character Editor, and you can always make a simple scenario to increase your levels. :P

If you have the time and are able to stumble across an intuitive way of creating items, I say do it.

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The minute you look at a screen, you become an idiot. Code accordingly.
- Prof
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Losing Your Sanity... in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #6
School was giving me excess sanity. I had to deposit it somewhere. Also, back in January I was optimistic about releasing a scenario. Now, I'm planning to release it a week after Drakey finishes RiB.

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Don't you ever get bored of waving that sword around? I know I would.
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
I want my free time back! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #2
For some reason, anniversary post seem much more tasteful than postcount posts.

Happy first year anniversary, Tyran.

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
W.T.N.T.B.D. in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #3
I once told myself that I wouldn't touch A4 until I finished a BoA scenario. Just like late last week, I told myself that I wouldn't go on the boards until I finished the current batch of homework.

I'm so weak.

Catch you later, Magma.

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Hey. Want to have a staring contest?
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Haakaa p??lle! in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #35
I don't know whether it's a good idea to start making inside jokes about Ed. It gives him publicity that he doesn't deserve.

Nioca, were you lurking before you joined this September. I just find that you making inside jokes about Ed or TM would be similar to me making inside jokes about, say, Djur and Scorp.

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For three thousand years, the elves were unable to access their artefact in the storeroom warded against teleportation. See, this is why adventurers are needed to think up such absurd strategies such as teleporting to the room beside the warded room.
- Recent gaming session
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Musical themes and inspiration... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #4
LoD is Trenches, followed by Run For Your Life, followed by Face To The Enemy (Frank Klepacki, see the original Red Alert soundtrack).

Maybe I should design something that goes well with Hell March...

EDIT: Spellng.

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Gah! I've got kernel code pouring from every orifice! Help!

[ Monday, November 20, 2006 15:26: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Cheat's List in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #7
Think that's bad? You should hear some of the things the Xian Skull begins to say late in the game. You have to be well past the date that the ToM gets attacked, though.

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How about instead of adventuring, you find me a nice lady skull?
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Cheat's List in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #4
Yeah, that joke kinda blew up. You can't bribe the guards to enter the Blackcrag courtyard.

What you have to do is tickle them. Under their chins. With the Xian feather.

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Wait! I think I just failed a Listen check!
- Belkar (OotS #3)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Item storage in Avernum 4
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #23
By Nija:
quote:
I offer a thought.

Einstein would turn in his grave, not only does god play dice, the dice are loaded.

(A Chinese scientist, quotation on the quantum theory)
Bah. University FTW!

As for multiple Demonslayers, I seem to recall hearing about a bug that lets you duplicate items. Something like picking up an item, saving, reloading, then dropping it.

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I think I just failed a Spot check.
- Belkar (OotS #3)
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
my stats and greetings in Avernum 4
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #33
EDIT: Gah. Once again, I post thinking that the topic hasn't grown past one page.

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You know what the best thing about being a skull is? I don't either.
- The Xian Skull

[ Friday, November 17, 2006 08:27: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #141
By Riibu:
quote:
Another point: the attitude towards spam this past month has been lax. It's been a source of joke, even. "To spam!" Now, community-wise, it's perfectly acceptable to joke about it since everyone else is doing it. This is conforming. If one were to joke about spam in a negative way instead, the community will turn against you for not conforming. (count so far: 3, possibly more)
Enter Dintiradan, stage left.

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The Ballad of Jed Spampett
by Kevin Rollins

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor white trash, kinda crazy in the head
Then one day as he was shootin, at some food
Up from the ground came those cans of blue

Spam that is
Pink and sweet
Mystery Meat

Well the next thing you know, he could feed the whole clan
When out of the woods popped a Hormel man
He said Spamabama is the place you oughta' be
So they loaded up the truck but only got to Antrey

Hill folks that is
Make you squeal!!!
Bubba ville!!!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his clan
And they would like to thank you folks for chockin'down that Spam
Your all invited back 'ere morn to this localaty
To take a shot and see if ya got a case of dispepsy

Gas pain that is!!!
Indegestion
Moan and groan
Get the Rolaids!! Ya hear?!
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Genetic Templating in Averum? in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #84
Well, if Dikiyoba converts to Banjoism, it becomes likely that many followers of the Cult of Dikiyoba will follow. And pluralism is fine; how else could Banjulhu have come to be?

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Convert to Banjoism: we have espresto.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #527
Out of curiosity, is anyone here colour-blind?

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You should buy some nice skull wax. I'm starting to look dull.
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Stats inside (with History special!) in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #1
Wow. 132 posts this month. That's the second highest posts per month I have ever amassed. I'd like to apologize to the boards. I'm sorry for spamming so much.

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Bwahahahahaha!!!

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Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me

with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
going behind blackcrag in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #17
Spoilsport. Oh well, I'll just go back to my Xian Skull quotes.

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Do you think my teeth need brushing?
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Avernum Skill Pictures in General
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #5
By Aran:
quote:
I take it then that you read Girl Genius?
NOOO!!! A link to a webcomic! I read too many of them already! Hide it, quick, before I...

Too late.

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Check out my teeth! They're shiny!
- The Xian Skull
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00

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