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Reeeeealy long story. in General
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Either send it to me through PM or email it to me. My email should be in my profile.

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Age in General
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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Great. I was about to get this ship clean helped by some magic, when the navigation is taken over by some stupid kid PLUS a horde of hungry bears is taking over the ship.

She was about to continue that train of thought when she heard the voice of her creator.

(You are becoming one hell of a crabby cow ain't you?)
Why do you care? And when did you start using words like ain't?
(I trying a new look and to answer your first question, I find it rather...distressing not to mention odd.You have become quite mean)
"Oh shut up, you know didn't have to use me for this trip," Milla said this out loud. When everyone turned and looked at her she shrugged "Sorry I was thinking out loud."

(I despair to the fact that creations no longer give respect for their creators) the presence spoke with an melodramatic air and moved away.

Milla muttered several curses under her breath. She then looked at the wall and noticed a sign that said "Weapons for use on hungry bears"

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I need the strength of numbers, please help. in General
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Australia, BOE ordered by credit card no problems.

However,
A couple of months ago I sent an email to Spiderweb asking if they accepted western union money orders and they replied with no. Has anyone else had problems using western union.

[ Friday, April 23, 2004 19:48: Message edited by: Milla ]

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You dont have to read this Because It's just me being an Idiot in Blades of Avernum
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I'm Novacastrian myself. Anyway on the original topic.

If you really want to buy the game, obtain the money in whatever way you can and go and get a money order from Australia Post or a bank, which ever way is easier.
If someone you know is willing to let you borrow their credit card, get them to buy it for you.
What I've done is put a hold on my birthday present in wait for BOA for windows. I was originally going to pay by money order. But since I found out that my mum has had a mastercard since December which proves that I should pay more attention.

It's amazing how the topic discussed has changed so many times since the start;
Lemmy first ask what else he could do with his unregistered BOA copy.Then everyone posted about how lemmy could register the game or how they did it.Next there was a brief defending of Jeff Vogel and an explanation why Majordomo doesn't like tentacles in his anime...This was followed by posts about spelling and Australian slangOne final thing,
Are TM and the misspelled Lord Voldemort the one and the same?

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Byeeeeee in General
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Since everyone else has said everything that needs to be said...goodbye

And happy birthday if you haven't already had your birthday this year or for next year if you already have celebrated this year. IMAGE(smile000.gif)

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Milla paused in her toliet papering as Alex was knocked to the floor. Seeing the look of horror that crossed his face she looked where the mage was looking and screamed

"What the hell is that!!?"

OOC: I just have one question where are we in Jonnie's body now?

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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With rolls and rolls of toliet paper surrounding her Milla knelt on the ground trying to stop from screaming.

She had just finished cleaning the bathroom when suddenly the ship shook, causing various body care goo to fall off the shelves and splat on the ground with a gooey sort of sound.

This didn't do much for her temper.

Milla took several deep breathes and attempt to assess the stituation calmly.

If the bathroom was like this obviously the rest of the ship wouldn't be much better.As janitor it was her responsibility to clean the ship.This would take a very long time.She couldn't start cleaning while she was in this state-which was bordering psycopathic rage.Perhaps she could strike a deal with Alex. If he used cleaning spells on the ship she would test his experiment foods.However in the meantime...The janitor looked at the mounds of toliet paper with the kind of smile that if seen would cause the viewer to try to leave the vicinity as quickly and politely as possible.
Gathering up the toliet rolls after quickly straightening up the bathroom, the nephil decided to do a little toliet-papering. The basic take out your frustrations on someone else ploy.

Milla stalked the corridors when she came across a man who seemed to have just arrived. He looking through the pod room door and had not noticed the P.O'ed janitor creep up behind him.

With a shout Milla struck, toilet paper flying.

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: Sorry I haven't posted for awhile, been on holiday.

I haven't actually done any janitoring during this tip Milla thought. She decided to start by scrubbing the tiles in the bathroom.

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Milla jogged after Alex, her wheely bucket trailing after her. She soon came across a crowd watching the cleaning display.

Wow Milla thought Those kind of spells would be useful. She walked up to Alex and began tugging on his sleeve. "Hey smoothie man, where are those cookies?"

The mage stopped casting cleaning spells, with an audible groan from the onlookers and turned to Milla "Cookies? ah...them If you would follow me to the kitchen, I really need test results-I mean feedback on my lovely creations."

Milla frowned (but this couldn't be seen) at the mention of test results and opened her mouth to reply. Just then the speakers crackled to life and Zik to everyone on no uncertain terms to return to their seats.

With an apologetic nod the Janitor bounded away to the main room. (I don't know what it's called)

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BoA Update 4-5-04 in Blades of Avernum Editor
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I'm wondering...after reading through the doc. I see that we can check for nephil/slith party members. But will it be possible to check for humans?

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BoA Update 4-5-04 in Blades of Avernum
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I'm wondering...after reading through the doc. I see that we can check for nephil/slith party members. But will it be possible to check for humans?

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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After reality had re-asserted itself, making sure that the pod incident never happened. (She still has mask on)

Milla found herself walking down the corridor. Now and again she would come across a window and she would stare at the fasinating sculptures of bodily fluids.

As she turned the corner she came across an interesting scene. A group of green haired people were surrounding a man who appeared to be holding several milkshake glasses. The green haired group were swaying to unheard music while chanting a repedative verse which sounded like "Slibain! Sliibain SLLLIAnN!!"

The guy with the milkshakes looked either confused or scared, she couldn't tell.

"Excuse me?" she shouted. The shout was somewhat muffled by the mask and no one paid attention. Milla hissed and took a deep breath...

"OOIII!!!"

The group turned around and observed what looked like to most of them a alien wielding a vaguely sinister object.

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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"And the Kitty presses the red button," Milla muttered as she peformed the action. She had spent a few amazingly long minutes trying to find some who could take of her gasmask, having to resort to threats involving a mop after going through muffled requests to sign language.

It was amazing how quickly people responded to threats.

Her musings were cut short as she was thrown back in her seat. Unluckily the pods had no windows so Milla had no idea what was happening and was flying blind.

This does no one's nerves any good.

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Milla's eyes watered as the pungent smell assaulted her delicate nose (with a rake no less. Coughing and wheezing she groped through her janitor kit looking for anything that could help her. Her fingers closed around the strap of a gas mask. She quickly strapped it over her face- this was effective until she moved causing the gasmask to hang around her neck, it was too
big.

Cursing everthing in existance; especially the person that had created the janitor equipment, she adjusted the straps, this made the mask stay on her face-but she would now need someone else to take the mask off.

Milla hoped someone would get rid of the smell before she got hungry.

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Peeking through one of the windows, Milla checks to see if the man with the axe is still there. He appeared to have left but she wasn't going to take any chances.

The almighty power of narrative had forced her on the ship and she had enough experience to know to go along with the flow.

In other words, she needed to choose a job.

Milla sat in spin-around chair and stared into space, thinking. Her eyes kept wandering to the mop and pail innocently sitting in the corner.

The nephil scowled and spoke apparently to herself "I wont do it; unless I get a very uber laptop and a nice room with it,"

The next time she looked at the cleaning equipment there was also a very uber laptop and some keys.

With a sigh Milla picked up the mop and etc. And that's how the MicroSpider got it's janitor.

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Favourite Smells in General
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Recently mowned grass, you have to love the smell of petrol mixed grass, strangely mesmerizing.
Jasmine flowers and coffee is good too.

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Ordering chrisis and paranoid parents in General
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ABout Online forms

This good if you have any of the credit cards spiderweb accepts. If not, the money order is your best bet. I got my dad to order BoE through the online-form and it came in the mail a week and a half later. Since I put my birthday present from mum on hold, in wait for BOA for windows. She will probably get a money order from the bank. The only thing I have to do I now is figure out whose email address BOA was registered in to get my discount.

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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With impressive but flashy special effects an old RP character is resurrected for this journey.

Milla: *coughing from the special effects smoke* "Where the @#$Q am I now!?"
She then noticed ADoS standing on a box in front of a very strange looking vessel. A noise between a groan and a growl escaped her mouth. She now had a very good idea why she was there and it didn't make her feel much happier.

Milla pushed through the crowd towards the MicroSpider. (Although she didn't know it was called that) Pushed wasn't the right word. Being as short as she was, Milla had to climb up on someone's shoulders and play extreme hopscotch to get to the front of the crowd.

Milla: *panting slightly* "Hey-guy-that-is-in-charge-of-this-undoubtably-crazy-and-sucidal-trip!"

ADoS turned around and gave her an out of focus smile. Milla's slit-pupil eyes widened with recognition.

Milla: "Oh God, it's you! The guy from the NSI that really liked milk"
ADoS smile became less unfocused, someone had recognized him.

Milla continued "You also drove that bus, so I guess that this is another of those 'as-long-as-it-takes' trips. I really wish that the other Milla would stop putting me in these RP's, I was playing computer solitaire and I had a winning streak going,"

"Yeah, that's right," ADoS hands her a pamphlet and bends down to whisper in her feline ear "By the way, you just broke the fourth wall,"
"Did I?" she looked nervous and frowned as she read the pamphlet.

A couple of minutes later she looked at ADoS "So let me get this straight?" she asked "You are looking for volunteers to go in a shrunken ship which will be placed in someone else?"
ADoS nodded "Exactly, we still need more people. So shall I write you down?" his hand complete with pen was hovering over his clipboard.

The small cat-woman hesitated. She actually had a choice here; she didn't have to do this. She was about to answer when an angry shout rang from the crowd.

"Where's biatch that ruined my hat!" this came from a heavily muscled guy that was clutching a now flattened top-hat, he was also holding a large axe. His friends looked just as large and annoyed. Unfortunately for Milla they were talking about her.

Damn power of narrative! she cursed as she ran into the only place there was to hide, the MicroSpider. It always works

ADoS calmly wrote something down while muttering "I'll have to get her signature later,"

OOC: There ya go sorry if the dialogue changes halfway through but I have spent over an hour writing this. I anyone wants to know Milla (the character) is a very short darkly coloured nephil dressed in green.

EDIT: Went through spellcheck.

[ Tuesday, March 30, 2004 01:07: Message edited by: Milla ]

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The Dragon-Slayer's Love in General
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A truly beautiful poem...and a truly hilarious picture.

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Who's Lurking? in General
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I lurk sometimes, only to resurface at
inopportune moments.

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First impressions of the demo in Blades of Avernum
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I read the Scenario Editor documentation appendices yesterday and I was suprised to see that capture soul and siraculim were both in the spell lists. Does this mean we actually have these spells?

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Of Damage Caps & Screenshots in Blades of Avernum
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A couple of questions

I heard that there were alot of people against the Damage Cap in previous topics. So what's the news on that? Will they be removed or left as they are?

Also is there a possibility of more screenshots?

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Census of Spiderweb community in General
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Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation:heterosexual
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: School Certificate
City/metropolitan area where you live:Newcastle
Racial/ethnic origin: Anglo-Saxon with some Croatian roots
Nationality: Australian
First/primary language: english
Religion: I am currently in phase of religous uncertainity
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: About 2000 onwards but discovered the games earlier than that.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Sadly no.

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The System is Down in General
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Same here :mad:

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