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Agent
Member # 3349
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I have made a huge Exile story and I want to brodcast it to my fellow Spiderwebians. I'd post it here but it's way too long. If you want I can E-Mail it to you. If you'd like it just tell me your E-Mail and enjoy!

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Xian Skull-
Avernum 3
Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #1
Why can't you just PM it to people?

If you can, I'd like to read it.

I don't feel comfortable telling people my e-mail address online.

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Shock Trooper
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Do you have any webspace? You could post it online, and have people comment on it here

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Posts: 294 | Registered: Monday, November 24 2003 08:00
Agent
Member # 618
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I'll read it. E-mailing me = easy. Step one: open eyes. Step two: left-click on "e-mail".

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Bob's Big Date
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AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX
Misogynism is the wave of the future,
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Law Bringer
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If anyone says "tl, dr," I will personally be very, very annoyed.

?Alorael, whose email is also available in the email link. It's also not hard to guess with two little hints: it is his name, and it is a Hotmail address.
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tl,dr

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Agent
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Sure, count me in:

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Warrior
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I'd like to see it, just use the e mail link provided up there on the menu as FBM suggested.

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Posts: 75 | Registered: Saturday, December 20 2003 08:00
Agent
Member # 27
Profile #9
I'd like a copy, JetGuitarist89@aol.com

EDIT: I'd advise seeing if someone like Drakefyre would host the file on their site, instead of sending it to everyone.

[ Sunday, April 25, 2004 16:17: Message edited by: Hypocritical Slith ]

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Infiltrator
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Profile #10
Oh, I haven't anything to read but schoolwork. I'd like a copy. You can use the e-mail link in my profile too.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 2123
Profile #11
Hook me up with a copy if you don't mind. My address should be in my profile. Thanks

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Posts: 228 | Registered: Monday, October 21 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #12
TM, while I understand quite well that you didn't read the story, you cannot pass judgement upon its length before even receiving the file. Therefore, you have won my momentary ire! Congratulations!

?Alorael, who supposes that the circumstances are mitigated by the fact that he was all but literally asking for it. Still... Have you no shame?
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shock Trooper
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tl dr?

I assume it means too long, don't read? Damn obscure fanfic jargon.

Md.
Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, October 1 2001 07:00
Bob's Big Date
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Too long, didn't read. And more like messageboard jargon, md...

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AnamaFreak (3:59:56 AM): Shounen-ai to the MAX
Misogynism is the wave of the future,
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Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
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A proper example:

quote:
Originally soliloquized by Lucky in Waiting for Godot:
Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . .
tl, dr

?Alorael, who has to admit he posted this mainly just so he could post Lucky's speech. Yes, this is spam of the basest kind. But thus, it is even more of a shining example of "tl, dr" usage. Take it as you will.

[ Monday, April 26, 2004 08:50: Message edited by: Alorael ]
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Guardian
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Ok, Slasher. Go ahead and e-mail the story to me.

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
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Either send it to me through PM or email it to me. My email should be in my profile.

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Shock Trooper
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E-mail=in profile. thx.

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Someone post some kind of review when you've read it. I don't know whether to bother or not.

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I'd like to have a look. Email me with the link. And I'll review it on Stupidity (see sig) if you like...

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Agent
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im sorrry for posting late. I'll try to get it to all of you in time. Just have a little patience in me.

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Xian Skull-
Avernum 3
Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Skip to My Lou
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Send me the story! I once saw some exile stories on a web site (was it Zaloopa's?) and always thought people should write more.

You know, if you just go to tripod.com you could have your story up on the web in just 3 mins. I'll even do it for you if you like.

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Agent
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quote:
im sorrry for posting late. I'll try to get it to all of you in time. Just have a little patience in me.
I'm losing that fast. What is taking so damn long?

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He's having problems with turning his computer on. I mean, they really should make the power-button more obvious. Perhaps write "ON" next to it with cat-sized letters?

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