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Displayed name	The Paladin Izzannor
Member number	1217
Title	Shock Trooper
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Registered	Monday, May 27 2002 07:00

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Always look on the bright side of life... in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Tuesday, November 9 2004 21:08 Profile Homepage #15 Once more, with feeling!! (In Ausie accent) Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Hiedeger Hiedeger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under that table, David Hume could out consume Shoppenhaur and Hagel, And Wittkenstein was a beery swine who was just as shloshed as Shlagl(sp?). There's nothing Neitcher Couldn't teach ya' bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates him self was permanently pissed, John Howard Schill of his own free will with half a pint of shandy was perticularly ill, Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Cobbs was fond of his dram, And Renee Decarte was a druken fart, "I drink therefore I am." And Socrates him self is perticularly missed, A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Ome Henk? in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Tuesday, November 9 2004 20:55 Profile Homepage #3 What's with the pic alec? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Chance... gah... urgh... not... working... in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Monday, November 8 2004 20:33 Profile Homepage #0 Anybody have any clue why, no matter what I do, I can't get to chance? I either get a 404 error or some other weird screen. Please help. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
The Apprentice: Exile in The Exile Trilogy
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Monday, November 8 2004 18:47 Profile Homepage #3 Disturbed? How? Anyway, you think TM'll put it on his archive? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Always look on the bright side of life... in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Monday, November 8 2004 18:08 Profile Homepage #13 AHEM Sing with me!!! Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of **, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Repeat to fade... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00**
Always look on the bright side of life... in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Sunday, November 7 2004 13:23 Profile Homepage #10 Hope this doesn't violate the CoC... Speaking: Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The sequoia, the giant redwood, the larch, the deadwood. With my best girl by my side, And we'd sing, sing, sing: Lumberjack: Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day, Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day, L: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava'try, On wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea, C: He cuts down trees, he eats my lunch, he goes to the lava'try, On wednesdays he go shopping, and has buttered scones for tea, L: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... L:I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, and hang aroung in bars, C: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers, He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars??? L: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... L: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, supenders and a bra, I wish I'd been a girly, just like my dear mama, C: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, supenders and a BRA???? C: What kind'a ***** pervert are ya' ya' lousy *** **?!? L (Loudly): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKAAAAAAY, I sleep all night and I work all DAAAAY. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00**
To Slay A Dragon. (RP) in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Sunday, November 7 2004 10:46 Profile Homepage #72 OOC: Sorry, Milla, I haddn't read the post fully enough. IC: "So, how much do you know about this woman?" Mattaeus asked Ehnora. "Very little, save she killed my mother and sister. And..." Ehnora stopped. She was going to tell them that she was linked to this abomination somehow, but stopped. "And what?" "Nothing... I do know however, that she is nearby. How wounded are your companions?" "Pretty badly, I'm afraid. Darixen, the one with the plate armor and mace, was raging last night, and he fought her while in his rage." Ehnora went over and sat next to Darixen, who was in visible pain. His head had a large gash, and his chest was bandaged, though blood sept through and was easily visible. He turned his head to face this new companion. "Who... Where... Wha-..." Darixen's eyes were flitting around, trying to make sense of what he saw. "Darixen, tell me what you fought last night." "Who are you?" "I am Ehnora Starbeam. Please, tell me what you saw." "It... was a woman. She could morph her arms into anything she pleased. We cut her to pieces, but she just reformed." "May I see the wounds on your chest?" Darixen unrapped the bandages, and she could see black wounds. thye were bleeding profusely, and there was a blck, pulsing mass in each one. "It's worse than I thought. Please sit still" Ehnora closed her eyes and touched Darixen's chest. Her hands started to glow, and The black things wiggled out of Darixen. They formed into an amourphous, bubbling mass. Ehnora muttered something again, and they turned to dust. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
The Apprentice: Exile in The Exile Trilogy
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, November 4 2004 22:58 Profile Homepage #0 The screen pans in to the boardroom seen on TV. On one side sit Donald Trump and his two cronies, on the other, a Dragon in a ridiculous suit and two sliths in one group, Jenneke and two nephils in the other Trump:So, we've narrowed it down to six. Jenneke, your team won last week because you mxed scribbane into the New Cotra ale. Thissa, you lost because you ate the hydra you had on your team. Thissa can be seen here chewing on a haunch of a large reptile. Trump: This week, you'll be selling weapons to customers in Gale. Good Luck! The screen cuts to two booths with weapons, and a bunch of zombie-like citizens wandering about aimlessly. Thissa: Weaponssss! Gets ssspearsss to defend yourselves from the golemssss!!! Nothing seems to be happening, and then Jenneke starts to shout Jenneke: Get free scribbane with every purchase!! Hurry, we only have so much! The crowd is seen rushing towards the booth, and buy all of the weapons, just as the time ends Trump: So Jenneke, again you use scribbane, and again you win. Thissa, your team failed, and it's all your fault. Thissa: Whatss? How, ssstupid human? Trump: You didn't take the hint and start selling scribbane. Now Ssschah, you can leave and go to the suite. You two, I'll see you in a second. Thissa and the dragon go out to the lobby. Trumps secretary tells then to go back in, and the dragon eats her. Trump: Thissa, even though your team lost horribly, I can't blame you. Pyrog, hand thing you're fired! Pyrog eats Trump, as well as George and Carolyn, then flies through the ceiling. We hear growls and screams as Jenneke and the nephils are eaten. Thissa throws Javelin Pyrog takes 1845264593068252745825635782582645 Pyrog is obliterated Thissa, Pulling out a ridiculously large, pink spear: Sssso, I guesss me and Ssschah get they money, eh? Fade to black. We hear fading vahnatai voices. "Classic." "Wait'll you see the DVD!" OK, thats it. Feel free to post and tell me what you think. [ Monday, November 08, 2004 18:44: Message edited by: The Paladin Izzannor ] -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
To Slay A Dragon. (RP) in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, November 4 2004 21:59 Profile Homepage #67 An elegant woman walked out of town towards the party of warriors. She stopped and spoke to the only one she could see who was not severly wounded. Her golden hair fell in front of her face as she spoke. "What happened here?" The herbalist spoke "A pitched battle. Much magic was involved. Apparently, a woman who was completely amorphous was slaughtering them, then just disappeared." The woman's golden eyes lit up at the last sentence "Is there anyone who was involved I could talk to?" "That man over there, Mateus, he saw her firsthand." The woman walked over to the man the herbalist had spoken of. "You are Mateus?" "I am. Who are you?" "My name is Enohra. I need to ask you about the woman you fought last night. What did she look like and wear?" "Well, she was excedingly pale, wore very little. Black strips of cloth, pretty much." "Are you planning on engaging her?" "Yes, why?" "I know that woman. I have sworn a vow to defeat her. I must travel with you." "Very well. Can you fight?" Without saying a word, Ehnora unfurled her wings and drew a shiming blade from her side in a fraction of a second. "Yes, I can." OOC: Ehnora is not an angel. Her fsther was human, but her mother was a celestial. This grants her most of the celestial powers, but she acn also be brought back to life if she dies, etc.. [ Friday, November 05, 2004 10:25: Message edited by: The Paladin Izzannor ] -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Books! What're you reading? in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Sunday, October 3 2004 17:22 Profile Homepage #15 All Quiet on the Western Front and Huckleberry Finn. 7\|-\|475 \/\/\|-\|47 1'\/3 833\|\\| r34\|)1\|\\|6. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
I was playtesting my scen, and something really cool happend. in Blades of Avernum
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Tuesday, July 20 2004 18:46 Profile Homepage #13 It seems you hit shift+g while in debug mode. This allows you to walk through non-secret walls, including blackness. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
what if, in GF3..... in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Tuesday, July 20 2004 18:38 Profile Homepage #2 O_o Wait'll Draky hears about this... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge Series
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Monday, June 28 2004 11:58 Profile Homepage #15 quote: Originally written by George A. Custer Declares You To Be: quote: Originally written by Tris10101: FatbatMonkey, I may want to sell this when i finish it. Uh, by volume it has to be at least 80% someone else's work -- I'd avoid that like the plague... Alec speaks the truth. You don't want the dark god of plaugerism(sp?) to descend on you, do you? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge 2
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Monday, June 28 2004 11:58 Profile Homepage #15 quote: Originally written by George A. Custer Declares You To Be: quote: Originally written by Tris10101: FatbatMonkey, I may want to sell this when i finish it. Uh, by volume it has to be at least 80% someone else's work -- I'd avoid that like the plague... Alec speaks the truth. You don't want the dark god of plaugerism(sp?) to descend on you, do you? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge Series
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Sunday, June 27 2004 20:54 Profile Homepage #13 quote: Originally written by Tris10101: Paladin, I have a life and am very happy with it. :D I was kidding. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge 2
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Sunday, June 27 2004 20:54 Profile Homepage #13 quote: Originally written by Tris10101: Paladin, I have a life and am very happy with it. :D I was kidding. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Outdoor Encounters in Blades of Avernum Editor
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Friday, June 25 2004 09:36 Profile Homepage #2 OK thx. I was thinking that myself. I'm probly going into another lurk soon. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Outdoor Encounters in Blades of Avernum
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Friday, June 25 2004 09:36 Profile Homepage #2 OK thx. I was thinking that myself. I'm probly going into another lurk soon. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Repeating message in Blades of Avernum
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 21:03 Profile Homepage #6 Huh... I never killed him, so I can't help, but why would the demo not let you bring him back? And is Karzoth back? If so, wave Hi Karzoth! -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Singleton Seeks Backpack in Blades of Avernum Editor
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:45 Profile Homepage #16 How could you script the item-coin node? It intrigies me, but seems impossible based on the editor's limitations. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Singleton Seeks Backpack in Blades of Avernum
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:45 Profile Homepage #16 How could you script the item-coin node? It intrigies me, but seems impossible based on the editor's limitations. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge Series
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:39 Profile Homepage #9 Obviously 'cause he's bored and has no life. No offence, btw. I'm the same way. I like it though do go on :) -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
GF Story (read please) in Geneforge 2
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:39 Profile Homepage #9 Obviously 'cause he's bored and has no life. No offence, btw. I'm the same way. I like it though do go on :) -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
This is so cool in General
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:31 Profile Homepage #5 Whoever you are, welcome back -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Journal/Notes? in Blades of Avernum Editor
The Paladin Izzannor Shock Trooper Member # 1217	written Thursday, June 24 2004 20:20 Profile Homepage #6 I'm not sure that would work... If you could find a way, it might, but I don't see it. mrb, the built in option works fine, but IIRC they get erased at the end of the scenario. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 \| Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00

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