Profile for The Paladin Izzannor
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| Displayed name | The Paladin Izzannor |
| Member number | 1217 |
| Title | Shock Trooper |
| Postcount | 304 |
| Homepage | http://www.geocities.com/runescapeizzannor/index.html |
| Registered | Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 18:58
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Alec, Sorry to say I told you so, but... I TOLD YOU SO! -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 18:38
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Guess I'll get to experience the fun, fun, fun of it soon! Only a few more days till the CD gets here! I have no internet connection on my Mac, so I have to wait and it's driving me NUTS!!!!! Still, I can't wait ;) -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
| RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General | |
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 18:30
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Heimen smashed into the rear wall of the MicroSpider's main room. He was knocked unconcious by the impact, and was bleeding a little. Zik Over the PA: Paging Doctor Zephyr... Please take Professor Heimen to the Sick Bay immediately. Thank you, that is all. To the rest of you, we have entered the sinus cavity. If you look out the skylight, you will see the olfactory nerves, responsible for smelling, far above your heads. Others: Oooooh! Ahhhhhh! Zik: We are now about half-way to the back of the nasal sinus. You may unfasten your safety belts, but please fasten them again when I give the word. Zik proceeds to finish his smoothie, while the others mill about in the other room. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 16:35
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Isn't Apple OS X based in Unix? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
| Goblins in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 14:23
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What is the tutorial for anyway? I've heard people talking about it, but what's it for? Thank you. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
| RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General | |
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written Wednesday, April 7 2004 13:54
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IC: Zik: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me give a brief explaination of the sinuses. The human skull is basically a number of large empty spaces. Aside from the brain cavity, the sinuses are the other spaces. They are located behind the eyes, nose, and forehead, as well as many other places. As soon as we pass through these, we will be in the trachea, heade for the left lung. Thank you, that is all. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 19:09
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There is the Deadly Goblins BoE scenario. None of them are friendly, but you could do something with the smartness of them. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 19:04
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What are the rankings 4|\|y\/\/4y? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 18:31
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OOC: Sorry for not posting, ppl. I was in NYC for the weekend. IC: Zik turned of the PA Zik:Ladies and gentlemen, we are now entering the sinus cavity. Please return to your seats and fasten your safety belts. And Alex, would you mind bringing me a smoothy? OOC: Just be sure it doesn't do anything bad to my ability to navigate, or else we'd be in deep s***. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 18:10
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The Assassin Slinking through the night My objective clear in mind Killing silently -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 17:57
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quote:NEVER?!?!  -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 15:38
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Shouldn't this be in the editor forum? -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 6 2004 15:23
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I just ordered it on CD! I don't have an internet connection on my mac, but I will be playing it soon! w00t!!!!! -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 18:40
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IC: A tall, brown-haired man walked out of the crowd and up to ADoS. "Hello, you can call me Zik. I'd like to come aboard as your navigator." "Do you have any experience?" "I went to medical school for eight years. I know pretty much everything about the body and its systems." "Okay your in." Zik walks over to the micro-spider and gets in. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 16:51
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The Ballad of the Last Warrior I was the strongest of my kind, The mightyest of all, For through my strength and will and speed, I was the last to fall. I was paid sums beyond compare, To loan my services to few, My was always victorious, Oh, only if they knew... My past held many secrets, My deepest, darkest fears, That if they only knew about, Would turn them on their ears. My path was fraught with tragedies, That Fate herself had wrought, All of those many dear to me, Within this web were caught. Elaborate on these I shall, But first something I must say. Though I've accepted these as destiny, I do not wish it that way. ---------------------------- My life began in such a way, That may seem linked to this, For my mother and my father, Were both upon the list. They were to be executed, Though they waged a valiant fight, But in the end, the cruel, steel axe, Extinguished their bright lights. ---------------------------- My siblings were adopted, By a cruel, uncaring man, When ever he turned his back, We tried out many plans. We tried to run, To hide, to flee, Though in the end, Our plans he'd see. He'd whip us, beat us, Through the night. In the end we had one option: Not to flee but fight. Our plan was very simple, To kill him in his sleep, We waited for him to don his nightcap, And into slumber creep. We grabbed our sharpened kitchen knives, We snuck without a sound, Up to the room where the cruel man slept, Our feet barely touched the ground. And then we were upon him, Cleaved and cleaved again, Never would he torment him, Never, that is when. Once the deed was done, We fled that awful place, Against time and the sunrise, It was a mighty race. ---------------------------- When finally we were safe and sound, The town far out of sight, We found ourselves in a desert, And it was quickly getting light. We ran further inside it, The sun rising in the sky, Why we ran so fervently, I never shall know why. By now the sun was risen, Its harsh rays beat down, We were separated, Going and circles, round and round. I was found by a caravan, That sold me as a slave, I was to be a gladiator, Many foes met with my blade. I was there reunited, With my brother in the ring, The battle was a fierce one, Of which many bards did sing. I struck the final mighty blow, My masked opponent fell, My brother's face did show to me, That all was not at all well. "My dearest brother, you've been tricked." He stated as he lay, At my side, upon the dust, "No, my brother... Nay!" At this the life left him, I was left alone, I vowed to ever sheathe my sword, My voice as hard as stone. ---------------------------- I escaped the cruel cell I called home, Escaped to the countryside, It was there I married a woman, With whom fate would soon collide. In the middle of the night, Tragedy did strike, My wife and son were struck down, By a dark, mysterious reich. It was then I saw my true destiny, To defend the weak and feeble, I drew my blade, my foes tasted cold steel, And I swore a vow to defend the unable. ---------------------------- Now as these memories are fresh in my mind, I think of the deaths in my life, My father, mother, sisters and brother, And of course my dear dead wife. Their sacrifices were needless, And yet they were made, It just goes to show you, The way that fate is laid. So as I sit and think about, The way I peddled my might, I really makes me think to myself, That I may have not been right. I ponder to myself, The vow that I have made, I know I haven't upheld it, Deep into my thoughts I wade. ---------------------------- I promise now, to myself, This vow I shall uphold, And never shall I kill again, If all to gain is gold. So as I drift deep into sleep, I wonder if it's true? That so many others, Know the suffering that I knew... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 18:02
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w00t! I like this! There is no damage cap! w00t! -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 17:51
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Cucumber sandwiches are good, but only with cream cheese! -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 17:27
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Necris- That was REALLY disturbing... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 17:21
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Maybe, but don't count on it. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 17:21
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Maybe, but don't count on it. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 16:10
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OOH! Well I never! [/Pepperpot Impression] Good job, GC(Don't know your other name). -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 15:49
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I'd love to read another poem by you, Motekye. I also posted a poem on POlaris. Here's a link: Poem -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, March 21 2004 17:45
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*sniff* That was beautiful, Motekye... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, March 20 2004 20:59
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WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME? I DID THIS BEFORE, AND IT TURNED TO A FLAMEFEST! YOU ARE DOOMED!!!!! [/Late Warning] -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, March 19 2004 11:17
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|-|u22@|-|!!!! Unfortunatly, my Mac doesn't have the internet, so I need to get the CD :( -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |