Always look on the bright side of life...
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 18:56
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I bet a lot of us are kinda depressed and getting over the shock of Bush's reelection. So, in order to lift spirits, I am asking everyone to remember funny things. Whether they are funny stories, or talking about their favorite comidians, movie makers, etc. I myself just finished Life of Brian... hence the title of this topic. I personally like George Carlin, Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Margaret Cho, Jon Stewart, Peter Sellers, etc. So if you are sad, just remember to cheer up! And... "always look on the bright side of life *whistles* always look on the light side of life..." -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 18:59
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funny things, nope, nothing. EDIT : Ahem. Board sanity. [ Saturday, November 06, 2004 19:41: Message edited by: Imban ] -------------------- "The whoopie cushion shall rise again." - Anton Szandor LaVey Founder of the Church of Satan Posts: 78 | Registered: Wednesday, November 3 2004 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 19:22
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http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3 The lyrics are profane and will not be repeated here, so be warned. [ Saturday, November 06, 2004 19:42: Message edited by: Imban ] -------------------- 私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 19:28
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i don't mean to be an antagonist, but doesn't that violate the CoC at least 20 times? or do those not apply here in the general forum? -------------------- "The whoopie cushion shall rise again." - Anton Szandor LaVey Founder of the Church of Satan Posts: 78 | Registered: Wednesday, November 3 2004 08:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 19:38
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It violated the Code of Conduct precisely 15 times. But hey, your signature's also a violation of the Code of Conduct, so you should change it. TM, you know better. [ Saturday, November 06, 2004 19:42: Message edited by: Imban ] Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 19:49
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You make-a me so sad. ;-; -------------------- 私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, November 6 2004 21:50
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ok, i edited my signature, is that better? i feel like a just commited a horrible crime against Tool. :( -------------------- "The whoopie cushion shall rise again." - Anton Szandor LaVey Founder of the Church of Satan Posts: 78 | Registered: Wednesday, November 3 2004 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, November 7 2004 00:46
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Violation nonwithstanding, thanks for the song. It brings peace to an old european heart. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1828 | Registered: Saturday, January 11 2003 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, November 7 2004 04:24
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Not only an old one. :P That's 17 times, if you count what he called Dick Cheney and Martha Stewart... Edit: I don't know in how far this would be funny, but I just stumbled across a quote from one of the founding fathers... quote: [ Sunday, November 07, 2004 04:30: Message edited by: His Scabbard of Chalcedony. ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "Really, Spiderweb is just a big, steaming pool of estrogen." --- Robin Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Sunday, November 7 2004 05:02
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Just because the founding fathers inadvertently created a great democracy, doesn't mean they didn't fairly frequently need a slap. They weren't any better than us, it's just that their narrow self-interest has, greatly perverted from its original vision, been shoehorned into something that is at least basically good. Therefore I tend to find quotes such as the one Aran just gave intensely irritating. -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, November 7 2004 13:23
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Hope this doesn't violate the CoC... Speaking: Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The sequoia, the giant redwood, the larch, the deadwood. With my best girl by my side, And we'd sing, sing, sing: Lumberjack: Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day, Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day, L: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava'try, On wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea, C: He cuts down trees, he eats my lunch, he goes to the lava'try, On wednesdays he go shopping, and has buttered scones for tea, L: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... L:I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, and hang aroung in bars, C: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers, He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars??? L: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... L: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, supenders and a bra, I wish I'd been a girly, just like my dear mama, C: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, supenders and a BRA???? C: What kind'a ******* pervert are ya' ya' lousy **** ******* ******?!? L (Loudly): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKAAAAAAY, I sleep all night and I work all DAAAAY. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, November 7 2004 20:19
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Damn ants. -------------------- What do I put here? -Garrison Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Monday, November 8 2004 12:34
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If life seems jolly rotten, then there's something you've forgotten, And that's to jump and laugh and dance and sing! -------------------- {Tempus} jack thompson? ppl actually admire that freak? {@Fanateeq72802} Not everyone disagrees with him. {+iris} Someone should send him a few of the more steamy Japanese dating sim games. His head would explode. {@Fanateeq72802} And I'd laugh. Hard. {Tempus} im on it. brb Posts: 179 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Monday, November 8 2004 18:08
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*AHEM* Sing with me!!! Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of ****, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Repeat to fade... -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Monday, November 8 2004 18:11
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AMEN BROTHER!!! Gosh, they should throw that stuff in church... -------------------- Wham Bam Shizam Posts: 247 | Registered: Monday, September 6 2004 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Tuesday, November 9 2004 21:08
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Once more, with feeling!! (In Ausie accent) Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Hiedeger Hiedeger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under that table, David Hume could out consume Shoppenhaur and Hagel, And Wittkenstein was a beery swine who was just as shloshed as Shlagl(sp?). There's nothing Neitcher Couldn't teach ya' bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates him self was permanently pissed, John Howard Schill of his own free will with half a pint of shandy was perticularly ill, Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Cobbs was fond of his dram, And Renee Decarte was a druken fart, "I drink therefore I am." And Socrates him self is perticularly missed, A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Wednesday, November 10 2004 00:02
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There should be a rule that you can't sing that until you know who all the philosophers in it are. Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, November 10 2004 04:20
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Are all the misspellings in their names intentional? -------------------- "Toleration is not the opposite of intoleration, but is the counterfeit of it. Both are despotisms. The one assumes to itself the right of withholding liberty of conscience, and the other of granting it." ---Thomas Paine Posts: 156 | Registered: Thursday, January 8 2004 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, November 10 2004 04:41
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All, um, 6 of 'em? If Martin Heidegger weren't on the list, I'd also make a rule about having to read 'em all. And then I'd make a lyric line for Foulcault. -------------------- 私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, November 10 2004 12:59
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And now for something completely different! Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale! Sorry, I don't know this quote in English, it's from the German version of Monty Pythons Flying Circus. -------------------- www.bigblue.de.gg BoA graphics and more Posts: 188 | Registered: Monday, July 26 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, November 10 2004 14:21
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My hovercraft is full of eels? :eek: :confused: Ah well, I'm sure it has a meaning in whatever context it's in... -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "Really, Spiderweb is just a big, steaming pool of estrogen." --- Robin Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Friday, November 12 2004 08:18
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I believe it was a sketch about translators, but it was essentially typical absurdist humour. Whilst I agree with Sarachim that one ought to know the philosophers, far more important still is staying silent if you can actually sing. It is a song that must always be sung execrably badly. -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, November 12 2004 09:55
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heheh... i would love to hear William Hung sing that. :/ -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, November 12 2004 13:12
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I can just imagine a merry group of incredibly intoxicated philosophy graduates singing that while coming home after a really long night out. :P Aachen offers a lot in that respect, which juvenile me has so far been unable to partake in. On the other hand, that means I can focus on my courses. So I suppose it's a good thing. [ Friday, November 12, 2004 13:15: Message edited by: Beneath the Moon and under Stars ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "Really, Spiderweb is just a big, steaming pool of estrogen." --- Robin Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, November 13 2004 04:06
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quote:I heard Hung died of a cocaine overdose. I could be wrong though. EDIT: Google search says it was a heroin overdose. [ Saturday, November 13, 2004 04:09: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ] -------------------- The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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