RP: Around the human body in however long it takes!
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, April 16 2004 22:52
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Milla paused in her toliet papering as Alex was knocked to the floor. Seeing the look of horror that crossed his face she looked where the mage was looking and screamed "What the hell is that!!?" OOC: I just have one question where are we in Jonnie's body now? -------------------- "Heads don't roll, they bounce!" Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:www.thespark.com now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, April 17 2004 08:07
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OOC: How 'bout a REALLY bad wrong turn? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, April 17 2004 10:02
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OOC: Could you be more specific? I'm guessing we went down the esophagus by accident. -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, April 17 2004 11:39
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OOC: Nooo, I'm pretty sure that we were supposed to go down there, if I remember correctly the trachea is part of the throat and we are supposed to for so some reason(?) to go to the left lung. How about going to some amusing sounding organ like the pancreas? Give him a diabetic condition by accident or something? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, April 17 2004 13:10
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OOCBLAH: Esophagus= tummy/digestive Trachea= lungs/circulatory -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, April 17 2004 20:02
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IC: The ship gives an odd tilt and it sends Professor Dumdum flying into an open janitor's closet. The door shuts behind him as he is tumbled into the midst of various cleaning supplies and objects. An empty paint can falls down from a shelf and hits him on the head. He quickly drifts off into the blackness and stillness of unconscious sleep. Unknown to him and everyone else on the ship, the door is now locked and it will cause him to become MIA for a while. OOC: No, I am not leaving, this is just for possible future surprises. -------------------- (Looks around in the Study) Colonel Mustard: "Just checking." Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, April 18 2004 09:53
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Soory 'bout that folks! [ Sunday, April 18, 2004 09:56: Message edited by: The REAL Apprentice ] -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, April 18 2004 09:54
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From what I see, we're still in the lung. IC: Zik: Johnny! There's a slith Archmage behind you that's about to cast Kill on you!!!! Johnny: ARKKKKKKK!!!!!! All of a sudden, the hiccups stop. Zik efectively scared Johnny enough that he stopped hiccuping. -------------------- ALBATROSS!!! -John Cleese !!!Long live Monty Python!!! Not a Chance! Long Live The Weather Balloons! Posts: 304 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, April 18 2004 10:52
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Six bags. The hiccups had stopped, and for that little Danny was very grateful. Danny: How can that be two Big Macs and a medium French fries? I gotta find the janitor so I can throw these away. -------------------- You go girl! All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Posts: 1158 | Registered: Monday, December 31 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, April 18 2004 11:57
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OOC: Whoa?we can't do this if we don't know where we are. Did I miss something (other than FatBat completely confusing me even more?  )[ Sunday, April 18, 2004 11:57: Message edited by: Sasar Prep ] -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, April 20 2004 15:42
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OOC: Is ADoS kidnapped? What's up? -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Wednesday, April 21 2004 11:24
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OOC: I think that what happened is that this has become the RP that wouldn't quite die. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, April 21 2004 18:10
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OOC: Is there someone to blame? -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, April 21 2004 19:22
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OOC: Can we please continue this? I thought it was rather fun. IC: ADoS reappears. And everyone stops fussing over Alex when ADoS shushes them. ADoS: "We are in the lung. This is where we are supposed to be. We will now proceed to the Alveoli, and from there, we will start traveling through the bloodstream. We may try other places as well, that all depends on future developments. I will answer your questions one at a time if you have any." People stare at each other for a moment, start shrugging their shoulders, and all turn to Alex at the same time. Then they all proceed to ask for help at the same time. Skribbane Addict Leader: "More Skribbane Smoothie...NOW!!!" (Followers): "Yes more!! Must have more Smoothie!!" Plah: "Same here, I need one for Professor Dumdum! He has amnesia now!! We can't afford to lose his expertise! You better get me some of those cookies as well!" Milla: "Screw the damn cookies and milk, I need more cleaning supplies and YOU to help with your cleaning spells!! I'M NOT CLEANING THIS WHOLE SHIP MYSELF!!! McRalph: "Ship dirty, help clean won't I. Me with big stick pointy poke you will I, for ship upchuck cause." Dr. Levy: (With bits of toilet paper stuck to him in various places) "I want you to use this pointy pencil and sign for this package. Then you can find a way off the ship for me. I don't feel like being toilet papered again." (Gives Milla a nasty look) Milla: "I had to take my frustrations out on someone. You were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Still, I think my problem warrants better attention." Plah: "Professor Dumdum is more important than cleaning the ship, I think that should be top priority." Dr. Levy: "No, the top priority is signing for this package." Skribbane Addicts: "NO!!! Skribbane Smoothie priority!!" McRalph: "Poke you first with pointy big stick will I!" They continue arguing in this manner until Zephyr appears on the scene. Zephyr: "Have any of you seen Professor Dumdum?" He disappeared from the lab while I was knocked out." ------------- Meanwhile... Jonnie wakes up after having been out for an hour. All pain is gone and has been replaced by new feelings. Hunger and thirst. He gets up and goes out into the hallway. Seeing a vending machine and a soda machine, he starts digging in his pockets for money. -------------------- (Looks around in the Study) Colonel Mustard: "Just checking." Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, April 23 2004 10:57
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Listen up everyone. This RP had been officially abandoned by ADoS. I was talking to him about it recently and he said that he is giving up on it. Saunders has given me the go ahead to take over it and try to salvage what I can. Read my above post and continue from that. I am not thrilled at the prospect of owning another abandoned RP. In fact, I don't want to at all. But I refuse to let one with potential die. And I believe that this RP has some potential. So let's work together and try to save it. It could become rather fun. -------------------- (Looks around in the Study) Colonel Mustard: "Just checking." Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, April 23 2004 12:38
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OOC: I like it too, it's interesting. But no IC now. -------------------- You go girl! All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Posts: 1158 | Registered: Monday, December 31 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, April 24 2004 17:41
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Alex decides to take charge of the unruly crowd. Alex: "I will do things in my own good time people. Starting with you, whatever your name is. Give me that clipboard." Dr. Levy: "My name is Dr. Levy." Alex: (Finishes signing for package and gets handed it in return) "Well, I am sorry, Dr. Levy, but there are no escape pods on this ship. You are stuck here for the duration. Thank you for the package, though. And as for you, McRalph, the only poking you will be doing is at food. You can be the cook during our trip." Skribbane Addicts: "Smoothie Skribbane...More" He goes to the command room, gets the specially made smoothies, and takes them to the addicts. Alex: "Now drink them slowly. They should only be taken in short doses. And please, do not take them externally. Now, Plah, you and Zephyr had better start a search for Professor Dumdum. He is a danger to himself and us as long as he has amnesia and we will be needing his expertise soon to help guide us. Meanwhile, I will take Milla to the supply closet. Well, as soon as I finish opening this package first. I'm curious to know what was so important to send to me in this fashion." Everyone heads off in different directions. -------------------- (Looks around in the Study) Colonel Mustard: "Just checking." Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, April 24 2004 17:50
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Zephyr: "I'd better go get the medical book." Zephyr heads to the med lab and grabs the book which "cured" his amnesia. "This should come in handy." Zephyr then proceeds to search for Professer Dumdum. OOC: That's all for now. [ Saturday, April 24, 2004 17:50: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- Entertaining songs !Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 200 computers: read more! "AH-CHOO!" -George Washington Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, April 25 2004 06:22
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OOC: A cunning plan... IC: McRalph: Hmm... look at food cooking for tonight in freezer shall I Striding up to the freezer door and yanking it open he gaped for a moment at the sheer enormity of it. "Jesus rubbed with catnip and a very big pointy stick!" Stretching as far as the eye could see was frozen food and ice, shrugging and strolling in to find something to cook he was almost decapitated by a giant paw. Ducking swiftly an rolling out of the creature's reach, he looked up and saw a bear. Not just a normal bear, but what appeared to be a Giant Rabid Wild Mountain Bear. Looking around for something to hit it with, he saw half a dozen more of the creatures tentatively stepping out of the freezer to look around. McRalph: Jehosaphat jumping! If I am getting out of this, deep cack am I in... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, April 25 2004 06:44
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OC: we are all in jonnie's most turgid of appendages lolocaust amirite -------------------- Rate My Scenarios! Streila Spies Unbalanced Accounts Inn of Blades Echoes Echoes: Assault Echoes: Black Horse Echoes: Pawns Bandits Echoes: Combat/Skirmish Two Strands Bandits II: Ballad of the Red Star Roses of Reckoning (BoE) Corporeus The Claim Roses of Reckoning (BoA) Nebulous Times Hence Emerald Mountain Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, April 26 2004 08:36
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OOC: Ok, fine. I will add a twist to make everyone happy. Forget being in the lung. We are about to have an accident. IC: Johnnie manages to find enough money to buy himself some chips and a soda. He sits down in a chair in the hall by the vending machine to quench his thirst and appetite. --------------------------- Alex is directing Milla to the cleaning supply closet when he passes Zik on his way to the bathroom. Alex: "What are you doing out here?!! You are supposed to by piloting the ship!" Zik: "I need a bathroom break. No one was around to take my place, so I put it on autopilot and here I am." Alex: "ZIK!!! WE HAVE NO AUTOPILOT!!!" ZIK: "Oh, crap. What did I do?" The MicroSpider gives a perceptible lurch and turns around. People see the lungs passing overhead and then the walls of a tube. Alex: "OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE LEAVING THE LUNGS AND THE TRACHEA AND WE ARE GOING DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ZIK?!!!" The three of them rush up to the piloting room and find Danny at the controls. Danny: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" -------------------- (Looks around in the Study) Colonel Mustard: "Just checking." Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, April 26 2004 10:44
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Running down the corridor with several bears in pursuit and no pointy sticks to attack them with, McRalph turns the corner and almost runs down Zephyr and Plah. Zephyr: What's wrong mister? Do you want me to get Mr. Fishy to look up something in this book? Plah: Ignore him. What's wrong? McRalph: Big mistake made have I! Bears out of freezer I have let! Zephyr: Bears! Ooo! Where? The question was soon answered by one of the creatures dashing round the corner. Swinging it's head from side to side it charged... Suddenly it skidded to a halt. Taking one more glance out the window behind them, it turned and ran as fast as it could in the opposite direction - coincidentaly in this case, a wall. Taking their attention away from the sttuned animal for a moment, the three looked behind them and out the window. Zephyr: Mr. Fishy tells me we aren't in the lung anymore. Plah: No kid, this is certainly NOT the lung and those certainly DO look like nachos and Coke. McRalph: Oh poo... (Over the intercom) Alex: Everyone remember their emergency training? I'll take that as a yes. Use it. Plah: Isn't that the training that says, "In case of emergency, put your head between your legs and kiss your rear goodbye"? McRalph: Yes, yes it is... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, April 26 2004 11:52
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OOC: Upon recieving Sherlock's message, I wish to point out something: I did not hiccups. They were worse than hiccups. They was Coughs of Pain®. IC: Jonnie eats his Potato Chips and drinks his Diet Vanilla Coke. Jonnie: Yummy yum. I believe I feel a burp coming on from this YUMMY soda... --Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni Say it with me class! J-O-N-N-I-E! Wee hoo! -------------------- —Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni Jonnie's Domain. JDF — Jonnie's Domain Forums. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, April 26 2004 12:51
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Great. I was about to get this ship clean helped by some magic, when the navigation is taken over by some stupid kid PLUS a horde of hungry bears is taking over the ship. She was about to continue that train of thought when she heard the voice of her creator. (You are becoming one hell of a crabby cow ain't you?) Why do you care? And when did you start using words like ain't? (I trying a new look and to answer your first question, I find it rather...distressing not to mention odd.You have become quite mean) "Oh shut up, you know didn't have to use me for this trip," Milla said this out loud. When everyone turned and looked at her she shrugged "Sorry I was thinking out loud." (I despair to the fact that creations no longer give respect for their creators) the presence spoke with an melodramatic air and moved away. Milla muttered several curses under her breath. She then looked at the wall and noticed a sign that said "Weapons for use on hungry bears" -------------------- "Heads don't roll, they bounce!" Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:www.thespark.com now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, April 26 2004 14:23
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*walking quickly away from the encounter w/the bears* Plah: Hmmm?where was Dumdum last seen? Zephyr: Uhh?the lab. I got knocked out and?well?that's where he disappeared. Plah: I see?(under his breath) Great, now we're all going to be eaten by bears, if Johnnie doesn't digest us first. Right then?lab?bears?stomach. Crap, I can't concentrate. Let's go two different ways and-wait, bears. Ummm?okay then, let's search the ship from top to bottom as quick as we can, getting the cat-lady to fork over her keys, we'll need them. We'll have to try and avoid any bears, maybe McRalph will take care of that. After all, he is an expert, isn't he? OOC: Just one question, how big is the ship? [ Monday, April 26, 2004 14:24: Message edited by: Babe Creepe ] -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |