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| Displayed name | Rupert |
| Member number | 618 |
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| Postcount | 1487 |
| Homepage | http://www.villanousity.com |
| Registered | Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 2 2004 07:51
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I know! I win! FRESH MOWED GRASS! Oh yeah. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, April 2 2004 07:15
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"Hmmm... smell, what is that hideous? As Confucius say: if skunk smell essence of rampant is, and gas mask attached to janitor, silly, silly; attack smell must I, with big stick pointy." And so off he went to amazingly attack the really, really nasty smell. With a big pointy stick. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 17:20
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How does the National Competition for Journalism become acronymed into NJAA? Sense no makes. I'm English and have as little to do with American geography as possible so no tips I'm afraid, but good luck. Get hammered, laid, anything else you feel the need to, and try not to get into too much trouble :) . 'Bye. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 15:50
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Actually I said ragamuffin. Whay ANYONE in their right mind would want to rug anyones (let alone their own) muffins I'll never know. What a disturbed mind you must so obviously have. 'Sides they would taste too carpety afterwards (not that that's necessarily a BAD thing. Oh well). -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 15:43
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OOC: OKAY OKAY! I was referring to the camo for cryin' out loud! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 15:02
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Hmmph. A clipboard with man, a psychotic 12-year old make-up wears and two really, really silly people. And the OTHER oh one, no say Confucius about THAT. Heck oh. Guns not enough big, lasers sure though fun. One BIG pointy stick weapon be will. Navigation assistance provided also. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 13:57
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McRalph wanders around the interior for over an hour, then he decides to come out of the toilet as other people are banging on the door. Amazingly swiftly he hobbles down the hallway and walks into the armoury. "Hmm... as Confucius say: Hawks before Madagascar is the path of the mighty horse-chesnut. Out of character I shall be and become weapons officer." (Picks up ridiculously large rifle) "Lock'n'Load punk." -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 13:29
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No it's just the metal zip, and why don't you like primary schools? You can paint with your hands, the curriculum includes: colour identification and furry, cuddly toys. And of course there is the greatest thing: getting to run amok, swarming the guards on school trips to museums and suchlike. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 12:51
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OH! MADAM! I AM SOOO OFFENDED BY YOUR RAMBUNCTIOUS NATURE!! And other affiliated really shocked and offended stuff. That was actually more sensible than some of my other posts this week. And 'sides it was a good quote (it was stolen from Terry Pratchett by the way) and who doesn't like that ole fairy tale of Baron Mimbledrone. It was a comic interlude, nothing more. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 12:40
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OOC: I want in! I want in! I even promise a cut-down on insane nonsensical rambling. Can I take that as a yes? Koolbeanz. Little old slightly-smiling Chinese man hobbles surprisingly-swiftly out of the crowd. McRalph: Volunteer will I. ADoS: Name? McRalph: As Confucius say: Ralphie Ralph Ralph McRalph Mc Mc Ralphie Ralph McRalph, but call me McRalph you may. ADoS: So... McRalph you say? McRalph: As Confucius say: Never use cannon to swat mighty fly, though jasmine may grow- ADoS: Look. Yes or no? McRalph: That is, being yes! ADoS: Right, climb aboard and shut up. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 12:22
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Possibly the only one of mine that hasn't already been mentioned: The smell of the zip that are on a type of plastic folder, you know the sort you get in primary school sometimes? That's the one. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, March 30 2004 12:13
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Two things: One, we are all entitled to our own opinion, in my case I would probably prefer to argue to the end of the Earth than admit I was wrong about one of my personal viewpoints (me having so few of them) and I'd rather not argue over issues of a sensitive nature, because with me, they nearly always become VERY heated. You have your opinion I have mine, it's a big ole opinion party! I'll bring the drinks, you get the party snacks! (that was sarcasm by the way) Two: I think the term that the people who are referring to weakness actually mean, but couldn't think of the exact terms is: "lack of self-belief". It is a necessary thing if you are going to continue in this world (or next if that's what you believe) with any success in your personal goals. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 11:21
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Actually, Postliness is 7500, not 7650. Hah. I mock you with my mocking stick poor math skill boy. (Unless I'm wrong and in the time between writing that and me seeing it you had 50 more posts, but what are the chances of that?) -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 11:14
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Or you could just trick ole Drakey into posting another 640 times, that way no-one would get banned (with the possible exception of Drakey... oh well I'll miss the lovable ragamuffin), Alorael wouldn't be the first with the silly sounding name, and the gerbils might not come, forcing us all to flee. Great plan. But how? Maybe we could trick the la' into doing an RP all by himself, say that it must be 640 words long and that each word must have its' own separate post (make something up about the economic exchenge rate to Uganda'a current flatulence crisees) and PRESTO. Great idea huh? Of course it'll work! It's one of my ideas! They always work! (mumble mumble weeell mumble MOST of mumble muble the - BARON MIMBLEDRONE AND THE ARMIES OF PLUM PUDDING COUNTRY AND THEIR SULTANA!!! MWAHAHA! - mumble mumble time.) -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 11:03
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That does happen to be what I just said. (With of course the possible exception of "wisey", I don't think I said that. Or maybe I did, or was that the bit about purple goats? Oh well! My memory must be going in my extreme old age of three!) -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:58
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I only said at some level and your point is VERY accurate. YES OF COURSE! WHERE HAVE I BEEN GETTING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? EVERYONE WHO CLAIMS THEY'RE SANE ARE IN FACT INSANE!! IT'S OH SO PERFECTLY CLEAR NOW! SO WHAT, ARE THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEY'RE INSANE SANE NOW? WHOAH MY HEAD IS SPINNING FROM THE MENTAL G FORCES! The bold bit is sarcasm by the way. I consider sanity and insanity in the same basket as rationallity - it's all just social norms. Also similar I would say that humans as a specie are more towards insane than sane. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:43
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Ooo aye! That's a bit kinky for a good, wholesome, honest, "family" board like this. Now wash your mouth out with soap young man! ...................... HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! I wonder if I had anyone going there for a second? Family(!) I cracks me up! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:40
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WOOOOOOOOOOHH!!! Go Win95! It may be old, but at least it works! Although I must admit, you can do some pretty spectacular graphics and audio work on an IMac. Tumtetumtetum. (Twiddles fingers). Nope doesn't look like this post is getting longer on its' own. Oh well. Meh. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:26
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Tha's nay haiku la'! Seekon' lane got ate syllbels ! Heng ye heid in shaam! - cunning use of haikuability to protest idiocy. KoolBeanz EDIT: Okay I'm stupid, I managed to get eight in my second too. [ Sunday, March 28, 2004 10:29: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ] -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:22
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Oh well it could be worse... they could stick embarrassing baby pictures of you while they're at it. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 10:17
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Mentally ill? No. But insane? Definately. I am not confusing the two. I am a mild psychotic with obbsessive tendencies. I can get extremely hacked off, extremely quickly. Whenever I do something, no matter how long it takes me, I will do it and do it right, however many times I have to redo it or however long it takes, I will not quit. As for "wacky", I will say this: "I am too poor to be an eccentric and too commercialized to be just plain weird. Therefore the North Sea is stupid." I am going to leave "objective reality" alone because as you say, it is hard to define and you may mean it in a different way. As for (ir)rationallity, they are just social norms you like everyone else in the world have been brought up never to question. I can spot the people who are more irrational than rational though, it isn't hard - they're called human beings. Okay, I mistook Tennyson for Shakespeare. Big whoop! And I don't like to interfere with your Trekkie upbringing... but I will anyway; that's actually one of my main guidelines for living - I adapted it to, if had been written as such, a glorified carpe diem - seize the day - except with this version it's more - grab it by the throat before it kicks you in the gonads. And now you mock(!) That is a perfectly sensible and to the point phrase, or having you been having trouble with that word recognition class and have now forgotten to read? Anyway, scientific research has shown that most clinically insane people do recognise their insanity on some level. Coming straight out and saying it is alot better than being so blooming timid you just ignore it and use the magically amazing (and really, really useless) technique of "hoping it goes away". Oh yeah! Rantilicious! Oh yeah! Meh. Ah go quack ya rahgoose mk5. SotH: I would say that instead of using some random answer you picked up out of a book, using thought this answer springs to my mind: "It is whatever you believe it is. Whether you believe the universe is rounded or shaped like Bill Oddie's left ear, for if you - even if it is you alone - truly believe something, then that is what it is, even is it is only so in your eyes." Iaoran: I am not a violent person, aggresive, not violent (though I am certainly not a pacifist, because that, while admirable, is no use in a sticky situation). And what do you know? What does violence call violence? I was making the most related analogy I could think of. Don't know about France, but in nearly every crime series over here the murder weapon is invariably large and blunt. It sprung to mind. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, March 28 2004 09:17
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Why oh why is it that my topics on general nearly all somehow manage to bring up the topic of excretion? I mean is it too much to hope that someone won't mention it for once?! Anyway what's wrong with having corruption in the "other board"? Slip it a bit of cash now and then so it can get itself some nice clothes, go out to a restaurant, maybe take a girl out, and you found the perfect place to get rid of all those annoying things in life! Like incriminating evidence, Inland Revenue inspectors, giant mutated but still very furry gophers... I mean the list goes on and on. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, March 27 2004 00:31
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ef got the gist, it was merely the concept of "realism" that aggravates me. Reality exists, at least as a psyche necessity. Human perception of our world may be flawed, thus leading us to believe a "false" reality, at the end of the day, I doubt anyone could tell. Or if it even matters. What humans as a whole have to deal with is the now and future, the "current perception" to put simply. Heck, even twenty years ago there were some people who still believed the world was flat, there is even a political movement today based on the perception. As for an awareness of it, I would say that a stable (relatively of course) mind is unecessary to be concious of it. I'm probably the least sane person I know, but I can grasp facts, physics and philosophy (including meta-physics) better than anyone I know. I have managed to develop dozens of credible philosophical theories about "reality", the world that we live in and life in general. Yet I would never consider myself to be even close to the norm in any way, shape or form. As for bluntness, coherence and honesty, I can say this: I am so blunt you could pick me up and use me as a murder weapon, I try to be as honest as I can except in certain situations I believe that overall it would be better if I were not. Coherence... coherence... well for any of you who have seen a broad range of my posts, you will know it comes and goes for me. Then again I would consider the quality of information more important than the overall coherence by which it's divulged. But I supposed I could be the only "sensible" person about this. Oh Well. Meh, bleh, feh. Either which. For those who are lasy and didn't read this post I'll give a summary: Magic hippos are great unless they're either: created by harmful drug-induced hallucinations or sitting on you. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 26 2004 21:33
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Kyna: unfortunately I believe you have the wrong end of this rather pointy stick, for a start, I was not query the usage of "thought processes", merely your suggestion that any human being can be truly rational. Secondly, I was merely pointing out an idealism when I referred to foresight. I am well aware that it is rare that this should be the case. Thirdly, being rational have nothing to do with it, objectiveness has a larger role. "Being rational" is just like "being realistic" and for that matter the whole concept of realism altogether, it's a joke. Designed to create an ideal picture of perfection that no-one can live up to. Commenting about some-one compared to these is far more hurtful than my bluntness. Fourthly, I may be extremely blunt, but at least I don't beat around the bush. I have learnt that it is in nearly all cases the best thing is to cut the c*** and get to the point, you can hurt someone alot more by keeping quiet than by speaking up. For that matter the same apply to personal decisions aswell. "It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." It's Shakespeare if you don't know, and very apt. I'm sure YOU can work out why. Fifthly and finally, No offence to yourself, I do not know you, nor anything about you or the life you've lived. I cannot judge. All I have to go on are the words you write and for all I know they may mis-represent you. I may be wrong in what I say, you may disagree with my arguement but you have an opinion and are willing to state it and that is good enough. And as a parter to you all, something I learnt a long time ago: "Good luck to you in the life that you live. For all that I know, flowers may grow where you tread or your face may hide a demonic evil. However, you play the game that we all must, the game that is known as Life, so good luck to you for whenever you roll the dice and advance." Ah rantilicious! Meh, bleh, feh. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 26 2004 18:48
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Ah I go to the trouble of making my second most illogical, insane and downright silly post all week and what do I get? Nothing, nada, zip. I mean come on people, I go to the trouble of creating this stuff, the least you could do is claim it's mildly annoying or something. I mean it doesn't make itself up. (Well, except for the porcupine thing, I got the idea off Dogbert. Viva la Dogbert Monarchy!). By the way I really can cook anything. Ever heard the phrase "fry s*** hard"? There's a reason it exists... OH WELL... Bucco bucco bucco REE. Seaside rhymin', I bent my wookie mon. EDIT: For those of you who for some strange(?) reason want to see what is my most illogical, insane and downright silly post all week, it's in the now closed (thank god, that was just pants-on-a-stick spam) Got Friends? (I Don't) topic by HorseHappy. If that don't make your brain hurt I'll be Lichentsteinian. [ Friday, March 26, 2004 18:54: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ] -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |