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Displayed name	Rupert
Member number	618
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Homepage	http://www.villanousity.com
Registered	Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00

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I'm Back &im wishin u a happy easter in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 11 2004 12:43 Profile Homepage #1 Riiiight... okay... SECURITY!! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
UA and Control (Topic Split) in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 11 2004 12:40 Profile Homepage #12 If you keep your gaze too fixed on the whole - the macro - then you will forever be walking into things that lie in front of you. Seeing the whole is all well and good but if you can't use it to make applications to the pieces, then it is a useless pursuit from the start. Zephyr Tempest? Que? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
UA and Control (Topic Split) in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 11 2004 09:11 Profile Homepage #6 Whoah! Sensibility. Ambition but not much in the way of plans... hmm... I would say welcome to the human race but your earlier posts really don't allow me to. Not my job anyway. Steer yourself on the path that you know is right. Not the path that you think is right (nor none of that "from the heart" bull). Remember this above all: A huge number of people on this planet want to rule it. Or at least "wouldn't mind". But they forget a fundamental; ruling a planet is very hard work, if you frag up then you're te one who takes the fall. One mistake and it's all over. Anyone who dislikes your rule will directly dislike you as a person. There are no two ways about this: you will always have people who dislike you. This can lead to all sorts of unrest. This - to put it simply - is not conductive for a healthy working enviroment. Knowing this I realise one thing: I, personally speaking, wish to aid this planet, in the sense of not letting itself get blown up or nothing. I have mentioned this several times on this board previously I believe. Therefore, to do this effectively, it would be necessary to work low profile. Without interference of the average eejit to mess it all up. Reasonable power, low profile. I hope you see the distinction. I would - being me - try to do good things. Albeit I have a "warped" sense of morals, I consider the survival of the race the most important thing. Whatever the cost. Ah! Philosophical rantlicious! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Happy Easter in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 10 2004 11:23 Profile Homepage #32 He did stump up a sizeable percentage of making costs. Half a million dollars apparently. Also supposedly he was making it true to a particular version of events as written in the Bible or some scriptures. You can either make one true to word or true to probable reality. Either way there's going to be controversy. Bravery? Stupidity? Either which, he made it. Incidentally, the movie is going to make him a very, very rich person (even more so than he already is). -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Happy Easter in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 10 2004 04:38 Profile Homepage #24 Can The Rather Small But Still Quite Mighty Kingdom of Illia invade aswell? We seceeded from the repressive mother-land this morning. All hail King Il! And actually you forgot the exceptions to that rule: Lazy Day and Silly Week, on the former it's like the Sabbath, only it includes women too and you're supposed to do EVEN less. The latter, is where you just try to do the silliest things possible from pranks to cattle-rustling, culminating in a tournament at the end of the week. I can't remember which country that celebrates these -some little one in Asia I think, maybe one of the -stans - but they are just at random points in the year (2-3 times), and are usually announced just a mont in advance. Anywhoo... isn't Passion supposed to be in actual Aramaic? If so then that must have been some SERIOUS line-learning! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Mac or PC? in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 9 2004 16:03 Profile Homepage #84 quote: Originally written by Eldibs: no computer, be it a $400 eMachine or a $4000 G5 should ever require you to install drivers for your monitor in this day and age to get it working I know that. the drivers are there to keep the monitor from going over the Refresh Rate/ Resolution Limit (well, at least on my comp.) It also did the auto install driver thing for a digital camera, a video card, and a network card. The only things on the computer that it didn't auto-install was the GeForce FX, the Audigy sound card, and the UPS, and that's because they were all released after WinXP. Oh, and about the there being more idiots than smart people, and there being more windows users than mac users, well if 5,000,000,000 Chinamen cant be wrong about tea and rice, then 5,000,000 Windows users can't be wrong. The same principle is applied in Democracy. The majority is usually correct. I rest MY case. ?... ?? ... ????!?!? Since when were there FIVE BILLION Chinese males in this world? I mean COME ON! There are only about six and a half billion people in TOTAL! I think that you mean that there are about... one billion Chinese nationals in this world. Also... that is a case? (in a silly voice) "The majority is usually correct." For a start it's ARE usually. Secondly the majority are generally idiots, believing what they get told because they're the sort that don't want to know the truth because it might upset their perfect world. Pfaugh. Pfaugh I say to your case. I bid you good day. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 9 2004 15:52 Profile Homepage #104 McRalph, strapped down in his chair was getting more and more irate by the second wit the crowd currently plastered to the window, "Hmm... sightseers gazing like are they, realise they not that mission we are on? Rollocks to this," getting up and striding down the corridor, in his anger he almost ran down a group of oddly clothed people. Taking one look at them he knew something was wrong... they all had green beards - even the women, "hmm... need of medical assistance do you?" The odd looking people only just then realising his presence started to make a grab for him - "Skri- smoo- smoothie skribbane, want more!" Swiftly realising that these really odd people weren't in fact the harmless maniacs he had first taken them for, and instead were some REALLY, really weird type of junkie, he pulled out his Great Big Pointy Stick out of his cloak and started to poke the weirdass people. Lots. Rampantly... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Happy Easter in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 9 2004 15:33 Profile Homepage #15 Yeah happy Easter y'all, happy Lent for those who celebrate that, or Passover, or whichever one you do happen to mark. However a funny story I heard: In Romania, all of the ahm... "working girls", have decided that over Lent, they are all not going to provide their "services" and are instead all of them are going to go to church to confess and ask forgiveness. However for those out there who are planning trips to Romania, fear not, apparently services will be resumed. (not sure about churches though, priests might die of being talked to death) -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Wednesday, April 7 2004 13:14 Profile Homepage #94 "Ah! Have way found I, get stuff blue off my face. Have poked it with big stick. Ran away has it, and corner it hides in." After poking it a bit more McRalph decides to see what's going on elsewhere. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 4 2004 15:26 Profile Homepage #50 Okay, taking it one at a time: Custer: Do you know what "spinning a cakey" would be? It's not slang if it's that old so dialect is the term used. If I was a cat being threatend I certainly would not "puff up", I would tap 'em round the face and have done with it. Every idiot I meet who can't get their head round "just because I can remember lots of stuff very easily, doesn't make me smart.". My issue with the Bible is that I think it's a great LITERARY work. Kel: I never take offense EVER. The poem was pants-on-a-stick and I know it, in fact it was so pants, that you could have trousered an army with it. Why do I want any more friends? I could do with some enemies to counter-act the tedium. Also: Guile: Cunning, decieving. Both of them, would any of you to know me, would see them as an apt description. It's fun. Ogre: It's funner this way, trust me. And just a point: people are going to say they're "crap" as you so put it, Alec's posts in this topic have all been to this effect, and I am calling my own such. Maaya: I take criticism gladly, but have learnt that on occaision it's very funny to slap the critic back in the face just to see what they'll do. Hence. Aloreal: You have a good point. TTFN. Bleh, feh, meh. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 4 2004 15:05 Profile Homepage #78 "B-hutch of the monkeys!! Blue am I now! Find silly man and meaning of big pointy sitck where sun shines not shall I!" -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 12:21 Profile Homepage #42 NO NO NO! This will NOT do. I admit that my knowledge of the word "twixt" and the term "baroque" were as good as non-existant. But I know what every other word means, I have learnt more archaic old English dialects than you probably know exist, so this WILL not stand. I never expect approval, I don't even want it. It was merely something I did randomly in two minutes (literally so), and posted because it was basically very, very silly, much like yourself good sir. And if you consider yourself lax on sturucture and prose, then I would REALLY hate to meet someone that you consider strict on the matter. and that was not an insult to intellectuals, (of which I am considered to be) it was an insult on the part of your high standards. And DON'T start me on the bible, or then I may be forced to say something, which according to the CoC is unforgivable. And I'll sum myself up for you (as you seem incapable of being to the point in that matter) Simply: Guile. Unless you don't even know what THAT means. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 11:44 Profile Homepage #40 LOLOLOLOL!! OKAY OKAY! Now once again in English please. It wasn't anything serious fer crying out loud! I have no idea what twixt means (nor any intention of finding out) As for baroque style, I've heard of it, but that's as far as it goes. No offence, but poor structure or not it is one of my many writing styles and is useful for comic devices. I'm sorry that I upset your English teacher instinct and I'll change it so it makes sense (but still not too much) but you take things far too seriously mate. Lighten up. No piece of poetry or prose that mine fair hand hath written, has been entirely seriously. I even once wrote an essay espousing the virtues of cheese, got me an A* and a right laugh along with the rest of the class. (Truthfully speaking the cheese essay was supposed to be a joke designed to get me a low grade (to do with a bet), but she really didn't get it until I'd spelt it out.) Bleh, Meh, Feh. And if anyone should want my essay, they're welcome to have it. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 10:59 Profile Homepage #68 Cow of the holy nostril!?! Clean his nostrils ever has he?! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 10:54 Profile Homepage #38 Try this, another two-minuter (NOT THAT!): The lark hath twixt it's beak The lark hath twixt it's beak, As the sadness arise the hills, The young man a-weeps, His sorrow, deathly chill, His true love, or so his thought, A dear Emmeline, so fair, Hath spurned his heart's advance, Brok'n with nay a care, His love hath rejected him, Now only an end he seek, Life finished to the mighty cry, The lark hath twixt it's beak. EDIT: Edited for purpose of grammatically correct people, not metioning any name. (Psssst... look below!) Though I still reckon it read better when this was the final stanza: His love hath rejected him, Destroyed the love he seek, And with a mighty cry, The lark hath twixt it's beak. And it wasn't SUCH a downer. And what with the topics around it that were brought up recently. Bleh, Meh, Feh. [ Saturday, April 03, 2004 11:51: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ] -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 10:34 Profile Homepage #66 OOC: I try one. But if you kill my character because of it, I will be displeased. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 05:25 Profile Homepage #64 OOC: (affecting Southern drawl) Well I'm awful sorry Mr. Stuff, I didn' mean to misun'stan' you sir... Little ole Uncle Reamus never mean' to hurt nobody! (Song of the South referrence for those who think "Disney" is a type of ice-cream) Sorry mate, misunderstood and followed a lead. I'll try a recovery: IC: Actually McRalph woke from the weird and wonderful dream involving mutated sea bass, the west coast of Peru growing legs and some sort of pod. After remembering the smell had knocked him out in the 12th round. Picking up his (as always) very pointy stick, he screamed the war cry; "You dang smell get it now, oh yeah. Personal this time is." And charged once more into the affray. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Favourite Smells in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Saturday, April 3 2004 02:02 Profile Homepage #43 Actually some Thai or Chinese smells double diamond gorgeous. Mmmm... tie. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 19:13 Profile Homepage #61 "As Confucius say: random button pushing usually idea bad. Oh well." And amazingly, after pushing the button and being propelled forward, McRalph thought of even more things which Confucius may well have said: "Get out of this, if I, know will he meaning of BIG POINTY STICK!" -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 15:10 Profile Homepage #33 Why, would you like one? And though he be a right-royal pain, he didn't shun everyone's work, there were two he liked I believe. 'Sides, yours was actually pretty good compared to the majority of pants poetry I see nowadays. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 14:50 Profile Homepage #31 Which was? And HEY! You try better in two minutes. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 14:25 Profile Homepage #58 OOC: How about it turning into a character? Anyone fancy playing the part of a really smelly smell? IC: It dang. Smell somehow pointy stick dodging. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Poetry in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 14:21 Profile Homepage #29 Here's a poem I made up as I was writing this: The hippos' Cossack dance, Penguins mildly indigo, Playing the game of chance, They wait for the lawn to mow. For if not why, Then where or how, Perchance, shall they try? The sun shines, though misty night, All at once, and at one, The animals above begin the light, And as quick'nd it is done. For though the dance was dawn, The animals gather, drawn, To watch the light anew, As the new day was born. - Some random thing I made up this second. Strangely enough I don't NEED critique to tell me what that was: Pants On A VERY Pointy Stick. Meh, bleh, feh. Stop stealing my phrases or constiuent parts Dangit! And yes I mean YOU. You know who you are. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 14:02 Profile Homepage #56 OOC: He's got a point, big pointy sticks can only do so much. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Need information on the Strategic Defense Initiative in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 2 2004 11:17 Profile Homepage #10 Technically speaking, if some-one developed a tpe of counter-missile, that is to say, a missile to intercept the incoming warhead. It could (theoretically) be used safely to "down" the incoming nuke. This is because, unless the nuke's own detonater activates it, the chances of it going off when hit by the "counter-missile", are in fact, minutely small. For example, shooting a bullet from a standard .45 into the center of the warhead, would only make it go off less than 1 in a million times. Hitting the outer casing to knock it off trajectory would have an even smaller chance than that. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 \| Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00

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