Profile for Rupert

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Displayed name	Rupert
Member number	618
Title	Agent
Postcount	1487
Homepage	http://www.villanousity.com
Registered	Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00

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Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 15:38 Profile Homepage #28 Ah! But where would be the fun in that? Every attempt of physical violence to myself to this date has failed. Though mine is an unusual name and so I'd be fairly easy to track down, there would be a kind of poetic justice I suppose. It would still be quite amusing though. Though I must warn anyone who feels that they want to, better make it good, 'cause otherwise I'll get back up and give them a resoundingly good crack. OH well. And Kel, how about this for, "policies I would implement if I could": adulthood is determined by taking a standardized test, like an IQ test only for maturity of character. Upon "passing", you have all the rights and responsibilities of an adult; voting, working full-time etc. but also being judged in the courts as an adult, paying taxes etc. I'm still working out the exact details, but it is extremely do-able. And would make alot more sense. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Happy Beltane! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 15:28 Profile Homepage #3 Yes Alec, but with you, you brand everyone an annoying idiot, so what's the point? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 14:09 Profile Homepage #25 Well quite frankly I'm sure even Alec could come up with something better than most of the societies we have nowdays. I have ideas for something ALOT better than what we have now, but as any "half-baked idiot" knows, having the idea and being able to make it reality are quite often two VERY different things. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Koala Cull in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 14:01 Profile Homepage #3 It is sad that an animal could actually eat itself to extinction, but I do strongly agree that measures must be taken before an ecological catastrophe takes place. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 13:53 Profile Homepage #22 Oooooo! Madam! If I was, I'd start referring to America as a "colony". But I'm not going to. I just don't like the groupings that humanity has come up with. I have nothing against the individuals themselves. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
*bangs head on desk* in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 11:31 Profile Homepage #14 Peace? Bah! I will fight you to the ends of the Earth, with BOTH hands tied behind my back, armed with nothing more than a tumble-dryer and Nigel the Swedish penmaker!! En garde! BTW, what's "furries"? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
gryphon feather for Genevieve in Nethergate
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 11:26 Profile Homepage #3 Yes, but you need enough Dex. to get it. In addition, I think before you can go into the room with that gryphon, you have to free the gryphon in the outdoor encounter along the northen edge of the map eastward from the Aerie. Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 11:13 Profile Homepage #19 Ah third time in a week. A veritable personal record. (snarls) draws claws. Now, what was that again? First person to accus me of racism, is the first to be flambe. I am NOT racist. I actually belong to "we are all human, whoever or wherever we are" group of humanity. I am in no way xenophobic either. I have nothing against any single human being. I DO have something against when those people form groups, usually because those groups have major collective faults that they should be smart enough to have prevented. I don't like the French as a nation because the nation seems xenophobic, I, however have nothing against any French individual. I don't like the Americans because as a nation they are heavy-handed and support the Israelies, I, however have nothing against any American individual (except Dubya, but that's because he's a leader. Not a big fan of leaders, they seem synonmous with "idiot"). All individual humans are not at fault in any way, whatever they do. Simply because they follow the laws of Humanics. Oh Rantilicious! With extra claws! Bleh, feh, meh. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Friday, April 30 2004 10:48 Profile Homepage #164 OOC: We need to have some enemies, don't have to be fancy but we need SOMETHING to have a go at. IC: Unfortunately, at the exact point in time when the MicroSpider was entering the stomach wall, Jonnie, who had found some money in the back pocket of a pair of trousers which were next to some odd chalk lines, had found a funfair and had got on the rollercoaster... OOC: Hint, brace for impact! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
A Petition in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Wednesday, April 28 2004 07:54 Profile Homepage #7 TPI: You there young sonny-me-lad! FBM: Me sir? TPI: Yes, you. Would like to sign a petition to end world hunger? FBM: Well of course, I'm very anti-hunger... wait a minute... why does this say, "I Demand the Abolition of All Present Governments and the Institution of an Alorael Monarchy Over the Whole World"? TPI: Erm, erm... ah! Standard boilerplate, the lawyers insisted. FBM: Phew, I'll sign ANYTHING to keep those quiet for a minute. But I still say custom titles all round! But especially for Alorael. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Pssst... it's a secret in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Wednesday, April 28 2004 07:47 Profile Homepage #22 While that would be extremely amusing, I think it unlikely, Alorael will probably just switch to another account, probably already has one, quite a few of the oldies do. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Jell-O in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Wednesday, April 28 2004 07:42 Profile Homepage #18 I prefer my main course selection: live cow in jelly (strawberry preferably for flavour). Mmmmm... wobbly moo. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
LINUX on Yahoo! news in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Tuesday, April 27 2004 13:05 Profile Homepage #1 Ooooo! Probably the most biased Yahoo! item I've ever seen. And what's so great about all that? So it solves world hunger and brushes your teeth while you are sleeping - I may own a "buggy" (putting it mildly) operating system (Win95), but it... it... erm... okay I'll bring the lemonade. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Spiritual Guidance Needed! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Tuesday, April 27 2004 12:56 Profile Homepage #4 Yes, but even if the bleesing of God has not been given, if the Holy Scepter should be used in the righteous purpose by person or persons properly sanctified and observing the proper rituals then ever lasting torment can be averted. To the second, indeed not. For in truth and holy honesty, they aren't THAT smart. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
BoA and BoE in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Tuesday, April 27 2004 12:42 Profile Homepage #2 OMG! It's another episode of: The Topic that Kept on Coming up Again and Again Despite Having Been Done to Death Already! But seriously, BoA is supposed to be pretty good, the real test will be the quality of scenario that comes from it. Right now BoE has hordes of quality scens (though a few that should have been buried at birth), it is merely a matter of whether BoA can match or beat that. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Age in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Tuesday, April 27 2004 12:33 Profile Homepage #58 (For the SECOND time this week) (snarls) Draws claws. Now, what was that again? There's something wrong being my age? Slap 'im round the face an' call 'im Jim. And if you sound old, you've certainly never heard me dither. I can dither better than the average senile eighty year old. So Jame, you're 700,000,000,000,000? Well happy birthday! Though I must admit Morgan is right, I still say TM for sure. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Tuesday, April 27 2004 12:18 Profile Homepage #155 McRalph: This what is? Alex: It's an anti-bear device. See? You hold it like this and do the following. The bears should then go away. Alex at that moment was holding something that looked like a cross between a drunk emu and Barbara Streisland (sp?). The problem was that it was about three metres long and appeared to have handholds every two inches. Alex, it would appear, had just randomly chosen a handhold and was now trying very hard not to drop it, having chosen handholds at either end for each hand to hold and didn't have a particulary good hold on either. McRalph: So, basis in, have no idea working as to have you? Alex: Err... no. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Monday, April 26 2004 14:50 Profile Homepage #151 OOC: Ship's as big as it needs to be. Christ! I got a big freezer in there. Some-one got an idea for Jonnie? IC: McRalph: Bears you damn! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Monday, April 26 2004 10:58 Profile Homepage #16 Okey. The most recent example I can remember (dang memory) is the one about that woman in David Blunkett's staff. The one who knowingly let in thousands of eastern-European illegal immigrants. ITV and Channel 4 (both ITN productions) reported it quickly. The Beeb took two days longer. Long after it was news. Also, talking of Blunkett, (yes, he is barcoded Khoth, part of the new ID scheme, it's just invisible ) one thing I have really learnt from that damn sadist is that just because someone is blind, it doesn't mean that they are patient or nice either. Biatch. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Age in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Monday, April 26 2004 10:47 Profile Homepage #5 Sticky? Que? Excuse me for sounding like a COMPLETE newb, but, what does that mean again? -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Monday, April 26 2004 10:44 Profile Homepage #146 Running down the corridor with several bears in pursuit and no pointy sticks to attack them with, McRalph turns the corner and almost runs down Zephyr and Plah. Zephyr: What's wrong mister? Do you want me to get Mr. Fishy to look up something in this book? Plah: Ignore him. What's wrong? McRalph: Big mistake made have I! Bears out of freezer I have let! Zephyr: Bears! Ooo! Where? The question was soon answered by one of the creatures dashing round the corner. Swinging it's head from side to side it charged... Suddenly it skidded to a halt. Taking one more glance out the window behind them, it turned and ran as fast as it could in the opposite direction - coincidentaly in this case, a wall. Taking their attention away from the sttuned animal for a moment, the three looked behind them and out the window. Zephyr: Mr. Fishy tells me we aren't in the lung anymore. Plah: No kid, this is certainly NOT the lung and those certainly DO look like nachos and Coke. McRalph: Oh poo... (Over the intercom) Alex: Everyone remember their emergency training? I'll take that as a yes. Use it. Plah: Isn't that the training that says, "In case of emergency, put your head between your legs and kiss your rear goodbye"? McRalph: Yes, yes it is... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Age in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Monday, April 26 2004 10:19 Profile Homepage #3 Argh! Another topic that has been done to death too many times to count!!!!!!! 15. -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Pssst... it's a secret in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 25 2004 11:33 Profile Homepage #1 Knowing the ole ragamuffin, Alorael will probably post another 25 times to make it one off and then go into a huge lurk. And you know you could've been a little more subtle. Like PMing people to say this or posting it on an obscure board which he doesn't mod. Ah, why I am I complaining? Me subtle? Pfaugh! -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Over my rather deceased cadaver. Rrrrrrr. in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 25 2004 06:31 Profile Homepage #12 Well the thing about the Beeb is that even though they are supposed to be independent of governent control, they seem to be as government-friendly as possible. For example, many a time I have seen a government scandal plastered across the ITV news, yet on Beeb news, there is no sign of it. Nor do they voice any really opinions. And the Hutton report was a travesty, but listening to the Beeb, you would think that the sun shines out of Andrew Gilligan, Geoff Hoon, Alastair Campbell and Blair's a-(AHEM)-s. In fact the verdict completely contradicted the evidence given. But the Beeb went strolling on... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
Rupert Agent Member # 618	written Sunday, April 25 2004 06:22 Profile Homepage #143 OOC: A cunning plan... IC: McRalph: Hmm... look at food cooking for tonight in freezer shall I Striding up to the freezer door and yanking it open he gaped for a moment at the sheer enormity of it. "Jesus rubbed with catnip and a very big pointy stick!" Stretching as far as the eye could see was frozen food and ice, shrugging and strolling in to find something to cook he was almost decapitated by a giant paw. Ducking swiftly an rolling out of the creature's reach, he looked up and saw a bear. Not just a normal bear, but what appeared to be a Giant Rabid Wild Mountain Bear. Looking around for something to hit it with, he saw half a dozen more of the creatures tentatively stepping out of the freezer to look around. McRalph: Jehosaphat jumping! If I am getting out of this, deep cack am I in... -------------------- I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try. In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it! Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00

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