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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Monday, November 12 2007 17:55 Profile #330
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

To Dikiyoba: Please, please let me kill him. I don't care how it's justified, just let me kill him.
I'll assist. You know, like toss Ephesos anything he needs in order to do the job.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Monday, November 12 2007 17:52 Profile #100
"Chinese foiled again"

The latest craze, wrapping children in tin foil, has failed to catch on as quickly as expected. One entertainment pundit quipped, "I guess American children are smarter than they look, as if that wasn't likely."

Heh.

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Consider This Catharsis in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Monday, November 12 2007 00:03 Profile #50
This has been fun, and humbling, to monitor. Is there more? I thought Dinti had a knockout punch, but it failed, despite scaring Aran out of the ring. Zeviz seems unphased, but it also has been a week. I need more maths!

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, November 11 2007 23:07 Profile #325
quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

*cough cough* So, when do you think the next chapter will be out?
During a recent interview, Dikiyoba confessed that her next installment would be released "Bleh. Whenever I get around to it." This author was compelled to cut short the interview at that point, not because of the brevity of her answers, but because she was clearly intoxicated.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, November 11 2007 18:10 Profile #321
quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

Correction:
It's Leeeeeroy Ngyeeeenkins..not Leeroy Jenkins.. :rolleyes:
You're booted.

Edit - Feel free to re-apply. Just keep this trash out of this thread. This is Diki's thread. Not yours.

[ Sunday, November 11, 2007 18:12: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, November 11 2007 14:59 Profile #85
quote:
Originally written by Orbiting the UN at 0.776 c:

Toys -> Rape -> Death Penalty -> Bible -> Hate -> Lock
Is that a special version of Babelfish?

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Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, November 11 2007 13:43 Profile #81
quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Do-er of Stuff:

AARRRGH! I agree with Salmon!
Damn. Now that was in Revelations.

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Monkey See, Monkey Do in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, November 11 2007 12:50 Profile #18
It would be a good start if people abandoned church as authority.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, November 11 2007 12:15 Profile #79
Why is quoting the bible considered acceptable behavior in this, or any discussion? It certainly isn't something that is done in the business world, or really anywhere except in church groups. If your personal beliefs stem from that book, and you find yourself in disagreement, you can just say that you disagree. No need to explain your rationale, since the unbelievers will find it to be stupidly stupid.
Not that you care, but I find myself losing respect for a person if they constantly rely on biblical quotes in order to justify their ethical or moral position. How about just saying "I feel it would be wrong to murder someone?" Kind of hard to debate feelings, although some people do try.

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Babelfish Contest #2 in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, November 11 2007 12:01 Profile #7
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Dutch, French, Greek, English, Japanese, English, Russian, English, Korean, English, Japanese, English, Dutch, English, Russian, English.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 23:35 Profile #68
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Oh, and watch your language please.
You're so cute when you stamp your feet.

quote:
Oh really? I only have those views of murderers, rapists, homosexuals, corrupt government officials, and female pastors.
Drug dealers don't fall into that category to me, maybe because the Bible makes no reference to them.
Why?

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Protesting (In General) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Saturday, November 10 2007 23:29 Profile #50
Albi, the racist Dragon.

Rly.

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Monkey See, Monkey Do in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 18:31 Profile #3
quote:
Originally written by Goldenking:

quote:
Originally written by Reyes:

What would humanity be without their leaders?
I'm not sure how to approach your post, so I'll just answer the question at the end.

Without leaders, humanity would be in chaotic anarchy. See every period of time after the fall of a central government. The most famous being the Dark/Medieval Ages.
Dude. You are sooo out of order.

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Monkey See, Monkey Do in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Saturday, November 10 2007 18:17 Profile #1
Just cuz.

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Protesting (In General) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 17:06 Profile #46
quote:
Originally written by Najosz Thjsza Kjras:

I have to think that if they were less ruthless about forbidding things there'd be less compulsion to do that crap. I mean, I've never been compelled to huff glue.
I disagree. I don't believe that there is any evidence supporting your theory. In fact, anecdotally it seems that the less restrictive a society, the more permutations of behavior are seen. But you're right, it still doesn't mean that everyone acts on one end of the spectrum. But that doesn't prove anything about anyone's behavioral tendencies except for the study participant.

And big *hugs* Alec, you were missed. :)

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Protesting (In General) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 16:30 Profile #44
Heh.

The reason to oppress the masses when it comes to storing vitamins or prescription drugs in a dorm room is that kids share medicine. Kids mix'n'match medicine looking for the high. Some kids will die doing that. It is much better to be oppressive than to send a kid home for winter break in a pine box.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 16:12 Profile #64
quote:
Originally written by Drew:

Christ Almighty! This topic has run a bit amok.
Hah! I was as surprised as you. :P

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Beta Call: Blades Forge in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 16:07 Profile #15
I would like to see this as a final version, rather than beta, repository. But, I really think it will be most useful for the review function. Gotta love the lyceum, but it may be time to move on.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 13:35 Profile #59
quote:
Originally written by Om, Lum, Yum:

practically no one will suggest rape can have an entirely positive social function
I'll posit that in a historical content, vis a vis amorally promoting the fittest of the species, that conquest rape had an entirely positive social function. In a small world, a rapist would be known, and the rape victim would have the confidence to point out the rapist to friends and family. They would then play the shame game until that person left that society to make their own way as a social outcast.

But yeah, now it doesn't happen that way, at least in the big world context of Ameriduh.

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Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, November 10 2007 12:22 Profile #56
We could always try to find a base species with a stricter moral code than our own, and then evolve it so that it can become the prime species of the planet. Aren't there some dooks that mate for life? Or is that a different bird?

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Babelfish Contest in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Saturday, November 10 2007 12:16 Profile #10
quote:
"Welcome to the Spiderweb Software message boards. Leave your sanity at the door."
->Dutch->French->Greek->English->Korean->English->Russian->English->French->Italian->English
quote:
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I like how it added the word "eat"

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, November 9 2007 23:01 Profile #49
quote:
Originally written by Taliesin:

I should have remembered that a lot of America thinks differently.
What on earth does that mean?

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 22:37 Profile #316
quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

Why have I never seen it before? That was...um. That was funny!
We're normal? Or at least as close to normal as possible, given the current environs.

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Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 19:45 Profile #40
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

If you want to add the death penalty, then you need to toughen the standards of proof.
Or accept that mistakes will be made, and society will acknowledge the consequences.

That would certainly go over well...

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 written Friday, November 9 2007 18:55 Profile #36
Excalibur - If you are suggesting that extra-judicial execution is being pondered, do so somewhere else.

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