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quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

*cough cough* So, when do you think the next chapter will be out?
During a recent interview, Dikiyoba confessed that her next installment would be released "Bleh. Whenever I get around to it." This author was compelled to cut short the interview at that point, not because of the brevity of her answers, but because she was clearly intoxicated.

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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

During a recent interview, Dikiyoba confessed that her next installment would be released "Bleh. Whenever I get around to it." This author was compelled to cut short the interview at that point, not because of the brevity of her answers, but because she was clearly intoxicated.
I can actually imagine Dikiyoba downing half a bottle of Jack before even opening MSWord.

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How amusing. That needs to be in the next chapter (as well as me keeping Ephesos from being revived).

Edit -oops, I didn't realize there was a new page

[ Monday, November 12, 2007 14:46: Message edited by: The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff... ]

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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

*cough cough* So, when do you think the next chapter will be out?
During a recent interview, Dikiyoba confessed that her next installment would be released "Bleh. Whenever I get around to it." This author was compelled to cut short the interview at that point, not because of the brevity of her answers, but because she was clearly intoxicated.

Was the intoxication the result of your attempt to exert undue influence on the future course of the story? :P

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quote:
Originally written by The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff...:

How amusing. That needs to be in the next chapter (as well as me keeping Ephesos from being revived).
To Dikiyoba: Please, please let me kill him. I don't care how it's justified, just let me kill him.

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

To Dikiyoba: Please, please let me kill him. I don't care how it's justified, just let me kill him.
I'll assist. You know, like toss Ephesos anything he needs in order to do the job.

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Cool! Begging! Now Nalyd can start! Please let him out of the shackles. They hurt.

[ Monday, November 12, 2007 18:02: Message edited by: Thoughts in Chaos ]

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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

To Dikiyoba: Please, please let me kill him. I don't care how it's justified, just let me kill him.
I'll assist. You know, like toss Ephesos to do the job.

FYT :P

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You're all a bunch of dirty, dirty spammers. :P

Dikiyoba.

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Actually, I was trying to ge the thread back on topic, not spam, but apparently I did. Nice picture by the way.

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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

You're all a bunch of dirty, dirty spammers. :P

Dikiyoba.

Why, thank you. I do my best.

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No, what I meant is to prevent Ephesos from getting revived at all by always accidentally stopping any process of it.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
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quote:
Originally written by The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff...:

No, what I meant is to prevent Ephesos from getting revived at all by always accidentally stopping any process of it.
Which would therefore make it intentional.

DIE, good sir.

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Yes, we need everyone capable of magic. Especially Ephesos.

*annoyingbeggingannoyingbeggingannoyingbeggingannoyingbegging*

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Is there any way to make Dikiyoba be moderator of this thread?

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In UBB? You must be joking!

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UBB: The original user repellant.

EDIT: Wait, that was Windows. :P

[ Tuesday, November 13, 2007 16:10: Message edited by: Dryth'tor ]

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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

You're all a bunch of dirty, dirty spammers. :P

Dikiyoba.

Now, now, just because you have Windows and can't play A5 is no reason to get mad.
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Ha! Go macs.

And since we're begging, for no good reason I would like to politely ask for any part in the upcoming chapters. Even a minor cameo will do. May be Ecksian can see a Ratt and test out his new combat bots on me. *Psst... Diki, I'll give you a cookie...*

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Sorry, the UBB took too long to post my response so I thought it didn't get sent.

[ Tuesday, November 13, 2007 17:09: Message edited by: The Ratt ]

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Ick. People, if you want to be in a story, write one yourself. It bugs the crap out of me that people are asking to change the story - however slightly - and I'm not even writing the damned thing.

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It's tradition. And since she listened to Nalyd and eventually included him in Episode 3, nobody will ever stop.

*Stupidunrealisticrequest*

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I would like to be in it, but I know I probably won't. Maybe I'll just sit here and eat the cookie I was going to give to Diki... eh, I'll save it.

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During a recent, profanity strewn interview, an irate Dikiyoba stressed again how upset she was at the state of this thread. "blah, grawh, blah, spam, blah, GRAHHH!" were her exact words, more or less.

Currently, she is no longer accepting any applications for appearances, but the truly desperate should send her anonymous gifts of meat. Those wishing to no longer be considered for inclusion in this story, its derivative works, and any sequels, should continue to spam and pester her using this thread as a vehicle.

Dikiyoba has thus spoken.

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Episode 5 should be a BoA scenario.

Well that was out of the blue.

Out of the blue? How do people fabricate this stuff?

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