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Stuffing into Small Places? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

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Originally written by Excalibur:

Nope, not a 36" but a normal eight-slice pizza. Not difficult when you're adolescent and haven't eaten all day.

French people eat tiny one foot pizzas often topped with a fried egg.

The French eat feet? Dear god! No wonder the English treat them with such disdain.

Pizza around here is wrongly shaped. Shard can prolly attest to American Dream pizza, where they try to not create any shapes which limit their hippy creativity. You pretty much have to measure by square inches, and I still can't eat a whole large pizza (between 180-200) but have no problem with a homemade 16" pizza. P'haps it is the quality difference.

Okay, so what about the fried egg would make a foot palatable?

American who? I've been to around eight different pizza parlors/chains around here, and their pies are all as round as my math teacher's stomach. (Copyright 2005: Mr. Lehman. Actual quote: "Circles get bigger around the middle. Like me!")

Huh. It's over near Laurelhurst. On the east side of it. Near some hospital. I always get lost getting there, and leaving I just find Sandy and get home that way.

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Tank Cat! in General
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Tank Cat! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Iffy couldn't pick a name:

Proper grammar and spelling is easier to read, thats all.
R yuo tryin to ruin lolzcat?

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Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
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Schrodinger is the resident FAQer. You can always help him out by discovering neat things about new, or old games and emailing him.

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Tank Cat! in General
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Profile #23
quote:
Originally written by Thanks Iffing:

I don't get what the top part is suposed to say.
It's pretty much gotten to the point that the rest of the folks here pretty much assume you won't understand anything not written in simple subject-verb English that involves 2 syllable words correctly spelled.

So, are you asking for help, or just stating the obvious? :P

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Nice game in General
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Welcome to Spiderweb Forums, feel free to visit for a while. The favorites of the Avernumophiles are A2 and (apparently) A5. You might try the demo of A2, and if you are a Mac user, the A5 demo.

Of course there are more, but you'll figure that out too.

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The Continuing Story of Spiderweb Software in General
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Shexy!

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Originally written by Andraste:

Sporefrog is here too, if that counts for anything. :)
That depends. Is he allowed to speak for himself, or must he parrot the party line still? :P

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The Continuing Story of Spiderweb Software in General
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Hmmm.

Andra, Zeviz, and Dikiyoba all in the same room. ...

Anyone want to start some rumors? :P

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Webcomics in General
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Profile #4
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Originally written by Arancaytar:

- Girl Genius - lots of Phil Foglio and suggestively clad cartoons. And Mad Science.

FYT :P

Edit - For the record, as it does reflect on my character, I find both Order of the Stick and XCKD to be exceedingly banal and soap operaish. I read GG, QC, and most recently I saw the noob. Like all serialized fiction, they are best taken in large and infrequent doses. This daily/MWF/weekly update thing is just lame.

[ Friday, November 23, 2007 18:03: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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FAQ Update: Who CAN and CANNOT post in General
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Profile #8
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Originally written by Cheeky Lad:

What the heck is he talking about?
Eh, don't worry about it. But do spend some time researching the various permutations of the classifications presented by the good Doctor.

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It's that time of year again... in General
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Soylent Green is why. He had a moron moment.

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Stuffing into Small Places? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Nope, not a 36" but a normal eight-slice pizza. Not difficult when you're adolescent and haven't eaten all day.

French people eat tiny one foot pizzas often topped with a fried egg.

The French eat feet? Dear god! No wonder the English treat them with such disdain.

Pizza around here is wrongly shaped. Shard can prolly attest to American Dream pizza, where they try to not create any shapes which limit their hippy creativity. You pretty much have to measure by square inches, and I still can't eat a whole large pizza (between 180-200) but have no problem with a homemade 16" pizza. P'haps it is the quality difference.

Okay, so what about the fried egg would make a foot palatable?

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Wow!! in General
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Profile #34
Typically, I log in to the game, then enter chat, then scream some meaningless obscenity. And then I type "Hi!"
I recommend that procedure to anyone that has to log in to something. Anything. :D

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Tree Graphics in Blades of Avernum
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quote:
Originally written by Dahak:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

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Originally written by Ishad Nha:

This is a world of powerful magic is it not?
Usually not. Gravity, time, and other mundane forces are always at work. Dahak stated the season, which indicates that the planet rotates about an axis which isn't perpendicular to orbit at all times. That's not magic, though it is pretty darn special. :P

No, it indicates that the season's change. For all you know the fall season could be brought on by an evil magic spell which failed to bring about an eternal winter.

Long ago a band of heroes may have fought back. Though they defeated the Winter King, he still managed to set his spell in motion. Every year the spell gathers power, but it only lasts long enough for a single winter. Then the forces of spring take hold once more as winter retreats to gather its power once more. An eternal spell going about its work never fully succeeded.

Quite sad.

I better see that in the intro text. Or at least in a book from some inaccessible (except to Imban) bookshelf. :P

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Profile #17
quote:
Originally written by Ishad Nha:

This is a world of powerful magic is it not?
Usually not. Gravity, time, and other mundane forces are always at work. Dahak stated the season, which indicates that the planet rotates about an axis which isn't perpendicular to orbit at all times. That's not magic, though it is pretty darn special. :P

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Wow!! in General
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Profile #28
I was bummed out when I started needing helps for the Infocom games. I think the text only were sufficiently verbose that you could figure out the plot. With the target-n-click stuff later on, well it sometimes wasn't so obvious what designer drug the designer had consumed before designing.

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It's that time of year again... in General
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Profile #17
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Originally written by Goldenking:

The question isn't turkey specific. It's whether you prefer white over dark meat. If you like both, then you don't prefer either.
No, but it is specific to poultry. :P

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Stuffing into Small Places? in General
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I stuffed a surprising amount of food in my mouth today, followed by 3 slices of pie.

...

Mmmmm pie. :)

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Wow!! in General
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sure. Just give away that information. Now anybody can get in there and spam.

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Tree Graphics in Blades of Avernum
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Ecologically, you wouldn't find conifers next to the water. They need to stay roots-dry, in general. I would recommend putting some decidious and some brush next to the water, and then concentrating conifer stands away from development. Also, deciduous are usually the first trees to grow in freshly disturbed soil.

I liked #2 (of the most recent set) the most, but would recommend having one field stubble cut to reflect that grain is harvested in late summer/early fall.

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Heh. Zeviz, Dikiyoba and I are playing KoL. Crack is back!

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Help make Geneforge/Avernum XFire supported! in General
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Originally written by Zeviz:

If anyone cares, I asked Spiderweb staff for guidance. They banned him. The reason I needed guidance was because I wasn't sure how to respond when one member referred to another as a "Fagot." It wasn't well received...
FYT, and for future reference, fagot is an older spelling. Now the term "******" embraces seven meanings, although two of them are similar. I'm sure the intentions were pure though, and Alec was ... ah ... nope. Derogatory. :rolleyes:

Edit - Sweet. No more discussions on that type of knitting.

[ Thursday, November 22, 2007 01:41: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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The Continuing Story of Spiderweb Software in General
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1. Shard of Fire, because it wouldn't take effort and she seems like a fun person.
2. Nephil v Slith
3. You have no idea.
4. Completed? Mystery Manor Played? Thralni's thing (Yes, I played most recently with Thralni's thing)
5. I enjoy seeing ten cent ideas expressed with $100 words.
6. Yes. You wouldn't have heard of them though, they are kinda hush hush.
7. Honestly? No one deserves to be a moderator. Thankless, dirty job.
8. Kingdom of Loathing, literate.

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Stuffing into Small Places? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Void Where Permitted:

—Alorael, who has heard that Spidwebbers are uniformly insufferable. He has yet to see anything that dispels this potential myth.
I don't need no steenking uniform to be inthufferable.

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