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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General | |
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written Monday, December 10 2007 01:27
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quote:Yeah, so thanks for making me click and read this post. I figured you would have something pithy to add about the episode, or how you perceive your role. But no. Just another waster of my time. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, December 10 2007 01:09
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quote:Absolutely. The KKK still holds rallies. The difference is that my values are more open and friendly than the ones I oppose. By allowing more equality I have the higher moral ground. I make no distinction. Race, creed, color, ability, sexuality, transportation preference, looks, hair color, weight, and location. If you and another human being wish to enter into a contract that says you will provide a stable home for one another until death do you part, then I award you one benefits package courtesy of the Federal government. If you chose to not enter into a contract, then you don't get that benefits package. And best of all, anyone can enter into that contract. You and your sweetie can establish a home together, and know that some things automatically happen. Like these. quote:Those don't apply to same-sex couples living together without the government license. Let me repeat that. If you don't have a marriage license, you don't have those protections under law. No survivorship rights, no visitation rights, no rights to dispute legal documents post-mortem. These are ALL hardships, and are visited upon homosexuals in relationships because they aren't permitted to marry. It is extremely straightforward. quote:Thanks. Oh. Wait. You mean you don't understand that treating someone differently is wrong, or you don't understand that sexual preference isn't a deliberate choice. Edit - I highlighted a few, but many of them are huge benefits gifted for married couples and deserve recognition. [ Monday, December 10, 2007 01:41: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 23:46
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quote:Heee. Except the fundamentalist Christian movement in the USA (and perhaps elsewhere). A similar solution was shot down in Oregon with a bumper sticker campaign of [One Man/One Woman]. Those stickers are usually seen in companionship with Anti-choice stickers and Jesus fish. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 23:09
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quote:That females only bear children when impregnated by a male of the same species is a result of evolution. There is no "natural" distinction, other than impregnation, which makes pairings of sexes important at all. Quite frequently in nature you find that a single dominant male will impregnate multiple females. You will also find subordinate males frequently copulating amongst themselves, at least in pack-type species, until a time when they get females of their own. And since you find the same behaviors in humans, I see your argument is based on the world-view espoused by your faith, which is seeking a perfection of world which might even admit that homosexuals play no role. Which is fine, as we are in the United States. Just realize that by creating a set of rights, and applying them unevenly across our citizens, with the only distinction being a factor of genetics, we have created a new set of Jim Crow laws. They're just harder to see, because it's harder to test for gay than for African ancestry. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General | |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 21:25
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quote:Seeing you beg is like ... totally awesome, dude. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 16:07
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quote:Goldenboy has made the rules for this RP universe. Those rules include the statement that there are no sentient muffins. If you want to RP a muffin, you can't do it in this universe, since the only thing your muffin will be doing is sitting there, waiting to be eaten. And that would be sad. Er, Sadder. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 15:40
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quote:It is easier to give up. When a person can say, with a straight face, "society would turn predominately homosexual" there is exposed a fundamental lack of understanding which effectively removes them from the conversation. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 13:58
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quote:Short of calling you a moron, I don't know how to respond to this. Let me just suggest that you exercise your brain and imagine a world where people reproduce out of necessity and a sense of community, but preserve their bonds of affection to those that they truly love. quote:Again, your personal impressions about how the world oughta be have absolutely no impact on reality. You can do the research yourself, but you won't, and discover the truth. And that was me that "mentioned" it. Because it deserved mention because it was part of the discussion, and was the true history of the ban. Polygamy was not illegal prior to the propagation of the Mormon faith. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 13:49
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In five years our children and grand children will be talking about the legendary RP of misfits. Luckily, they will have records to study, so such an event can be prevented in their time. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 11:45
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quote:Please explain what you meant by sex being an arbitrary distinction, or not, and how that applies to restrictions that are (or are not) based on arbitrary distinctions. Because really, when you make statements like the above, your credibility declines and I see you reverting to party line discourse rather than the intelligent rational thought processes of which I know you are capable. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 10:00
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quote:Too bad he doesn't have a son. Maybe a brother or cousin could step into the role? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 9 2007 09:03
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Early fights between the church and the people that were consolidating power bases in politicized Europe became the battleground for authority over marriage, and the various definitions. Stillness - Dodging my point by hypothesizing wildly is an admirable technique. Also, I'm not sure that anyone was claiming sodomy should be banned. After all, it is only another type of penetration. Traditionally one preferred by men of the cloth, to be sure, but I'm not sure that that should exclude it from normal practice. And from what I understand, it is more and more considered normal practice. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 8 2007 13:59
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quote:As long as they are of the opposite sex. This restriction is based on an arbitrary judgment that is traditionally viewed as coming from religion. quote:Mostly because marriage is a verbal and written contract between two willing participants. Your plan to marry a plant while breaking into a restroom fails that test. It would be interesting if you tried though. That might make national news. quote:If you injure yourself and require medical aid, please do me a favor and restrict that aid to cash-and-carry only. I don't want to see your freedom impinge upon my insurance rates. quote:Most people should be aware that laws against polygamy were specifically designed to move the members of the Mormon church from the eastern United States. What could have come to blows instead was defused when the head of the Mormon church agreed to prohibit polygamy within the church. In practice however, all that happened was that it was no longer condoned. It still exists, more so in the Mormon community than in any other. And kudos to Iffy for the amazing derailment. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 8 2007 13:45
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quote:So, a lich stays in its lair (90%), in a remote location, and scares the bejesus out of most of humanity. Good luck with role-playing it. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 8 2007 12:20
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quote:Huh. Maybe my brain so utterly rejected the notion that someone would roleplay a categorically one-dimensional character that I missed that identity mark. Well, good luck. Edit - Letter adjustment [ Saturday, December 08, 2007 12:21: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 7 2007 23:27
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quote:You might be surprised. There are many non-secular schools which would not have you as teacher. That aside, how white of you to consider it a non-issue since it wouldn't affect you personally. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 7 2007 15:28
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So, suicide doesn't get the media attention it merits? Even a politician's rather famous suicide got rather short air time. The guy with the gun is only a victim through his own actions. That doesn't make him a victim. It makes him a ruiner. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 7 2007 10:26
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Azuma - At 6 feet tall, the average weight range would be 155 (very skinny) to 215 (upper level of fit). There is obviously a lot of wiggle room in there, but at least it moves you closer to a reasonable ratio. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 7 2007 10:20
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Nioca - You are wrong. Abandon that line of thought now, before your mind is thoroughly riddled with holes. Stillness - You are blind to that which you do not want to see. Publicly decided measures on the equality of homosexuals (when deciding on their right to suffer a publicly condoned marriage) were almost all defeated in the last round of elections. Since the government bases a lot of rights (survivorship,etc) on the relationship of marriage, it seems quite clear that while God condones homosexuality, man and government do not. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 7 2007 10:09
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Did at any point Student of Trinity make the bold suggestion that some forum-goers direct other forum-goers in the conduct of their RP? Because, that seems to be working out, so far... :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 6 2007 23:28
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Gathering data and processing data are two entirely different creatures. Alec; I appreciate your candor. Know that I stand to the left of center and don't support certain underlying policies which create the current need for extracurricular government activities. My suggestion is only that there might be an application of the Facebook protocol which would obviate the need for agents. Those same actors which do harm to others are also in harm's way. I would not see that happening, if at all possible. At some point it will become necessary to discuss the factors which create the current requirement for agencies like the alphabets that you mentioned. They certainly seem pervasive, and with their need-to-know-eyes-only philosophy to protect the "whatever" of the American peoples, at some point it might become important to figure out if, in fact, the creatures that they seek to hide are as frightening as they suggest. Of course, before that happens, climate changes will have accelerated to the point where it is moot. Bigger fish to fry, and all that. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 6 2007 23:04
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quote:Dude. See a doctor. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 6 2007 22:06
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I find it hard to understand how this thread could have gotten even worse in the past 6 hours. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 6 2007 16:05
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Hey! We love our fundies. And by "we" I mean comedians. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 5 2007 21:53
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quote:Why? It's not particularly important to the story or the victims, so what is your personal agenda and why do you chose to use this as a platform? I personally don't believe that you have any proof for your statement, nor do I believe that you could find it. Random acts of violence occur everywhere on the planet. You may think that means matter, or locations, but the only thing that matters is that 8 people died because one young man went a little off in the head. In short, your statement has been deemed offensive, and is one that is rarely made outside the U.S. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |