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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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quote:
Originally written by Funkadelic:

I hope you're pleased with yourself Dikiyoba - the latest episode took 15 or so minutes from my 24 hours.

Stop helping me procrastinate!!

Yeah, so thanks for making me click and read this post. I figured you would have something pithy to add about the episode, or how you perceive your role. But no. Just another waster of my time.

:P

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quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

What I really want is to know if you feel that the person that disagrees with you has the right to push his values just like you have the right to push yours.
Absolutely. The KKK still holds rallies. The difference is that my values are more open and friendly than the ones I oppose. By allowing more equality I have the higher moral ground. I make no distinction. Race, creed, color, ability, sexuality, transportation preference, looks, hair color, weight, and location. If you and another human being wish to enter into a contract that says you will provide a stable home for one another until death do you part, then I award you one benefits package courtesy of the Federal government. If you chose to not enter into a contract, then you don't get that benefits package. And best of all, anyone can enter into that contract. You and your sweetie can establish a home together, and know that some things automatically happen. Like these.
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Written by the Committee that worked to decide how to cause hardship by denying marriage to same sex couples.
Married people have the following Federally legislated rights.
* Right to many of ex- or late spouse's benefits, including:
o Social Security pension
o veteran's pensions, indemnity compensation for service-connected deaths, medical care, and nursing home care, right to burial in veterans' cemeteries, educational assistance, and housing
o survivor benefits for federal employees
o survivor benefits for spouses of longshoremen, harbor workers, railroad workers
o additional benefits to spouses of coal miners who die of black lung disease
o $100,000 to spouse of any public safety officer killed in the line of duty
o continuation of employer-sponsored health benefits
o renewal and termination rights to spouse's copyrights on death of spouse
o continued water rights of spouse in some circumstances
o payment of wages and workers compensation benefits after worker death
o making, revoking, and objecting to post-mortem anatomical gifts
* Right to benefits while married:
o employment assistance and transitional services for spouses of members being separated from military service; continued commissary privileges
o per diem payment to spouse for federal civil service employees when relocating
o Indian Health Service care for spouses of Native Americans (in some circumstances)
o sponsor husband/wife for immigration benefits
* Larger benefits under some programs if married, including:
o veteran's disability
o Supplemental Security Income
o disability payments for federal employees
o medicaid
o property tax exemption for homes of totally disabled veterans
o income tax deductions, credits, rates exemption, and estimates
* Joint and family-related rights:
o joint filing of bankruptcy permitted
o joint parenting rights, such as access to children's school records
o family visitation rights for the spouse and non-biological children, such as to visit a spouse in a hospital or prison
o next-of-kin status for emergency medical decisions or filing wrongful death claims
o custodial rights to children, shared property, child support, and alimony after divorce
o domestic violence intervention
o access to "family only" services, such as reduced rate memberships to clubs & organizations or residency in certain neighborhoods
* Preferential hiring for spouses of veterans in government jobs
* Tax-free transfer of property between spouses (including on death) and exemption from "due-on-sale" clauses.
* Special consideration to spouses of citizens and resident aliens
* Spouse's flower sales count towards meeting the eligibility for Fresh Cut Flowers and Fresh Cut Greens Promotion and Information Act
* Threats against spouses of various federal employees is a federal crime
* Right to continue living on land purchased from spouse by National Park Service when easement granted to spouse
* Court notice of probate proceedings
* Domestic violence protection orders
* Existing homestead lease continuation of rights
* Regulation of condominium sales to owner-occupants exemption
* Funeral and bereavement leave
* Joint adoption and foster care
* Joint tax filing
* Insurance licenses, coverage, eligibility, and benefits organization of mutual benefits society
* Legal status with stepchildren
* Making spousal medical decisions
* Spousal non-resident tuition deferential waiver
* Permission to make funeral arrangements for a deceased spouse, including burial or cremation
* Right of survivorship of custodial trust
* Right to change surname upon marriage
* Right to enter into prenuptial agreement
* Right to inheritance of property
* Spousal privilege in court cases (the marital confidences privilege and the spousal testimonial privilege)

Those don't apply to same-sex couples living together without the government license. Let me repeat that. If you don't have a marriage license, you don't have those protections under law. No survivorship rights, no visitation rights, no rights to dispute legal documents post-mortem. These are ALL hardships, and are visited upon homosexuals in relationships because they aren't permitted to marry. It is extremely straightforward.

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The comparison to racism and claims of discrimination are just clever equivocation.
Thanks. Oh. Wait. You mean you don't understand that treating someone differently is wrong, or you don't understand that sexual preference isn't a deliberate choice.

Edit - I highlighted a few, but many of them are huge benefits gifted for married couples and deserve recognition.

[ Monday, December 10, 2007 01:41: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

This seems like an eminently reasonable solution that would please almost everybody.
Heee.

Except the fundamentalist Christian movement in the USA (and perhaps elsewhere). A similar solution was shot down in Oregon with a bumper sticker campaign of [One Man/One Woman]. Those stickers are usually seen in companionship with Anti-choice stickers and Jesus fish.

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quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

Male-female is a natural distinction, not a manmade one. The government recognizing male-female unions as special is not arbitrary because that pairing is naturally unique and different and from male-male/female-female groupings.
That females only bear children when impregnated by a male of the same species is a result of evolution. There is no "natural" distinction, other than impregnation, which makes pairings of sexes important at all. Quite frequently in nature you find that a single dominant male will impregnate multiple females. You will also find subordinate males frequently copulating amongst themselves, at least in pack-type species, until a time when they get females of their own. And since you find the same behaviors in humans, I see your argument is based on the world-view espoused by your faith, which is seeking a perfection of world which might even admit that homosexuals play no role. Which is fine, as we are in the United States. Just realize that by creating a set of rights, and applying them unevenly across our citizens, with the only distinction being a factor of genetics, we have created a new set of Jim Crow laws. They're just harder to see, because it's harder to test for gay than for African ancestry.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

[b]DIE.

All I ask is that you let the search party find me, fast. Really, really, really fast.[/b]
Seeing you beg is like ... totally awesome, dude.

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quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

What is wrong with muffins?
Goldenboy has made the rules for this RP universe. Those rules include the statement that there are no sentient muffins. If you want to RP a muffin, you can't do it in this universe, since the only thing your muffin will be doing is sitting there, waiting to be eaten. And that would be sad. Er, Sadder.

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quote:
Originally written by Drew:

Excalibur, you may as well stop participating in this discussion now if you're unable or (hopefully for you just) unwilling to engage in abstract reasoning.
It is easier to give up. When a person can say, with a straight face, "society would turn predominately homosexual" there is exposed a fundamental lack of understanding which effectively removes them from the conversation.

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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

By Dikiyoba
quote:
Can you honestly tell me that if you were a heterosexual in a predominately homosexual society
A predominately homosexual society? What kind of hogwash is that? A predominately homosexual society does not exist because...
Drumroll...
It takes a heterosexual relationship to produce a human being. In your situation all the homosexuals would die out, leaving the straight people behind.

Short of calling you a moron, I don't know how to respond to this. Let me just suggest that you exercise your brain and imagine a world where people reproduce out of necessity and a sense of community, but preserve their bonds of affection to those that they truly love.

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Originally written by Excalibur:


Someone mentioned that polygamy was banned to drive the Mormons out. Because polygamy is banned or at least frowned upon in much of the world, I doubt that is the case.

Again, your personal impressions about how the world oughta be have absolutely no impact on reality. You can do the research yourself, but you won't, and discover the truth. And that was me that "mentioned" it. Because it deserved mention because it was part of the discussion, and was the true history of the ban. Polygamy was not illegal prior to the propagation of the Mormon faith.

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In five years our children and grand children will be talking about the legendary RP of misfits. Luckily, they will have records to study, so such an event can be prevented in their time.

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quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

This restriction is based on an arbitrary judgment that is traditionally viewed as coming from religion.
Let’s say sex is an arbitrary distinction (which it most certainly is not), what does it matter what the origins of a judgment are? ...

Please explain what you meant by sex being an arbitrary distinction, or not, and how that applies to restrictions that are (or are not) based on arbitrary distinctions. Because really, when you make statements like the above, your credibility declines and I see you reverting to party line discourse rather than the intelligent rational thought processes of which I know you are capable.

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Originally written by Randomizer:

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Originally written by Arancaytar:

It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P
They aren't that different. They are both sons of a previous ruler in their respective countries that punish dissent with a harsh crackdown using what are considered illegal means in most countries. Bush just needs to figure out how to stay in power past 2009.

Too bad he doesn't have a son. Maybe a brother or cousin could step into the role?

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Early fights between the church and the people that were consolidating power bases in politicized Europe became the battleground for authority over marriage, and the various definitions.

Stillness - Dodging my point by hypothesizing wildly is an admirable technique. Also, I'm not sure that anyone was claiming sodomy should be banned. After all, it is only another type of penetration. Traditionally one preferred by men of the cloth, to be sure, but I'm not sure that that should exclude it from normal practice. And from what I understand, it is more and more considered normal practice.

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quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

And you still may not get the partner you want, but you are free to marry whoever will have you.
As long as they are of the opposite sex. This restriction is based on an arbitrary judgment that is traditionally viewed as coming from religion.

quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

What you’re calling discrimination would apply to gender designated restrooms and interspecies marriage as well. Why shouldn’t I be able to walk in on naked girls at the community center or marry a plant?
Mostly because marriage is a verbal and written contract between two willing participants. Your plan to marry a plant while breaking into a restroom fails that test. It would be interesting if you tried though. That might make national news.

quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

I have to wear a seatbelt in my state. That restricts my freedom even though I don’t risk hurting anyone but myself. Why should the government be able to tell me what to do?
If you injure yourself and require medical aid, please do me a favor and restrict that aid to cash-and-carry only. I don't want to see your freedom impinge upon my insurance rates.

quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

Out of curiosity, how do you view polygamy? Are laws against it discriminatory?
Most people should be aware that laws against polygamy were specifically designed to move the members of the Mormon church from the eastern United States. What could have come to blows instead was defused when the head of the Mormon church agreed to prohibit polygamy within the church. In practice however, all that happened was that it was no longer condoned. It still exists, more so in the Mormon community than in any other.

And kudos to Iffy for the amazing derailment.

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From AD&D Monster Manual (c) 1977:
A lich exists because of its own desires and the use of powerful and arcane magic. The lich passes from a state of humanity to a non-human, non-living existence through force of will. It retains this status by certain conjurations, enchantments, and a phylactery. A lich is most often encountered within its hidden chambers, this lair typically being in some wilderness area or vast underground labyrinth, and in any case both solidly constructed of stone and very dark. [...]
Liches were formerly ultra powerful magic-users or magic-user/clerics of not less than 18th level of magic-use. [...]The mere sight of a lich will cause any creature below 5th level to flee in panic from fear.

So, a lich stays in its lair (90%), in a remote location, and scares the bejesus out of most of humanity. Good luck with role-playing it. :P

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

The 50 lb character is a lich. Thus, mostly skeleton. Therefore, it's not that far-fetched.
Huh. Maybe my brain so utterly rejected the notion that someone would roleplay a categorically one-dimensional character that I missed that identity mark.

Well, good luck.

Edit - Letter adjustment

[ Saturday, December 08, 2007 12:21: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

However, I doubt such matters are a vexation in secondary education (What I want to major in).

You might be surprised. There are many non-secular schools which would not have you as teacher. That aside, how white of you to consider it a non-issue since it wouldn't affect you personally.

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So, suicide doesn't get the media attention it merits?
Even a politician's rather famous suicide got rather short air time. The guy with the gun is only a victim through his own actions. That doesn't make him a victim. It makes him a ruiner.

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Azuma -
At 6 feet tall, the average weight range would be 155 (very skinny) to 215 (upper level of fit). There is obviously a lot of wiggle room in there, but at least it moves you closer to a reasonable ratio.

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Nioca - You are wrong. Abandon that line of thought now, before your mind is thoroughly riddled with holes.

Stillness - You are blind to that which you do not want to see. Publicly decided measures on the equality of homosexuals (when deciding on their right to suffer a publicly condoned marriage) were almost all defeated in the last round of elections. Since the government bases a lot of rights (survivorship,etc) on the relationship of marriage, it seems quite clear that while God condones homosexuality, man and government do not.

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Did at any point Student of Trinity make the bold suggestion that some forum-goers direct other forum-goers in the conduct of their RP? Because, that seems to be working out, so far... :P

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Gathering data and processing data are two entirely different creatures.

Alec; I appreciate your candor. Know that I stand to the left of center and don't support certain underlying policies which create the current need for extracurricular government activities. My suggestion is only that there might be an application of the Facebook protocol which would obviate the need for agents. Those same actors which do harm to others are also in harm's way. I would not see that happening, if at all possible.

At some point it will become necessary to discuss the factors which create the current requirement for agencies like the alphabets that you mentioned. They certainly seem pervasive, and with their need-to-know-eyes-only philosophy to protect the "whatever" of the American peoples, at some point it might become important to figure out if, in fact, the creatures that they seek to hide are as frightening as they suggest.

Of course, before that happens, climate changes will have accelerated to the point where it is moot. Bigger fish to fry, and all that.

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quote:
Originally spewed by TSST:
Name: Jeran Korak
Age: Around 32.
Gender: Male
Height: 6.1
Weight: 130 pounds

Dude. See a doctor.

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I find it hard to understand how this thread could have gotten even worse in the past 6 hours.

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Hey!

We love our fundies.

And by "we" I mean comedians.

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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

It should be noted that incidents like this rarely occur outside of the U.S.
Why? It's not particularly important to the story or the victims, so what is your personal agenda and why do you chose to use this as a platform? I personally don't believe that you have any proof for your statement, nor do I believe that you could find it. Random acts of violence occur everywhere on the planet. You may think that means matter, or locations, but the only thing that matters is that 8 people died because one young man went a little off in the head. In short, your statement has been deemed offensive, and is one that is rarely made outside the U.S.

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