OOC: The Vale RP

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AuthorTopic: OOC: The Vale RP
Guardian
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Profile #50
Yes, Nalyd stole the name of M. Munigant, a skeleton-remover and bone-eater. And the rather absurd height is due to blatant inhumanity.

[ Saturday, December 08, 2007 14:38: Message edited by: Thoughts in Chaos ]

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Fear us, mortals, but never envy, for though we burn with power, our fuel is our sorrows.
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Councilor
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Profile Homepage #51
I'm sorry, I'm just having too much fun with the mental images these character bios are creating.

"Hi, I'm Munigant and I... ow! Ow! I hit my head on the doorframe! Why do people build these things so dang low anyway?! Ow! I did it again!"

Iffy: If you want to join, make up a character. A character completely removed from you or any of your gimmicks might be best.

(Bonus points if your character is an obese midget with no fighting skills, no magical training, and a completely unmysterious past. :P )

Dikiyoba.

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Canned
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Profile #52
I don't have time to make one right now so I will do it tomarrow.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Agent
Member # 4574
Profile #53
Right then. I'll wait for you to make it, then start the actual RP'ing either tomorrow or Monday. Depends on when you get it done and what mood I'm in.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
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"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Guardian
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Profile #54
Slight revision to Nalyd's character. Leave it to him to work in a cutter.

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Fear us, mortals, but never envy, for though we burn with power, our fuel is our sorrows.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Agent
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Profile #55
"Cutters" as you so eloquently put it, are a controversial issue where I live, so atleast research the reasoning of "cutters" before making further mention to it. So far so good though.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #56
Is my revision ok?

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Posts: 732 | Registered: Saturday, June 24 2006 07:00
Agent
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Profile #57
quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

Is my revision ok?
There's a few things left I'd change, but it's adequate.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile Homepage #58
So wait-- not only is Goldenking the least ridiculous member of an RP; he's moderating said RP to keep other participants' ridiculousness in check?

...........

I don't know whether I should give him a round of applause or break down and cry. Leaning towards the latter.

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"NOW PASS ME MY BOOTS. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A FACE." -Nikki

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Lifecrafter
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Profile #59
I will make it Jeran's personal goal to destroy all undead over 7 foot tall who don't have weird blue eyes.
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #60
What I can't quite understand is, after all that effort why an earth would a Lich want to stay in a deep hole for all eternity? It can't even have fun reading erotic fiction anymore at that point.
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

So wait-- not only is Goldenking the least ridiculous member of an RP; he's moderating said RP to keep other participants' ridiculousness in check?
It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Agent
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Profile #62
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

So wait-- not only is Goldenking the least ridiculous member of an RP; he's moderating said RP to keep other participants' ridiculousness in check?
It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P

Nah, they can't. Kim Jong-Il is having a tea party with the Queen, and Bush is getting converted to Islam.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
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My Panasse!

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Law Bringer
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Profile #64
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P
They aren't that different. They are both sons of a previous ruler in their respective countries that punish dissent with a harsh crackdown using what are considered illegal means in most countries. Bush just needs to figure out how to stay in power past 2009.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
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Profile #65
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P
They aren't that different. They are both sons of a previous ruler in their respective countries that punish dissent with a harsh crackdown using what are considered illegal means in most countries. Bush just needs to figure out how to stay in power past 2009.

Too bad he doesn't have a son. Maybe a brother or cousin could step into the role?

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Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Agent
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quote:
Bush just needs to figure out how to stay in power past 2009.
With constitutional influence decaying rapidly, I'm sure he could find a way. Not that I want him to.

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"There's a hole in the bucket, dear Excalibur, dear Excalibur..."
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #67
I wonder how a blueberry muffin would stand up to a burning greatsword made of adamantine. For that matter, it could be an icy greatsword. Or an invisible one.
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Agent
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Profile #68
Iffy: There are many, many things wrong with your character. Here is how I'd do your character, with my revisions in italics. If you really want this character, keep it. However, you'd have to work very hard to make this fit in with the RP.

Name: Muffinto the 18th
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Height: [i]10"-6'[/i}
Weight: 2 pounds at 10in, 15 at 6ft
Magick: Can cast many fire spells and can cast a healing spell.
Skills: Controlled Growth, High Jumping. (Omitted Biting, which isn't a skill, and changed phrasing)
Occupation: Disciple of Iffy, God of Baked Goods
Biography: My name is Muffinto the 18th. However, I was born unusually powerful and I have been named First Disciple of Iffy. And I am loyal to the all powerful Iffy and The Creator.

We muffins are a secretive race. (Omitted the stuff about only those loyal to the creator know you) And we serve Iffy, who serves the Creator along with us.

We have a brief history. As one of Iffy's gifts, a loyal human was taught by Iffy himself on how to create magical muffins (Iffy can't teach anyone once he's exiled). It is extremely complicated, but he learned anyway.

He found a secure location, where he began the spell. Afterwards, five muffins were summoned. They were taught everything, they were good students. "Begin a society of muffins," were his orders. "And serve The Creator. Fight the Anama." (No cannibalism for you)

We have formed a society, and I have fathered 152 muffins (No you haven't. Try ten.). I have been asked to do very dangerous missions. But the Anama are challenging, so I am very enthusiastic. Sometimes I have had to escape, and I am very good at doing that. I am currently at home, with all the other muffins, in a hidden cove southeast of Cape Town.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
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Profile Homepage #69
quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

I have fathered 152 muffins
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Well, good luck folks.

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Agent
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Some men in history have fathered hundreds, even thousands of children. The record is held by an African king.

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"There's a hole in the bucket, dear Excalibur, dear Excalibur..."
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Agent
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Ehem. Like I said, Iffy, either rework the character dramatically, or, better yet, create a new, more normal character.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
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Profile #72
I don't think it qualifies as cannibalism when a muffin eats a human, however the size and weight difference does make it unlikely that the muffin gets more than a snack.
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In five years our children and grand children will be talking about the legendary RP of misfits. Luckily, they will have records to study, so such an event can be prevented in their time.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile Homepage #74
[b]Wow.[/b]

I was originally thinking of joining this RP with the sole intention of messing things up and generally screwing with Goldenking, but I have to tip my cap to you guys-- you have the situation under control. Couldn't have done it any better myself.

As amusing as it is to see him get a taste of his own medicine, I really have to feel sorry for the guy right now. The sooner you nuke this thing the sooner you can start forgetting it ever happened.

Just throwing that out there.

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"NOW PASS ME MY BOOTS. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A FACE." -Nikki

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