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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
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BOOM in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, November 16 2007 09:57 Profile #11 Not sure how that is a beach at all, actually. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, November 16 2007 09:52 Profile #79 Heh. Ferrets. Held up to attract birds of prey? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Call for input: Standardizing on a rating rubric in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 23:03 Profile #8 I would rarely bother to rate a scenario if it required more than 3 different numeric scores. Enjoyment, replay value, and technical. I would also like to see validation of reviews by allowing users to give a thumbs up or down to the review, depending on how it matches their experience. This will allow a user to pick scenarios that are compatible based on previous reviews. By the same light, and totally abusable, I would like to see the ability to call into question the review (and reviewer) by allowing a series of thumbs down to suspend that right to review. If no one is finding a review to be helpful, should it be allowed? The notion of rubrics is great, but when put into practice only a few people will take the time and effort to make sure that they are fully utilized. The remainder (me) will just do what they want and not care about the balance. See the Lyceum for what you can expect as a range of reviews, and I would suggest that those submitted during the ratings contests be ignored. :) -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BOOM in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 19:57 Profile #4 Really? I usually go right for the filename on any image I don't recognize immediately. ET (may he rest in peas) messes me up by garbling the names, but this one should be crystal clear. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
BOOM in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 18:58 Profile #1 Hah! Nicely accomplished! -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 18:42 Profile #74 quote: Originally written by Iffy : Does Salmon have a relative? No. Strangely enough, I sprang fully formed from the forehead of a rather stentorian figure of some repute. But thanks for asking. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Golden Slumbers in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 18:38 Profile #10 I agree with Drew. Reading "Golden xxxxxxx" on the interwebs always leads my brain to the showers. It was just surprising that it came from Excalibur, but I suppose it was inevitable. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
[SPAM] in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 11:27 Profile #1 First sentence, -> Russian -> English -> Korean -> English -> Japanese -> English. Can make in order increase thing to execute in your citizen of necessity for $$$$$$$ and order of renewal life in the midst of the introduction which continues in projection ones which train thing, it is best to simultaneous thing your frost that it has related. Edit - operative word changed to $$$$ -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 15 2007 11:22 Profile #61 Excalibur also seems to think a picture refers to him, so I would hastily discount any guesses he may venture. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 14 2007 21:10 Profile #350 -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 14 2007 21:00 Profile #53 It kinda bothers me now that you can't imbed videos. Booo! -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 14 2007 20:49 Profile #348 During a recent, profanity strewn interview, an irate Dikiyoba stressed again how upset she was at the state of this thread. "blah, grawh, blah, spam, blah, GRAHHH!" were her exact words, more or less. Currently, she is no longer accepting any applications for appearances, but the truly desperate should send her anonymous gifts of meat. Those wishing to no longer be considered for inclusion in this story, its derivative works, and any sequels, should continue to spam and pester her using this thread as a vehicle. Dikiyoba has thus spoken. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Synergy? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 14 2007 20:36 Profile #30 Without without you Synergy, this place wouldn't be the same. Glad to hear that you are recovering from this dramatic incident. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Synergy? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 14 2007 10:22 Profile #18 Synergy also hasn't posted in a short while. And this is funny stuff. Shooting oneself in the foot is always funny. I'll try to find more of these to explain the unexplained absences. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Synergy? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 21:29 Profile #6 I just noticed that the reporting is shoddy. No where does it say if the technique worked. Maybe they were worried about copycat mechanics? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Synergy? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 20:54 Profile #2 Wow. You have nearly surpassed my mighty post count! (+1) -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 20:52 Profile #25 I think it was the second image, rather than the first. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Synergy? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 20:42 Profile #0 quote: SOUTHWORTH, Wash. (AP) -- A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said. The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth, about 10 miles southwest of Seattle, and had gotten all but one of the lug nuts off the right rear wheel by Saturday afternoon, Kitsap County Deputy Scott Wilson said. ''He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off,'' Wilson said. From about arm's length, the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was ''peppered'' in both legs with buckshot and debris, with some injuries as high as his chin, according to a sheriff's office report. ''Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated,'' Wilson said. The man was taken to Tacoma General Hospital with injuries Wilson described as severe but not life-threatening. Just checking, my friend. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 17:58 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by Goldenking: ET, don't start with that again. 6 pointed star (of David) appearing as a badge in a picture, or 5 pointed star pasted on an eye. Can you really not discern a difference? Next victim. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 17:28 Profile #8 Do not look at the above image if graphic cartoons of zombie eskimos are irksome. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Photo Thread (with an abominable twist) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 17:19 Profile #4 Is that me? Looks like I'm peeing off the side of a boat. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 15:09 Profile #339 Is there any way to make Dikiyoba be moderator of this thread? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Divinely Touched Elite Warrior Nephil In Real Life in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 13:28 Profile #18 Iffy's right. We should have another photo thread soon. Thanks for the early submission, and the reminder! -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Consider This Catharsis in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 13 2007 12:16 Profile #53 quote: Originally written by Dintiradan: I could post the questions and get feedback, but 'twould be slightly unethical. I said "maths," not "ethics." I couldn't care less if you have ethics. Let the math warz commence! Edit - You could just not read the stuff posted in response to your algoreisms, except for mine, since they seem to only be fanboy posts. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Divinely Touched Elite Warrior Nephil In Real Life in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 12 2007 21:49 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: Still, two out of three is something. Yep. It's a D. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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