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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 17:24 Profile #32
I would posit that your outrage stems from the lack of universal death penalty.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 17:11 Profile #314
An interwebs meme. Check Wiki, if you can.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, November 9 2007 13:49 Profile #311
quote:
Originally written by The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff...:

Oops, I placed each letter two times. Let me edit the post so you can tell me what it means!
Re-read the original instance of the name. Count the number of instances of the letter "n" and then count the number of instances of the letter "r."
Do that in your post. Compare and contrast.

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How messed Babel Fish communication the international in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, November 9 2007 13:47 Profile #4
Unfortunately, humans make just as many mistakes as computers. Perhaps more.

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neat idea in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 11:53 Profile #28
Falco - The point is that "they" is one guy, sitting in his basement. He, not they, is busy creating a new game called Avernum 5 (The Empire Strikes Back) and is soon to start on a new game called Geneforge 5. These games, the new ones, make money for him. Lotsa money. So much money that he can afford gold plated Ferraris. For him to make a Battlezone version of Geneforge would take time that is better spent on more lucrative projects. It is a shame that he doesn't have a "they" working for him, that can directed to make smaller, niche products. Perhaps some day he will be bored, and will read through these comments, and after having me erased will decide to make your game, priced at $15, and will sell 1000 copies of it. I hope so. But I hope he finishes his other projects first, and fixes BoA (Bugs of Avernum) first.
:P

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 11:27 Profile #309
Ectsian is a manifestation of Storm.

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Protesting (In General) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Friday, November 9 2007 10:48 Profile #37
The school may be located in a state where licensed counselors are required by law to divulge those parts of confidential conversations where the patient reveals certain things. Intent to commit harm, intent to commit a crime, and other things have been deemed as such by different states. The parents likely signed a waiver that would permit the counselor to talk with school administration under certain guidelines.

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Name Choice in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, November 9 2007 10:44 Profile #85
quote:
Originally written by Us:

quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Meat is Murder says PETA.

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals!
You, sir, are an idiot.

And, you know Salmon? I felt like I was committing adultery by posting that picture in response to somebody other than you. Forgive me??
I don't even like chicken. You are forgiven. Now go eat your bacon. ;)

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, November 8 2007 22:37 Profile #25
quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

The question I would like to ask is..why are the Chinese doing this? Aren't they already making good? Why do they have to make this kind of scandal..
It isn't the Chinese that are doing it. It is people in China, who may be Chinese or some other nationality. My understanding is that a cheaper adhesive was used in the manufacturing process, which of course still begs the question of why that substance is in glue. Now, paste I would understand. But glue?

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, November 8 2007 22:33 Profile #24
quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

ADoS, I think you used the wrong quote.
Quoting me, or quoting someone that is quoting me, is never wrong.

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You did it for the lulz! in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, November 8 2007 22:30 Profile #11
My wife was shopping in Winco yesterday; had loaded up with just about everything. She made a quick foray into the bulk section, leaving the cart to negotiate the narrow passages more easily. With chocolate covered cranberries raised victoriously, she returned to find the cart was missing. I want to know which one of you jackasses stole her grocery cart.

...

And congratulate you. ;)

I used to do that same thing when I was in college. The unusual thing yesterday was that the cart was nowhere to be found in the store. I usually would just swing it into a different aisle and walk away. :rolleyes:

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Protesting (In General) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, November 8 2007 22:21 Profile #34
None of this is new.

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Name Choice in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, November 8 2007 10:10 Profile #82
IMAGE(http://img.printfection.com/14/71935/je6Oe.jpg)

My AIM handle reflects my attitude toward salmon.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 7 2007 22:47 Profile #9
That's why us folks in the Coast Range make fun of the kids in Multnomah.

That, and jealousy.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 7 2007 21:04 Profile #300
quote:
Originally written by Jewelz:

You'd think, one of these days, we'd get things organized enough that one wouldn't need to go trudging around to find one person or another.

A simple intercom would do nicely: "Paging all healers, all healers. Ephesos needs reviving, I repeat Ephesos needs reviving... and Tyranacus too... just incase."

Plus, where are the security cameras? The meddle detectors? The thumb-print-retina-scan-voice-analysis entry to the moderator room?
ubb.classic, remember?

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Across the Universe? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 7 2007 21:01 Profile #12
quote:
Originally written by Goldenking:

It would only take one comet to wipe out all civilization completely, to state the most obvious.
I remain unconvinced that this wouldn't be the best remedy for what at best could be described as a viral infection.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 7 2007 18:32 Profile #2
Whatever happened to wood blocks? They were good enough when I was a kid.

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Across the Universe? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 7 2007 17:50 Profile #3
If there was ever a lack of argument among politicians, I would suggest colonizing a new planet. Until then, it seems superfluous.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 21:49 Profile #294
quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

This is the best good fiction I've read in months, maybe years.
Hah! You have no idea.

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Original names in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 19:47 Profile #80
quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

quote:
Originally written by Mysterious Man:

Was what Salmon?

quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

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???

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??!!!

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Um. Was that Salomon? So confused.
Not Salmon, Salomon. Gosh.
You would do better to rely on your memory, rather than someone else's.

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Original names in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 19:15 Profile #77
It is actually linked on the Poison Control Center web site. Apparently looking at you in the poofy shirt is enough to make anyone become violently ill.

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Original names in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 18:58 Profile #75
My judgment is not suspect.

Edit - My spelling, though, is crap.

[ Tuesday, November 06, 2007 18:58: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Original names in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 18:49 Profile #72
Heh. I remember that before you got paranoid, you posted a picture of yourself in the photo thread. It was linked back to your family website, complete with pictures of your whole family. Good thing you got paranoid. :rolleyes:

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Original names in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 6 2007 14:50 Profile #66
That would have been a better graphic if it was a can of spam, rather than an ice cream cone. Of course then it wouldn't have been a cold thing, but maybe if there was a message that said that the spam was just taken out of the deep freeze or something like that it would have been better because then it would have made fun of the fact that he keeps on spamming even though he says he is going to stop all the time and it gets kind of monotonous and stuff.

E.T. The best was when we were one. :cool:

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