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a question in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Monday, October 22 2007 12:15 Profile #17
Having just read the rules, I am astonished that anything gets accomplished in here at all.

...

Oh.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The noob language in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Monday, October 22 2007 12:11 Profile #27
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Also, I'm wondering why Tullegolar is still banned. He was a bit inflammatory, but was nothing compared to any of the noobs/trolls/etc. mentioned in this thread (or even TM, for that matter). That, and his ban, last I heard, was only supposed to be two weeks.
You have to request that your ban end.

And I am frankly astonished that Zeviz and I agree on something like this. I might have to change my position to maintain the status quo. :P

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How did you guys begin? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Monday, October 22 2007 10:14 Profile #25
quote:
Originally written by Ballad:

Stuggie...
I saw mention of him a few days ago too. I think via facebook.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, October 22 2007 10:07 Profile #68
Tasty, tasty murder...

I'm sure the sharks are plotting my demise. There is currently a great white hanging off the coast and it is getting a bit punchy. About a week ago it took a bit out of a seal and all they found was the head and tail. The sea lion fared better, with just a bite out of its flank. In both cases, the shark was going after meaty (delicious) fish eaters. Coincidence? I think not.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What did you do today? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 18:53 Profile #31
Ya should of just whacked the roadworks guy and tossed him behind the wheel. Then called the cops and claimed your ride was jacked.

But, I'm not even studying to be a lawyer, so my advice might be a little suspect. :confused:

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 15:37 Profile #66
Catch a shark. Buy a knife. Pick up a piece of wood.

It really is pretty simple, once you figure out how to not get bit.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 15:22 Profile #64
quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

Salmon have you actually cut off a shark's head and stuck a piece of wood in it at a party?
Yes.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How did you guys begin? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 13:45 Profile #17
Is this gonna turn into one of those sappy "where they came from" shows?

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 12:52 Profile #61
Tentacles tend to react even after they are severed from the torso of a squid/octopus. Not forever, as that would be a bit too Lovecraftian, but for a while. Similarly, a severed shark head will still bite if something is placed in its mouth. Fun party trick, best demonstrated with a piece of wood that you don't need for a while.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How did you guys begin? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 11:47 Profile #14
.

I like beta testing.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Political Compass (Armed and Dangerous) in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 10:43 Profile #103
That's funny stuff right there.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
a question in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, October 21 2007 10:28 Profile #3
Read the faq.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The noob language in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Saturday, October 20 2007 22:26 Profile #19
Only a noob would compare a brand new Message Board member to an old one.

For once and for all, quite with the comparisons of ex-members. They are banned, can't defend themselves, and it is a cowardly and lazy action. The rule of thumb on trolls is to stop feeding them. The rule on banned members needs to be to stop referencing them.

Gah!

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The noob language in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, October 19 2007 18:17 Profile #1
B N A E D C

Those are the noob letters.

For everything else, consult Wikipedia.

Edit - It strikes me that you will ask for help finding that too, so look here.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, October 19 2007 15:33 Profile #56
Ambulatory velcro.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What did you do today? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, October 19 2007 11:10 Profile #20
KoL > Console

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What have you been reading lately? in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 22:37 Profile #560
*facepalm*

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 22:34 Profile #227
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

If Dikiyoba has foreknowledge of what my character is going to do, does that mean my character has no free will?
Your character only thinks it has free will. Your decisions have already been made, but you don't know it.
I'm surprised your implants hadn't forewarned you of the eventuality.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
...and again. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 22:29 Profile #43
Meh.

One door knob is as good as another I suppose.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Sanity pile near door in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 20:48 Profile #53
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Ah, but that relies on the assumption that they want you at all. :P

Dikiyoba.
FYT

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 19:18 Profile #224
quote:
Originally written by Jewel:

Maybe Diki hasn't even decided who he is yet so as to make all of our guessing in vain.
Are you kidding? Diki is like the Oracle at Delphi.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What did you do today? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 18:36 Profile #11
quote:
Originally written by Jewel:

put kids to bed, played kol, threw a pie at salmon, TP'd salmon's house, threw a brick through salmon's window
:D
She likes me!

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What did you do today? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 18:05 Profile #7
Installed insulation, trim, packed up 4 -50lb bags of onions, cut a 1/2 cord of firewood, sat in a clearcut for 45 minutes waiting for a deer to volunteer, played KoL, read some questionable content, cleaned the kitchen, did laundry, organized the garage, and later I'll can some tomatoes.

I got up at 11am. 9 hours ago.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
...and again. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, October 18 2007 15:19 Profile #40
Iffy's account is only used by one human being, unfortunately that human being tends to shift from IC to OOC with alarming irregularity, sometimes within the same word. His older brother is DanielJacksonMPC, which is a different account.

I wish Alo would finally put his foot down and state that having a gimmick is his gimmick, and start sniping anyone and everyone with such a thing.

Now go listen/watch the ALCS.

Go Sox!

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, October 17 2007 17:23 Profile #221
quote:
Originally written by Necromancy's Only Mistake:

Maybe it's Arghhhhhhhhh grown up...
Could you please provide a comparison for us? I sometimes get confused on who was around when. I thought you came after, but I really have no basis. Argh left an impression similar to yours actually, with his quiet insanity followed by loud ranting hostility. Are you Argh?

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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